The most fucked up song I've ever heard.  

46DorianGray2 34M
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8/16/2005 1:40 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

The most fucked up song I've ever heard.

"Only a Woman"
by Trey Parker

I need this
I need Love
I need You
I don't need one heartbeat
I need two

There's an emptiness
I need to fill
And only one emptiness
Will do

Only a Woman
Can brighten up my day
Only a Woman
Can touch me the right way
Only a Woman
Is allowed to touch me there
All I ask is that you're a woman!

I like rain
I like Ham
I like you
You're around
You're right here
So you'll do

I wanna tell you how much I love your mind
But it simply isn't true

Only a Woman
Can brighten up my day
Only a Woman
Can touch me the right way
Only a Woman
is allowed to touch me there
All I ask is that you're a woman!

And on Saturdays, when I've been partying hard, and it's 4 in the morning, I'm on my 5th tab of E, that's the only time I don't even care if you're a woman!

Right now.

Only a Woman
Can brighten up my day
Only a Woman
Can do it just the right way
Only a Woman
Should be doing that right now
I just want you to be a woman!

Please just be a woman!
Just any old woman!

. . . or a man.

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I don't care who y'are that's funny.


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