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tazzerman2000 8/18/2008 7:22 am

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8/19/2008 2:57 pm

I've been reading a few posts out here recently regarding anal sex. Some good, some funny, some provocative. Here's some thoughts and observations.

Most of the women I've been 'with' in my life were VERY opposed to having anal intercourse.

For most of them, the reasons were pretty much the same. It hurt and/or for whatever reason, they saw it as being very 'dirty'.

Those that did allow Mr Drippy to venture up the ol Hershey Highway seemed to enjoy the hell out of it and one in particular would cum and cum and cum like crazy we my cock slid in and out of her ass as my fingers worked her clit and pussy.

Even those that were 'opposed' to having anal intercourse seemed to enjoy having my finger probe their nether region, especially while doing it doggie-style.

I know I've surprised a number of girls while eating their pussies by sliding my tongue down further and rimming their butts. Once passed the surprise, almost ALL seemed to enjoy the heck out of that although there were in fact a couple of exceptions. I remember having one girl quite literally slap my face multiple times and she would NOT let my mouth or tongue anywhere near her butthole even after I had assured her that hers was VERY clean, VERY nice and VERY edible. Nope, she didn't want it, so ol Tazzerman always understands that no means no.

Others once again, while not wanting actual anal intercourse, did enjoy the heck out of slurping on their butts...

Now guys are different, as always! LOL.. Guys who 'bottom' are REALLY into it and crave it for the most part. They get off on having their cute little butts fucked like crazy!

Here's an interesting tidbit. When I first started this whole bisexual thing, I had bottom guys who wanted me to fuck them VERY much but every time I tried, ol Mr Drippy would just go limp!

I'd have a raging hard on and would approach their up turned butts with Mr Drippy in hand, press the tip of him against their ass and pffffft limpness would ensue.

It took me roughly 5-6 guys to FINALLY get over whatever psychological issue was at play before I could actually maintain a hard-on and fuck a guy in the ass.

Go figure eh?

Since then, I haven't had a problem and I NEVER had that problem with women...

Interesting eh?

Now ol Tazzerman's butt is a semi-virgin. LOL What do I mean by that? Well I have had numerous fingers and toys crammed up there before but to date, I've never FULLY experienced a real cock fucking me.

I'm READY though, lord knows. Some of the toys that I play with by myself on a regular basis are RATHER large and the ol T-mans butthole has been able to handle them quite nicely thank you very much.

The one time I did have a friend try and fuck me it didn't go so well. First off, he had a VERY thick dick. VERY! We also didn't have a lot of time which is oh so typical for my encounters with other guys and well, I do need a little warming up back there... LOL

Anyway, he got his head inside of me but really, it felt like I was getting fucked by a football. Not at all pleasurable so we quit, switched and I fucked his cute little ass instead.. (Which he just LOVES)

Now one of these days, ol Tazzerman is in fact going to get 'it'.. Trust me. I, just like most bisexual guys I've met, have the fantasy of having someone screwing my butt while I'm either sucking on a cock or eating a pussy.

Oh yeah! Just the thought gets me hard btw

Of course there ARE all kinds of variations here as well one of which is having a girlfriend 'do me' with a strap-on and while that will be fun, it's not quite the same as having a real cock inside of me let alone having my 'buddy' pump me full of cum which is REALLY what I want to experience btw....

Another 'variation' is known as pulling a train or monkey in the middle. This is where you have either 2 guys and a girl or 3 guys. One guy enters either the other guy or the girl and while he's there, the other guys slides up inside of him.

They are fun and lord knows the guy in middle is getting it from all sides but I will tell ya, it's touch to maintain the same consistent rhythm for everyone and to keep from slipping out.

It's NOT as easy as it looks in the porn vids! LOL

So there ya have my thoughts. Go slow, use LOTS of lube, warm up first, no ALWAYS means no and have some butt fun!

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morganswetride
1082 posts

8/18/2008 7:38 am

Anal sex is a very enjoyable experiance if some one is properly lubed and takes it slow... and you can never use too much lube either!

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imbackcowboys
7210 posts 

8/18/2008 11:45 am

Personally, I say if you love it then go for it!!!

pst...Can I just help just a bit...

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tazzerman2000
3813 posts 

8/18/2008 1:23 pm

    Quoting imbackcowboys:
    Personally, I say if you love it then go for it!!!

    pst...Can I just help just a bit...
You mean with YOU or me?? LOL I'm SO confused! -tm

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canyaz
7946 posts

8/18/2008 4:11 pm

As you know, I really enjoyed it. Do you have that toy with the pump that makes it expand? MMM

There is a difference between a good BJ and a bad BJ.

PJ52606
2915 posts

8/18/2008 9:30 pm

I totally enjoy anal, but you are right - lots of lube! I had a VERY good teacher for my first time - he allowed me to sit on top of him and ease down as I felt comfortable. No pain and I got to take it at a pace I was comfortable with. Now - I can't get enough. Next time you have a guy at your ass and if it starts to hurt a little - push him back on the bed or whatever and straddle him and ease down on his cock.

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tazzerman2000
3813 posts 

8/19/2008 6:35 am

    Quoting PJ52606:
    I totally enjoy anal, but you are right - lots of lube! I had a VERY good teacher for my first time - he allowed me to sit on top of him and ease down as I felt comfortable. No pain and I got to take it at a pace I was comfortable with. Now - I can't get enough. Next time you have a guy at your ass and if it starts to hurt a little - push him back on the bed or whatever and straddle him and ease down on his cock.
That's exactly what I plan on doing. Besides, just the thought of fucking some guy ontop is a MAJOR turn on. Mr Drippy flapping in the breeze while I pound his cock... Hmmmmm baby! -tm

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tazzerman2000
3813 posts 

8/19/2008 6:36 am

    Quoting canyaz:
    As you know, I really enjoyed it. Do you have that toy with the pump that makes it expand? MMM
That's a great idea! Knowing me though, I'll go over board pumping that thing and I'll end up whistling when I walk... -tm

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loveslilies
13908 posts 

8/19/2008 10:54 am

I do wonder why you had some trouble that first time you topped. interesting.
me I do enjoy anal but not often. I think my first time being not so enjoyable always sticks in my mind, and makes me tense but if someone goes slow rims me oh so good I can do it and can cum many times too

That Sounds Dirty

ninner1998
8339 posts 

8/19/2008 12:57 pm

It's not for everyone. I appreciate that you are writing with regards to both sides (male AND female!).

Hugs and Kisses,
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