The Smoothe Gene...  

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1/8/2006 12:51 pm

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The Smoothe Gene...


When I was much younger... My brother and I worked at a recreational facility, and it was tradition that on Friday night after work we would go get pizza and beer.

We were all sitting around the table eating pizza, and my brother was teasing another co-worker about two very attractive young ladies at an adjacent table. The co-worker thought they were cute... My brother wasn't letting on what he thought.

The co-worker was lamenting how he thought they were unattainable, and my brother laughed and said he could leave here with BOTH of them. The co-worker was dubious, and the gals were getting ready to leave.

My brother upped the ante - He bet the co-worker he could leave with both of them on his arm. The co-worker immediately put up a six-pack of beer against my brother's five dollars. At that, my brother walked over to the ladies table. After about a minute or so, the two ladies and my brother got up from the table. Each of the ladies kissed my brother on the cheek, and the three of them walked out of the pizza place arm-in-arm.

Everyone at our table laughed heartily. After about 5-6 minutes, my brother walked back into the pizza place and sat down with us. The co-worker asked how he did that -- Obviously in awe of my brother's skills.

My brother said, "I walked over there, and sat down, and I said, 'See that guy over there? He bet me a six pack I couldn't walk out of here with the two of you on my arms.'"

I have the smoothe gene, too, but apparently it is recessive.

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