Snappy Comebacks I Never Actually Say...  

49AK 55M
1073 posts
3/16/2006 10:58 am

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Snappy Comebacks I Never Actually Say...

I often keep things to myself. When I do say something, I've usually thought about it for at least a moment or two. This causes some problems though, because people sometimes think I'm not interested because I don't just jump right into the conversation.

Some things never do come out, however, and those are the smart-assed comments that pop into my head in response to someone's comments or actions. Here's a few that I've had recently that I didn't actually say...

"Does it get caught in the steering wheel when you drive?"

"Don't stick that thing out at me unless you plan to use it."

"You must have the cleanest hair in Alaska."

"I know it's hard to smile when you have something in your mouth, but could you try?"

"Does it plump when you cook it?"

"That's your third period this month..."

"There is no good color jello for crotch jello shots."

"What's in this dip?! Wait, don't tell me."

"Just because you drive around in a police car all night eating donuts doesn't mean I shouldn't be able to get a blowjob in a parking lot."

Kaliedascope61 41M
4084 posts
3/16/2006 11:56 am

Oh thats funny! thanks for the chuckle!

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