Chocolate covered pussy  

pussygalor1975 38F  
212 posts
11/19/2013 7:30 pm
Chocolate covered pussy


Light are dim... check
Soft music playing... check
Sexy lingerie... check
Chocolate covered pussy... check

Sounds like a night to remember, doesn't it.

Things are not always as they seem.

Let me give you the dirty details of how this all went down.

One night Pussy G was feeling particularily sexy, hair all made up, makeup perfect, everything was looking real good. Then Pussy decided to do something a little over the top.

mmmmm....insert Hersey bar here...

Taking a piece of the chocolate and pressing it between my lips by my clit I waited in anticipation for my lover to join me. Wondering what he would think of my chocolate surprise.

I remember laying there thinking, oh he will be so pleasantly surprised... I was so proud of myself...

In comes in lover, entrance stage west, sexy Pussy G waiting in eager anticipation for his arrival... legs slightly spread, silky lingerie in spendid disarray, nipples hard, breathing a little fast...

Waiting, oh waiting in anticpation for that first little tongue on pussy connection of sparks and fireworks...

Oh god, I could already feel it in my thighs, starting to tremble as my legs were parted ever so gently, kissing up my thighs upwards, upwards to that ever so juicy climactic point.

In my head, oh ya baby, lick my pussy, make me squirt juicy cum everywhere, in the back of my mind, I am thinking of the tiny square of Hersey's chocolate, slowly melting inside...

OH, GOD, he is gonna be so fucking surprised. I can remember thinking. Gawd, I must be the sexiest bitch ever... While the kisses and stroking of my thighs got closer and closer to the final destination..

I am starting to pant, breathing getting more and more closer to the final breaking point of do me now big boy...

And then, he reaches the apex of my thighs (to those of you not familiar with Harlequin Novels, this means, he has finally reached pussy)

Oh my gawd, this is gonna be galor...ius...

Waiting...

As suddenly, my lover recoils, with a look of horror on his face...

OMG OMG OMG... he says in terror...

WTF is that...

I will NEVER forget the look on his face... as he peeled off the bed, disgust dripping from the look on his face...

I think you need to go clean up... he says pointing at my love triangle, my apex of pleasure.. my mound of joy...

Pussy G: What's wrong baby
Lover Boy: I think you need to have some cleanup time
PG: Whatever do you mean?
LB: I can't really say... but what the fuck is that between your legs?!?!
PG: ?????? What?
LB: HORROR HORROR UNBELIEVABLE UNCONCIEVABLE HORROR (of course I am paraphrasing here)
PG: oh no baby, that's chocolate.
LB: PANIC PANIC PANIC...WHAT?
PG: I put a piece of chocolate for you to find in my pussy....
LB: I think I am no longer horny...

Lesson learned here, please ladies, for the love of god and all that is holy... before you put anything brown, or green or yellow or red in between your legs..(even if it is edible) you must make both parties aware of the transaction.

This means no ketchup... no mustard.. and especially no relish...no gravies or sauces... it all must be disclosed, no jello no whipped toppings... nothing... it must have clearance Clarence, to get off the ground with authority.

I do not like chocolate pussy, I do not like it in a boat...I do not like it surrounded by a moat. I do not like it WHEN IT'S A SURPRISE AT ALL. I do not like it on toast, this is when I dislike it the most.
I do not like chocolate covered pussy for real... it should be disclosed when it is to be a meal.

( this is not a rip off of Dr Suess, notice how the parameter is all off. )

Jiminy Cricket: Pussy G WTF????
Pussy G: I don't know what you mean...hahahhah
JC: Have you been drinking again?
PG: I've only had one Jiminy, I've only had one.

Pussy G is signing out... hoping to hear of sexual crimes larger than mine....

PS... wtf, eh?

average_john1961 53M  
59 posts

11/19/2013 7:39 pm

wow hhhmmmmm what was his problem damn he missed out and i am sure hurt your feelings, that sounded very erotic.


pussygalor1975 replies on 11/19/2013 7:41 pm:
Surprise there is something dark brown and smeared between my legs...want some??

ShyGuy4fun36 37M  
7 posts

11/19/2013 7:45 pm

Another funny blog. Yes, food play is best when both parties are in on the idea ha ha.


pussygalor1975 replies on 11/19/2013 7:53 pm:
What...are you saying you wouldnt enjoy a nic perogy or rice pudding in the pussy meal deal... god I am drunh tonite...hahahahaha!

sexydad1167 46M  
908 posts

11/19/2013 7:49 pm

My face would have been buried down there until every last morsel of that chocolate was gone.

Yes I agree know what it was and that is was recently put there for my enjoyment would have been a better treat than finding a half melted chocolate square oozing out when i got down there.

Hey it was the thought that counts.


pussygalor1975 replies on 11/19/2013 7:54 pm:
Thoughts are always best planned extensively

coffeefan53 60M  
1081 posts

11/19/2013 8:33 pm

Bwahahaha!!!

Yeah, that's a Kodak moment for sure!

For what it's worth (from an old coot who's been there...) the better chocolate (Dove, Lindt, Godiva) tends to melt faster when in a warm, wet place.

Maybe you should have used dark chocolate instead of milk?

What ever, I loved the story.


pussygalor1975 replies on 11/19/2013 8:38 pm:
i think the results would have been the same no matter what grade of chocolate used

ClitLickB4DickU 55M
417 posts

11/20/2013 1:25 am

One of my Adult FriendFinder friends Loves me to Suck her Clit and Pussy with a mouth full of Cold, Creamy Ice-Cream and she has reciprocated with an Ice-Cream BJ.

The only problem we had was when we enthusiastically substituted Chocolate Ice-Cream for the usual Vanilla then realised that the brown stains on the sheets midway down the bed would probably be mistaken for a bowel accident by housekeeping


pussygalor1975 replies on 11/20/2013 2:46 am:
mmmm...chocolatey... housekeeping has seen worse, trust me.

Tmptrzz 51F  
2215 posts

11/20/2013 7:32 am

Wow..rotflmao men meh smdh..it's a piece of candy for god's sake not shit..this was such a good one..loved it!!!

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on. And always practice what you preach!!!!


pussygalor1975 replies on 11/20/2013 9:04 am:
Glad to amuse...

Gulabkumar123456 35M
1 post

11/20/2013 8:15 am

very sexy


pussygalor1975 replies on 11/20/2013 9:05 am:
why thanks,

pandora684 43F  
1390 posts

11/20/2013 8:44 am

OMG, I'm glad I was home alone when I read that. Too too funny!


pussygalor1975 replies on 11/20/2013 9:06 am:
wouldn't have want you to read that at work, they would think you are crazy...

bvbf1000 43M
17 posts

11/20/2013 10:43 am

Wow I did have to wait long at all...excellent.

I was thinking a good way to clean up some of that chocolate would be with the tip of of hard dick, then we could share. Then a final clean up with the tongue.


pussygalor1975 replies on 11/20/2013 10:48 am:
This is also one way.

GimmeAThrill 45M  
21095 posts

11/20/2013 4:47 pm

A girl once slipped a couple of cherries in there for me to find. I took her cherry.

Smart as a horse and hung like Einstein.

Tits for Transplants



pussygalor1975 replies on 11/20/2013 8:10 pm:
sounds like a good "cock"tale...

massiveguy 36M
879 posts

11/20/2013 8:25 pm

That awful a pussy all ready and not a bite

Ola eu sou MassiveGuy ,e gostaria de conhecer melhor as mulheres que por aqui andam.


pussygalor1975 replies on 11/20/2013 10:20 pm:
a chocolate covered pussy is a shame to go to waste like that.

getlucky2132 35M
1515 posts

11/20/2013 11:45 pm

I'd a tore that chocolate covered pussy into Reese Pieces


pussygalor1975 replies on 11/21/2013 6:26 am:
now don't eeven get me started on peanut butter and pussy.

pussygalor1975 replies on 11/21/2013 6:29 am:
Don't even get me started on pussy and peanut butter...

cuckoldoropen 46F
7 posts

11/21/2013 1:23 am

Lmao, seriously funny share

Sorta somewhat along similar lines...one day I decided a wee surprise n packed mine with grapes and little chunks of watermelon-my grand plan was a good idea until I realised not all that went in did come out? or did it? After panicking bout the fruit fermenting away inside me I insisted on him checking me out.
He said he cud feel...he thought mushed up grape skins up there but he just couldn't reach n scoop. So after trying with unsuccessfully with various things he had the idea to use this thing from his fishing box.
There was no way I was going to my doctors to suffer the discussion...so fishing thing it was.
Well he got the grape skins ANd the threads of my mirena-which I didn't realise till it was too late! Hurt like a bastard n then had to have nooo sex while waited for the new mirena to be fitted.
yea not at all how I'd visualised it happening


pussygalor1975 replies on 11/21/2013 6:28 am:
you win the pussy surprise trophy.

adrndackman07 58M  
1334 posts

11/21/2013 5:55 am

Well once You told Him it was chocolate it should have been great..I would have licked Your hot pussy until it was creamy chocolate from You having multiple orgasms..


pussygalor1975 replies on 11/21/2013 6:28 am:
i think i may or may not have killed the mood by laughing my ass off

getlucky2132 35M
1515 posts

11/21/2013 10:21 am

Peanut butter? Sounds like things could get gunky and really sticky, and not like sticky pussy cum, I might get stuck in it


pussygalor1975 replies on 11/21/2013 10:46 am:
Reference to an earlier blog of using peanut butter to train dogs...

getlucky2132 35M
1515 posts

11/21/2013 11:11 am

I'll bark at that kitty, then tear into it, doggie style and deliver one of the roughest rides that kitty ever had.


pussygalor1975 replies on 11/21/2013 12:01 pm:
As long as all my teeth remain firmly in my mouth..... this kitty is up to the challenge... watch out kitty has claws...

getlucky2132 35M
1515 posts

11/21/2013 1:12 pm

The teeth shall remain, now what happens to you jaw is another story Kitty got claws, eh? This dogs got balls loaded with spunk, so there!


pussygalor1975 replies on 11/21/2013 1:28 pm:
We have to stop meeting like this.

pussygalor1975 replies on 11/21/2013 1:29 pm:
People are gonna talk...

getlucky2132 35M
1515 posts

11/21/2013 1:57 pm

Oh my you're right! Whatever will they say!? You got that gold stat, send me a pm and whisper sweet little naughty nothings to my dogs bone You know you want to see more of it

Oh and let me see that chocolate covered pussy too


pussygalor1975 replies on 11/21/2013 2:16 pm:
if it was covered in chocolate you wouldn't see very much...now would you... ? I think I need another drink.

Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur...
Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr purr...

Maybe I should hold back on that drink.

getlucky2132 35M
1515 posts

11/21/2013 2:19 pm

Hell no, you should double down!


pussygalor1975 38F  
106 posts

11/21/2013 2:26 pm

Hey, if wanted any cum back from you, I would have rattled my zipper... Pussy loves a smart ass... your inbox or mine?


getlucky2132 35M
1515 posts

11/21/2013 3:42 pm

Mine crazy!


pussygalor1975 replies on 11/21/2013 4:01 pm:
Flattery will get you far...

getlucky2132 35M
1515 posts

11/26/2013 4:29 am

What ya think of those swollen pic crazy?


joekickass33 32M
5 posts

12/4/2013 3:32 pm

need to hear some more stories PG just sayin


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