Parallel Universes...  

49AK 55M
1073 posts
3/31/2006 12:00 am

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Parallel Universes...

They say that there are an infinite number of universes, and that they all exist simultaneously, and that everything that is possible exists in one of these universes.

So, this means that:

There is a universe where Cher has no tattoos (there is no plastic surgery in this universe, so its a bad scene).

There is a universe where Viagra causes headaches. That may be this universe.

There is a universe where Michael Jackson isn't creepy... Nah!!!

There is a universe where society has evolved to the point that women and men retreat to their homes to communicate with each other by computer, and never actually meet each other. The human race dies off (I know what you're thinking... it might be).

There is a universe where Jared lost 145 pounds at Dairy Queen.

There is a universe where scientists discover that smoking isn't bad for you, but before they can announce their findings, they all die of lung cancer.

There is a universe where the gals just fall for me like Blue Light Monday at K-Mart.

In a related universe, I enjoy shopping.

Care to add your own universe?

pragmaticCTcpl 61M/50F

3/31/2006 8:36 am

A universe where women are treated the same as men in the work place and men are able to have babies.

49AK 55M
1823 posts
3/31/2006 9:53 am

    Quoting rm_flyaway1012:
    a universe were people were really nice to each other and i really could find a a great guy.
You just met a nice guy, he's just a million miles away...

(It's a big universe...)


49AK 55M
1823 posts
3/31/2006 10:00 am

    Quoting pragmaticCTcpl:
    A universe where women are treated the same as men in the work place and men are able to have babies.
That universe exists, but I am pretty sure it isn't this one, unfortunately. I think the first part is possible, and the second is a bit of a stretch.

The noted philosopher of the late 20th century, Larry King used to say on the topic of abortion, that "If men could have babies, abortion would be completely legal, and there would be no debate about it." I think that is the case, about abortion, and a thousand other sex and gender issues. I, personally, am not that way (male-centric), but I am saddened and frustrated that is the case.

RoyalPurpleRose 51F

3/31/2006 12:01 pm

Hmmmmm ... a universe where my kids do what they are asked the first time. A universe where insurance actually pays what it says it will. A universe where laundry is automatically cleaned the moment you put it in the hamper ... it is then put on hangers or folded and put away.

Oh ... these need to be in the SAME universe too.

~Kisses, RPR

mycin62 54F

3/31/2006 1:15 pm

A universe where money really DOES grow on trees! A universe where my house cleans itself and the appliances cook dinner for me.

ROFL about Jared at Dairy Queen.

628141 35F

4/1/2006 7:58 am

A universe where I could read minds and have the upper hand on that's the movie "What Women Want," no really a universe where I could read minds (only me, yes I have to reserve that power for myself)

southrnpeach333 50F

4/2/2006 4:06 pm

a universe where husbands clean house and children think their mom is wise.

Catharsis33 44M

4/2/2006 11:33 pm

A universe where women really tell the truth that most are just as shallow as men....A universe that beauty really is not only in the eye of the beholder....A universe that parents don't have to worry about their kids walking home from school.

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