I Don  

4monarch 53M
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3/31/2006 2:05 pm

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4/12/2006 9:54 pm

I Don

Okay so maybe I'm kvetching early here but I got to say this:

I DON'T TALK TO DICKS!

I don't mean stupid ignorant people but body parts. My momma raised me to be a gentleman and when I talk to somebody I look 'em in the eye. Don't get me wrong, I like a nice body, and/or body part as much as the next person and I understand that this is "AdultFriendFinder" so there is an implied sub goal of ultimately introducing each other to our respective parts.

But I find it morbid and weird to be sent a dick or pussy picture as if it existed separate, disembodied, the nexus of one's quintessential essence. Most of them look alike anyway so unless you have a unique tattoo, piercing, or deformity you might as well consider using something more unique like your face. Oh, I can hear it now ... "My face? I have to protect my privacy, what if ..." Be creative, wear a mask, use creative lighting, don't post it on your profile but have it handy if we talk.

Say by some freak circumstances we decided that we wanted to hook up are you going to come ambling into our meeting place with your favorite body part dangling free so I can recognize you? Or, are you going to toss it out the window of your moving car with the promise you'll pick it up after the date or before curfew which ever is first? I also have to assume that we must have negotiated what we are going to do with said parts in advance because I doubt they will be doing much talking without your face there. You get my albeit sarcastic drift ...

Oh my GOD, I am so old fashioned, or do I have a face fetish?

If the eyes are the windows to the soul than what is the dick/pussy? The key and the lock to paradise?

Just a thought.


meerkittykat 42F

3/31/2006 2:31 pm

Nah...I feel the same way. Always thought anyone who posted a cock shot or pussy pic thinks that's their best feature...then with a face only a mother could love.

Or..they lack imagination...which to me is the greater sin.

Just one dweeb's opinion.

Cheers


4monarch 53M

3/31/2006 8:05 pm

AMEN Sister! Although if you have a really unique picture I'm always into the curious bizarre or strange but not trick photography (Photoshop CS is so easy to use these days).


onlyfive 68M

4/12/2006 3:43 pm

Everyone has something to hide. When we were young, we were taught to hide our dicks. Maybe this is just a from of rebellion.


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