Ask a question and get a question for an anwser. Was it the right anwser??  

4realub2
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8/23/2005 10:44 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Ask a question and get a question for an anwser. Was it the right anwser??


The other night getting ready to leave for a casual party I had the bright idea of asking the question of;

"Are you going to wear that?"

Was is it the wrong question? Must have been. Cause if you have never heard the voice of the devil before it is a very horrible sound. From the beautiful woman that now grew horns and had a deep burning voice came the inevitable answer question was;

" What is wrong with this?"

To my surprise I had no where to go or hide. Words could not come out of my mouth except one.

" Nothing is wrong with that?"

Then the flames came out next.

"What is it? Does it make me look fat?"

"No dear it does not make you look fat at all!! I was just wondering if you were going to wear that outfit."

Now I am starting to crawfish. How in the hell am I going to get out of this mess? What can a man do do stop stuttering and come up with an excuse for asking that question? Needless to say. The night was long and hot. But a very learning experience. Do not ever ask a woman if she is going to wear what she already has on. Plus I was waiting for the other question that she always asks;

"Does this outfit make me look fat?"

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