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This girl at work is sweatin' me.
She's nice, kinda cute. Beautiful blue eyes. Has a girlfriend.
Now, I'm not ready to settle down with any one girl. Or, at least, I haven't found a girl to make me change my mind on that.
Funny thing is, I've been subtly discouraging this girl from pursuing me.
"I don't make a good boyfriend."
"You wouldn't want to kiss me; I'm a smoker."
"You could always just tell that guy that you
don't think dating a co-worker is a good idea."
And she only wants me more!
And when I said that I'm not ready to settle down with just one girl, she said that it wouldn't bother her if I had extra on the side unless her emotional attachment to me became too strong.
Then my roommate said something that made it all click:
"There's only one word you need to know to get what you want from a woman: 'no.' They're just not used to hearing it."
I feel as if I have uncovered the Arc of the Covenant.
To all you ladies out there: No.