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tazzerman2000
9/30/2008 9:14 amLast Read: |
Well, another day, another hard-on. Sheesh. I think this is the longest stretch of no-sex I've had in YEARS. Its GOT to come to an end SOMETIME right??? Anyway, I hope you all are doing well and to all my Jewish friends, Happy New Year!!! Its now 5769 and hopefully it will be a better year then 5768 was... ----------------------------------------------------------------- Here's a question: if you could, would you change sexes for a day? I know I would, in a heart beat! I'd LOVE to be a sexy girl for just 24 hours. OMG, can you imagine exactly what kind of 'slut' I would be? LOL. Oh man the things I'd do, the teasing I could get away with, the men and women I could fuck... WOW! Not mention being able to dress up in all those pretty clothes and wear all that sexy lingerie from Victoria Secret! Yep, I'd do it. How about you? Why?? I know a LOT of girls who 'suffer' from penis envy. Its interesting that there aren't more guys who suffer from pussy envy. Why is that I wonder? ----------------------------------------------------------------- I got to thinking the other night which is normally a MAJOR no no for me, about sex (Go figure right) and I've come to the conclusion that there is just no way for me to enjoy just plain old, 'vanilla' sex anymore. I can't do it. I guess I've become so jaded or something, that just plain vanilla sex doesn't really do much for me. I've GOT to have something out of the ordinary going on. Some kind of kink or out of the normal or even weird incorporated in or else I'm just not satisfied. It doesn't have to be MUCH, just something. Whether it's a bit of bondage or role playing or anything quite frankly, I HAVE to have it spiced up just a bit in order for sex to hold my interest. Is this strange? Have I become to exposed if you will? Do others share my need here or is it just me? ----------------------------------------------------------------- Small rant..... Why do some folks out here stick SO many posts at the begining of their blogs that you have to scroll down what seems like PAGES to get to the new stuff? I mean ok, I can see one or two sticky posts but 10? Ok, rant off  ----------------------------------------------------------------- Quick poll: Are you FOR the bailout or AGAINST it. Do you know what the hell I'm taking about? Do you CARE? Does it effect you? ----------------------------------------------------------------- It's already starting to get cold enough around here now and all those lovely little female tootsies are going away.  I'm SOOOO sad. Back into their shoes and boots until next spring. Luckily there are some intrepid soles (pun intended) out there who will brave the cold with their bare feet still exposed. I salute you gals and just WISH I could warm each and every little toe up personally! Note: snuck ANOTHER foot reference into a post didn't I? ----------------------------------------------------------------- BTW, the answer is yes, my cute little butt is STILL a virgin. One of these days though, some stud is going to make a man out of me yet! ----------------------------------------------------------------- In case your curious, the picture is a formation of Ukranian female soldiers. I say let them into NATO NOW! Better yet, can I invite em all over to my place for an evening? They can assualt me ALL they want ---------------------------------------------------------------- Speaking of which, I'm going to go assault the fridge! Luv ya! SLURP!!!! © 2008 Tazzerman Cum and view my blog tazzerman2000 |
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 9/30/2008 9:57 am |
No I have no desire to be a man for a day  I have no idea what bailout is  My feet are cold so cmere and gimme a rubdown  and while your at the fridge can you get me a lump of cheddar to put on toast I have the urge  
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 9/30/2008 12:46 pm |
Mazel Tov! You have many thoughts here....No I don't think I wan to be a guy for a day. Against the bailout. Too sticky for me! Its still warm enough here that I am in sandals daily. I think thats all I have to comment on.... There is a difference between a good BJ and a bad BJ.
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9/30/2008 2:37 pm |
when those soldier girls cum your way let me know i coming to indy i like the camara men down on knees getting up skirt shots lol 
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9/30/2008 3:12 pm |
I am totally against the bailout!!!! Against more the 3 sticky things anywhere at anytime And I am freezing my you-know-what off!!!    
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9/30/2008 3:28 pm |
Yes, I would like to be a hot chick for 24 hours, no you are not over exposed, vanilla sex is boring!!. No bailout like the one that was proposed and I need a pedicure!!
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10/1/2008 7:44 am |
Happy New Year Sweetums.  ------------------------------------------------------- Be a Man.....  NEVER..... I love being a Woman.....And i love ALL my bits!  ------------------------------------------------------- What do you class as Vanilla Sex? I've never had boring sex, not even on my own  ..... Heaven forbid! -------------------------------------------------------- I had my moment with sticky posts, when i got sick of answering the same questions, it WAS a pain in the arse....I only have one sticky up now & it's staying....My Private 'Chin Wag' (conversation post). ---------------------------------------------------------- I don't know what they are going to do with the whole bail out thingy, what an almighty mess......What goes on there affects the world so everyone should care. ----------------------------------------------------------- It's getting damn hot here Darlin, I got very red boobs to prove it  so there's tooties coming out in droves, not that i care a hoot.....I think feet are YUCK  but you know that.On the physical side of things, i tend to notice hands & arms, once i get passed lips & eyes. lol ----------------------------------------------------------- Thanks for keeping us up to date on your virgin date @!@ Darlin..... Hands you an economy size bottle of lube in a big pink bow.   Still thinks you're a man regardless! ------------------------------------------------------------ I didn't notice the Soldier girls but now i have i understand the wish for them to come & assault you....You just can't help yourself can ya ------------------------------------------------------------- Enjoy the fridge, now that's kinky  HahaaSLURPS back at'cha Kissu Shazzi
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10/3/2008 5:23 am |
If I were a man for one day, I would surely be arrested, as I wouldn't be able to keep my hands off my cock.
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10/9/2008 11:49 am |
geeze what havent these showed up Ill be back whne I have time to read them hun  That Sounds Dirty
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