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Good, bad and YUCK!
tazzerman2000 9/15/2008 8:17 am

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9/25/2008 10:22 am

Ok, first off I have to admit that I got the idea for this post from here. I love usedpornstar to death and boy do I wish her well and MAN was I hoping this guy was 'the one' but alas, it seems to not be.

But after reading her post I started wondering exactly WHAT would lead someone to rate a lover with the dreaded 'yuck' grade?

I've had a lot of lovers in my time, some good, some not so good but I really can't ever remember actually giving any one of them the 'yuck' grade.

Maybe I'm making too much out of this??

I've run into some 'doozies' in my time that's for sure. From girls who just 'lay there' to others who's cootchies could definitely have used a bit of 'airing' out if you know what I mean, do guys who either think they're G-ds gift to sex because they have some monster cock to others who couldn't get it up if you put a gun to their heads but once again, never the grade of yuck.

I'm CERTAIN that part of this is wrapped up in the difference between how men and women see and/or enjoy sex. I've personally witnessed any number of truly 'ham handed' male lovers pawing at their girlfriends in ways that, at least to my way of thinking, were either crass, WAY to rough, totally ineffectual and/or down right unpleasant. (I know I wouldn't have wanted to have been treated that way)

Of course there IS that whole chemistry thing that needs to be taken into account. If it's NOT there, no amount of experience or 'trying' will make up for it. Nope, ain't gonna happen. As we all are aware I'm sure, the chemistry thing goes both ways but that being said, guys are still different and 'easy' if you will.

We can ALWAYS get 'off' regardless of chemistry or the lack of for that matter. Our cocks get hard, you stroke them enough with either hands, mouth, pussy or ass and viola! We cum. It's pretty simple.

Women are different and most REQUIRE a certain amount of intimacy, loving affection, romance, seduction and proper 'technique' in order to enjoy themselves sexually. (I said MOST.. There ARE exceptions)

So what exactly would constitute a YUCKY lover for you girls? I'm REALLY curious about this and look forward to your responses.

Pornstar baby, I'm SOOO sorry it's not working out for ya baby. Never fret or fear though, there are other better, bigger and less 'yucky' fish in the sea! -tm

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winnipegjewel13
6348 posts

9/15/2008 9:13 am

A guy who slobbers when he kisses is 'yucky' to me. Any guy with BO or who is extremely gassy is 'yucky', especially if he tries to blame the dog. A guy with a thick bush of hair down there is 'yucky'.
So I guess the answer for me is any guy with bad hygiene is yucky.

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tazzerman2000
3827 posts 

9/15/2008 10:13 am

    Quoting winnipegjewel13:
    A guy who slobbers when he kisses is 'yucky' to me. Any guy with BO or who is extremely gassy is 'yucky', especially if he tries to blame the dog. A guy with a thick bush of hair down there is 'yucky'.
    So I guess the answer for me is any guy with bad hygiene is yucky.
Hmm, well I can certainly agree with all of your observations that's for sure. No bigger turn off than BO and of course, the 'gassy' part... well that's just not FAIR to the dog now is it? LOL -tm

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firegryphon
4177 posts 

9/15/2008 1:45 pm

Guys who don't pay attention to the things I say. I don't mince words, there's no need to "interpret" what I'm trying to say. I say what I mean and I mean what I say. Then I have that hang up about age. Large age differences just don't do it for me. I can be friends with someone much older or younger than me, but not lovers. I have explanations for it, but it's much to personal to share here.

When I tell you I don't like something and I'm not going to do it. I mean that, there's nothing you can say or do to change my mind. I'm decisive and forthright that way.

I CAN'T STAND it when someone tries to "interpet" what I'm saying. Other women may not be clear about what they want or their intentions, but I'm NOT them. You must be a congenital idiot to think I'm being oblique. I couldn't do that if my life depended on it. Take everything I say literally. Don't be a dumbass.

The only thing I HAVE to do is eat, shit, and die. Everything else is a choice.

tazzerman2000
3827 posts 

9/15/2008 2:46 pm

    Quoting firegryphon:
    Guys who don't pay attention to the things I say. I don't mince words, there's no need to "interpret" what I'm trying to say. I say what I mean and I mean what I say. Then I have that hang up about age. Large age differences just don't do it for me. I can be friends with someone much older or younger than me, but not lovers. I have explanations for it, but it's much to personal to share here.

    When I tell you I don't like something and I'm not going to do it. I mean that, there's nothing you can say or do to change my mind. I'm decisive and forthright that way.

    I CAN'T STAND it when someone tries to "interpet" what I'm saying. Other women may not be clear about what they want or their intentions, but I'm NOT them. You must be a congenital idiot to think I'm being oblique. I couldn't do that if my life depended on it. Take everything I say literally. Don't be a dumbass.
So what you're REALLY saying is........ LOL I couldn't resist! -tm

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CuriousOne43642
3 posts 

9/15/2008 6:11 pm

firegryphon: I am with you 100%. And to add to that, I really detest a guy who tries to manipulate you to do something you don't want to do. Thankfully I have moved on from that desparate place. I don't do booty calls and if you try to tempt me, persuade me or push me again the answer will still be no. Especially no. I want a friend with benefits. The word friend is first for a reason. And if the benefits are good but the friendship better booty calls may be an option.

meanduis69
11953 posts

9/15/2008 8:13 pm

I can say, there has only been 1 "Yuck" so far. He included just about anything you said along with the ladies. He thought he was God's gift to human kind, and I wanted it over almost as soon as it started!!!!

Yuck can also include someone who doesn't know how to kiss. Too much teeth, too much slobber, and then there are the ones that you have to tell them to stop looking for my tonsils, I had them removed already.

PJ52606
2932 posts

9/16/2008 8:38 am

What is "yuck" for me is a guy talking about his prowess in bed. To be blunt...I don't care how he is in bed with OTHER women. He should be worried what he is like in bed with me.

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blonde367
11503 posts

9/17/2008 8:50 am

Its all in the mystery of chemistry, simple as usually

loveslilies
13910 posts 

9/24/2008 9:12 am

reading through the comments I have to agree with all of them, I am rather picky.. the worst being a slobbery kiss yuck yuck yuck

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