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Sucker in a three piece  

MstrUnvrsGdRkCk2 48M
590 posts
2/8/2016 4:41 pm
Sucker in a three piece


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Owwwwwwww!

She's so fine
How 'bout a 9 on a 10 scale
With long legs
Straight on up to her lunch pail
Whoo! Sweet little wishbone, oh yeah
Don't wanna break her in half
Lick up one side an' down the other
Always make her laugh, ha! Ha!

She take me down, down, down to the bottom
I got everything you wanted
Give you everything you need
Still you want that sugar daddy
Over me

Huh! She want a sucker (Sucker)
Sucker in a 3 piece
(Sucker) Sucker, all dressed up in a 3 piece suit

I'm on fire, woo!
With just one look
Got me a brand new number
In my little black book
But she don't like the way I dress
She don't like the way I wear my hair
But when I roll you over baby, you don't care

Just take me down, down, down
Down to the bottom
Gimme everything I want
Gimme everything I need
You don't want that sugar daddy
Not over me

Uh! She want a sucker (Sucker)
Woo! Sucker in a 3 piece
(Sucker) Sucker, all dressed up in a 3 piece suit

Oh
Now say it isn't so, baby
You wanna sucker
He just a sucker, he just a sucker
Look at all that money, baby
Ya know, your sugar daddy
You a sugar mamma
Hey, you're both a bunch of suckers!

Oh, He got a big ol' belly
A stone bald head (Sucker)
Now, listen here, honey
That ain't down your alley, no
He just a sucker (Sucker)
In a 3 piece
Sucker (Sucker) yeah, in a 3 piece suit
S-s-s-sucker
Stone cold sugar daddy
(Oooh ooh ooh) S-s-s-sucker (Sucker)
All dressed up in a 3 piece suit

That's right, go ahead, suck it all up Right down to the last drop


I know I'm at the age when I should just let things go, but something happened this week and it irks the shit out of me. I went into this notorious music store in my area it's fairly well known. And the owner is a world class dick! And that's fairly well known too! It's also the place where I bought my very first over priced left handed piece of shit guitar. I don't go in there very often anymore, mainly because I don't have too. There are other music stores and I can get anything I want on line. But anyway, I was meandering around there, checking out the stock. They still have a lot of good stuff, despite the fact that he's been diversifying his stock in recent years to include things unrelated to music. So, then while I'm looking around, the owner and world class dickhead makes an appearance. He looks right at me, like I'm a piece of shit, and then continues on up to his office. Now, when I was younger, I used to put up with his snobby attitude and bullshit. Mainly because I didn't hold the credentials that he did. But now I do! He's a guitarist too, and he runs a business. I'm a guitarist and I ran a business, so I don't see why he thinks his shit doesn't stink any more than mine does? I was so mad, I wanted to go up to him and punch him in the face. But, of course I can't do that, because I would go to jail. But, I could do something equally offensive. I looked around and I didn't see one left handed guitar in the store. Lucky for him. But I noticed a Marshall double stack. I was going to go home and get my guitar and come back and play some AC/DC at ear shattering decibels! But, instead, I came up with a better plan. I've been wanting to order that new 5150 pedal Eddie has out, that gives you his sound instantly! So, I'll order it through his store, when it arrives, I'll tell him " I have to try it out, to make sure it works properly ". I'll bring one of my Van Halen guitars, I haven't decided which one yet, probably the Frankenstein because that's more impressive looking, and plug into the Marshall double stack! Then I'll run through " Sucker in a three piece " at concert hall volume! That dirty old bastard red headed devil will come tearing out of his office freaking the fuck out ! I hope I give him a heart attack! If you hear about it in the news, you'll know it was me. I tell people not to fuck with me, but they never seem to listen.


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Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's , call me young gun.


MstrUnvrsGdRkCk2 48M
1023 posts
4/9/2016 2:51 pm

I see the Jewish princess changed her profile pic on face fuck........er.......book again! In this one her oldest son is holding some goofy looking doll, I assume it's supposed to represent Jay? Anyhoo, Everytime I see her, I realize, yeah, I was in love with her, it wasn't just a passing infatuation. She did inspire me to begin playing again and create the videos, the effects from that are still reverberating to this day, from people I've long known to the ones I meet today! So for that alone I realize what a tremendous impact she's had on my life! I may have influenced her life too, but probably not as much as she affected mine. And for anyone who doubts the significance of her influence on me. I've said this a million times, but here it is again. Before I met her, I tried to rekindle my passion for playing the guitar several times over the previous ten years. Nothing I tried worked. I was just going to forget about it and move on until I had that phone conversation with her that night. After that, it transformed everything. I'm still amazed myself how that worked out like it did. I was watching some of my videos, and I was thinking, " yeah, that's right, that's what I should have done, recreated all my old performances for posterity "! and that's exactly what I did!
So, apparently she and I were destined to meet and this is what played out. I remember the first time I saw her picture, it struck me, or touched me in a place I don't usually feel when I see a woman I'm attracted to. i didn't realize she had such a fucked up life, and how that has turned her the way it has. There's nothing I can do about that, only God can fix shit of that magnitude, and despite your insinuations, I'm not God.
Anyway, I don't have any information about her present situation. I could find out if I really wanted too, but I know I would regret knowing, what ever I learned.
But of course I wish her well and hope she's doing alright. I know one thing for sure, she's not living happily ever after with Jay somewhere. Yeah, I knew that would never happen way back when.
As for me, I'm still out there living on the edge, everyday is a new adventure. I go places and do things, and everybody I meet can't believe how cool I am. Well, I try.

Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.


MstrUnvrsGdRkCk2 48M
1023 posts
4/9/2016 3:49 pm

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention. This was actually the point of my comment, as per usual, I talk about everything else except what I really wanted to say. What I want to say is, I know the Jewish Princess does not like me, or is interested in me or whatever. Normally, I'd be upset about that. But because of the unusual set of circumstances surrounding her and her life. Actually, now, when I think about it, I'm glad and relieved that she doesn't care for me. Because if we had gotten together, it would have destroyed me. I don't think I could refuse her, and with her tastes and appetites, that would have been a disaster! So when I think of it in that context, I'm grateful.

Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.


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