5dock 38M
114 posts
3/14/2006 4:39 am

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3/14/2006 11:48 pm


There once was a woman named Alice
Who used a dynamite stick as a phallus.
They found her vagina
Up in North Carolina,
And the rest of poor Alice in Dallas.

There once was a man from Sheen
Who invented a wanking machine.
On the ninety-ninth stroke
the bloody thing broke,
And whipped his balls for cream.

There once was a woman from Ealing
Who had a peculiar feeling.
She lay on her back
And opened her crack,
And pissed all over the ceiling.

sassybelle21 32F
13313 posts
3/14/2006 2:49 pm

Funny but not too funny

5dock 38M

3/14/2006 5:19 pm

tell me a better joke then

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