She "chalked-up" my dick like a pool stick........cold caramel! what the..........  

634694u 46M
257 posts
10/28/2005 7:13 am

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She "chalked-up" my dick like a pool stick........cold caramel! what the..........

I wrote a post a few weeks back about what foods were fun to eat while having sex. Thanx for the great Ideas! This morning I was reminded (And God only knows why) of a former lover that took a jar of caramel icecream topping directly from the fridge, knelt down in front of me and shoved my dick in it. "Holy shit!" I screamed. "What the hell are you doing" I asked. "Just wanted to try something new" she snickered. After she unscrewed the ice-cold jar from my staff I asked her to "nuke" the contents in the microwave first! Brrrrrrr!! Needless to say, she had a little work to do once she returned to arouse "Mr. Happy" after the deep freeze!

Once at a flagpole stance again, we proceeded. She took the caramel and actually "chalked-up" my dick like a pool stick and then gobbled the sticky stuff off. Fun yes, as long as it's not cold!

Another food I've had fun with is spaghetti. Oh yes, lay some warm pasta on a woman and slurp, suck and chew your way to a full belly and a great time. Just lay her down right there on the counter top! I even tried it with sauce once but totally fucked-up the sheets! oops!

What foods are the best to eat off-of someone.
Everybody does whipped cream, and chocolate sauce. I want to hear something new, something creative! Give me some "food-ammo" to take to the bedroom. Imagine where you could place a small piece of chocolate cake or how about turning your lover into a human pizza! It may take a while but hey, life is short!

Banana-fucking-split someone!

See ya.

demonicsexkitten 41F
10672 posts
10/28/2005 8:32 am

welll, i had somebody dump mcd's fries on my belly, a pile of ketchup, and used me as a platter. kinda messy though... i laughed so hard all the fries fell off. and the ketchup was just wrong (you don't eat ketchup with fries unless your a kid! lol)

i'm suddenly reminded of HS jokes about pineapple rings... don't remember the jokes, just the images.

sexysweetlover25 37F

10/31/2005 8:05 pm

You could always turn a woman into a full dinner if you wanted to. Start with some stake placed between her pussy lips. Dribble gravy around and in her navel, and top her breast with mashed potatoes. Then enjoy, slowly working your way up her body while she tries not to spill your dinner. Oh use pure white sheets so you can bleach them afterwards.

634694u 46M

11/1/2005 2:20 pm

Demonic- McD's fries,mmmmmmmmmm! good one, gotta have a Coke too though.

Sweetlover- Wow! would you prepare seven courses?

frbnkslady 48F
6183 posts
11/20/2005 2:58 pm

lmao... you write so great.. I cannot believe you do not have a chit load of comments left by the ladies... T


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