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tazzerman2000
8/30/2008 11:55 amLast Read: |
Horny does not EVEN beging to describe the way I'm feeling right now. Let me explain.. My wife has just undergone some surgery.. Nothing serious, more of the electitve variety however, yours truly is STILL in the position of primary and only I might add, caregiver. Now I certainly don't mind and will always support her, especially in times of need so that's not really the problem. The problem is that I've been cooped up in this house now since Wednesday and the hospital before that. I haven't had sex with anyone else in almost three weeks now and for the ol Tazzerman, well that's approaching some kind of record. I've not been within spitting distance of either a pussy or cock in well over 20 days and I'm about to EXPLODE in a giant mass of male gooyness.. Taking things into my own hand(s), while expedient and CERTAINLY an option, is a woefully lacking susbstitute for the real thing. If I don't fuck something soon I have no DOUBT that you will in fact be reading about me in the newspapers or you'll see my smiling face and what's left of my genitals plastered on CNN. Somebody, ANYBODY!! male or female, PLEASE step up and save me from spontaneous sexual combustion! I PROMISE, you will NOT regret the experience AND you will be doing human-kind a HUGE favor! (There's an eco angle to this also) ------------------------------------------------- Have you ever noticed that the hornier you are, the less folks there are around to help you? It's GOT to be some addendum to Murphy's Law or something. ------------------------------------------------- Did I mention that my wife is driving me crazy?? I know, it's a short drive. A VERY scenic one though!!  ------------------------------------------------- The lovely red-head looked especially lovely his morning. Freshly shaved legs, nice short shorts, perfectly manicured little toes. It was all I could do to keep from jumping her bones right then and there in front of Starbucks. Ok, I'm obsessed, I know... Sheesh ------------------------------------------------- Ok, I'm gonna go take a cold shower or 3, whack off a couple of times and see if that even begins to take the edge off things. ------------------------------------------------- No animals were injured or even approached during the writing of this blog post. © 2008 Tazzerman Cum and view my blog tazzerman2000 |
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 8/30/2008 12:34 pm |
Believe me, I know the feeling. Every time I get in that mood & am desperately insatiably horny, nothing in sight. All my friends are busy, out of reach, or just plain MIA. Sometimes I think they plan it that way, Tazz man. The Big Bad Bitch of the West....a hint of oomph with a dash of sarcasm.
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8/30/2008 12:39 pm |
Are you sure no animals were harmed? I know that mood...
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8/30/2008 1:06 pm |
Are you sure no animals were harmed? I know that mood...  -tm© 2008 Tazzerman Cum and view my blog tazzerman2000
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8/31/2008 2:32 pm |
You poor poor man....  Can you handle The Naked Truth?
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8/31/2008 11:25 pm |
Aw, doll...I am sooo sorry. I can't imagine...has the blue reached your face yet? Have people begun to stare? Hell, what do I know anyway? I haven't had sex in YEARS! AHHH!  She wakes & takes her place in line & never bothers asking why the mirror sheds no light at all...
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 9/1/2008 4:13 pm |
Sadly, I know exactly what you mean. I was just on a 5 day vacation. It should have been a fuck fest at the very least and some fantastic pent up sex at the very most. Instead I started my period (AKA Hell week) on the day I leave. I got home today. My Hell Week is over. Oh goody.... There is a difference between a good BJ and a bad BJ.
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9/2/2008 10:31 am |
this is the worst place to be when you are hard up. man I can relate I was sick for over 6 months not to long ago and man I went crazy and so did my hubby but I gave him head instead cause like you he is in capable of goimg without past a fewdays..hope you can get your groove on soon  That Sounds Dirty
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9/4/2008 10:32 am |
...\8 I have penised you!! I Am So Excited!!!
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9/12/2008 5:36 am |
I assume you have got sorted by now lol seeing as its 2 weeks later again...Either that or your running down the motorway like a headless chicken with the frustration 
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