IF I DON'T GET LAID SOON...  

50ishntall 66M
1 posts
3/23/2006 5:06 pm
IF I DON'T GET LAID SOON...


Brain fog won't dissipate. Unable to think clearly. Hands are trembling. Blood pressure is too high--lol. I'm on a short fuse with everyone. Jerking off one more time won't cut it any more. If I do, I'll probably yank my whang right out of its place! Besides that, I'm going blind. I'm desperate, I tell you--DESPERATE!!! The porno magazines I have are dog earred. All the prono tapes I have are completely worn out and I don't have enough aluminum cans to cash in to buy any new ones. The guy at the local porn store knows my credit card is maxxxed out. He won't even let me browse any more. If I don't get laid soon...LOL

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