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There once was a woman named Alice
Who used a dynamite stick as a phallus.
They found her vagina
Up in North Carolina,
And the rest of poor Alice in Dallas.
There once was a man from Sheen
Who invented a wanking machine.
On the ninety-ninth stroke
the bloody thing broke,
And whipped his balls for cream.
There once was a woman from Ealing
Who had a peculiar feeling.
She lay on her back
And opened her crack,
And pissed all over the ceiling.
3/14/2006 2:49 pm
Funny but not too funny |
3/14/2006 5:19 pm
tell me a better joke then |