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Thursday and the living is anything but easy eh?
tazzerman2000 8/14/2008 6:26 am

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8/19/2008 2:59 pm

Is it JUST me or has this week been a week from hell? Somebody else, PLEASE tell me that you're week as sucked also otherwise I'm going to start feeling picked on...

I feel like a ping pong ball right now. Bouncing from one crisis to another with a hard smack in between each one.. Sheesh.

Ok, enough of that negativity. Must remain positive. I AM an Aquarian after all AND an eternal optimist. I can make it.

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You women, I'll tell ya.. You ARE a strange lot.. It's like you're a different species instead of gender. I gave up a LONG time ago trying to figure you gal out and now, well after 17+ years of marriage, I just know better, go with the flow and jump ya when you least expect it.

Seriously though, is there something about ol Tazzerman that I can't EVEN get a response to emails I send out to gals here on Adult FriendFinder? I can't tell you how many I've sent lately and to date, I've received a grand total of 1 response.

ONE!

Now I do realize that you girls get bombarded by emails from us guys, I do really. I've often said that this place reminds me of a BUNCH of sperm all fighting to get to a single egg, but really, what about common courtesy? Am I wrong here? If you're not interested then just say so. I'm a big boy, I can take it.

But then again, I also have seen some of the emails that you girls receive when you do reject someone and well, I guess I can understand your hesitancy in responding, even to say no thanks.

Ah, another on of those never ending Adult FriendFinder questions/issues eh? Kind of like the cock pics. LOL

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Speaking of cock pics, why is it that ALL the tasty looking morsels, at least in the Indy area, are ALL attached to str8 guys?

I see a GREAT looking dick, pull up the profile and bang, he's straight.

Meanwhile, I see a pic of some mangled looking little noodle and he's a wild, wanton bisexual or gay guy. Damn.

G-spot says that the str8 ones are all hers anyway so I shouldn't bother. Damn AGAIN!

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No headway to report with the cute little red-head. She hasn't been around much this week. We have emailed a few times but she hasn't showed up at Starbucks early enough for us to meet and talk. Of course I'll see her both Sat and Sun and HOPEFULLY, she'll get unburied and we can resume our chats. Aside from g-spot girl and my new 'friend', I WANT the little red-head in the worst way. Well, actually I want her pretty little feet in the worst way.. LOL!!

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Will somebody please tell me what poor ol Georgia did to piss off the Ruskies so bad? Did you guys down there fly that confederate flag again? I just had a good friend move to Atlanta and I haven't heard from him and I'm getting a bit concerned. Do you guys know if the Russians have actually entered or taken Atlanta yet?

Any news from down that way would be greatly appreciated.

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So, I had a major 'fire' with a customer yesterday. My boss (the 'OWNER) was all over my ass to get this situation resolved so I call down to the customer who is located in Texas.

I get old of there IT guy on the phone, I have my engineers sitting here in my office with me and damnit, we can't understand a single word this man is saying. His Texas 'drawl' was so damn thick I wasn't even sure he was speaking english (or American)...

We all looked at each other trying see if ANY of us could understand this cowboy and nope, not a one of us.

I THINK we've found the problem!!! LOL

p.s. I was BORN in Texas but of course it was El Paso and for a LOT of Texans, well they just don't consider El Paso part of that republic if you will.

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Fisting... Now here's a topic you don't really see or hear a lot about. It IS a rather unique sexual activity that's for sure. I've only known two woman in my life who were 'up' for it if you will, one was game but we just couldn't quite do it and the other, well she LOVES it!

Obviously this is NOT something I would recommend that you try unless you and your partner are REALLY serious about it and into it.

In my own experience, most girls can hand 1,2,3 and even 4 fingers rather easily but it's a completely different thing to slide your entire fist inside a girls vagina.

Just the sight of my fist and wrist disappearing inside of her is a VERY unique 'thrill' if you will. Very unique and when done the way 'we' do, it's quite the turn on. By that I mean, she wants me to do it and we take our time, work up to and well, I know she loves it because she has huge, multiple, squirting orgasms every time!

Now I KNOW some of you will go EWWWWW and I can understand that but then again, we all should be open to new or different things and never ever judge someone by their sexual preferences right?

I KNOW she loves it and of course we've talked about it at great length.

One fallacy that is really a pet peeve of hers is the fact that a lot of folks think that just because she enjoys fisting, that means that she MUST have a pussy that's built like the Grand Canyon.

This is NOT true.

In fact, as she puts it "your muscles clenching very hard around that fist strengthen them and in essence make you tighter" I know this is true from my OWN experience. Ol Mr Drippy just LOVES sliding into her hot, wet pussy and believe me, it's more than tight enough for him.

She's also very much into hands and obviously, that plays into her love of fisting.

So you gonna try it?? LOL

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Man, I get SO horny writing this stuff. Visions of pussies, cocks, breasts, feet, mouths, eyes, fingers, legs, asses etc all flit through my fevered brain simultaneously and of course that then means Mr Drippy takes over and SHWING!

I'm now sitting here, hard as a rock. Thank G-d I have an office with a door eh?

Have a great Thurs.... -tm

© 2008 Tazzerman

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stairs1
870 posts

8/14/2008 7:52 am

mmmmm would love to try fistig a girl or at least watvh her do it to herself. you and mr drippy have fun. send the redhead my plzzz

PJ52606
2932 posts

8/14/2008 8:23 am

Hey - don't mock my drawl!

Sloppy Kisses ~n~ Wet Dreams
PJ

My sex life isn't dead but the buzzards are circling

Come by and see what I am all about!
Purple Bra Diaries

tazzerman2000
3826 posts 

8/14/2008 8:34 am

    Quoting PJ52606:
    Hey - don't mock my drawl!
That's funny, I don't TYPE with a drawl!! btw, I just LOVE this new pic of you.. VERY sexy looking.. -tm

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tazzerman2000
3826 posts 

8/14/2008 8:35 am

    Quoting stairs1:
    mmmmm would love to try fistig a girl or at least watvh her do it to herself. you and mr drippy have fun. send the redhead my plzzz
It's fun that's for sure.. Different sure, but fun never the less. Nope, the red-head is ALL mine!! bwahahahahah... -tm

p.s. Ok, I'll make ya a deal... send me a pic of yourself WITHOUT the dick warmer and we'll talk....

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crazygurl2xx
4099 posts 

8/14/2008 8:46 am

tried the fisting thing cuz it's just the kind of girl i am and the impediment was skeletal in nature...at least for that size hand. it was ok until the bridge of the hand or whatever, yeah, no hand that size is going there unless my hips and pelvic bone become unhinged or crushed.

it was interesting tho. and it was messy juicy and hot.

stairs1
870 posts

8/14/2008 9:45 am

    Quoting PJ52606:
    Hey - don't mock my drawl!
yep i agree.. great pics, but 1 problem wrong football team.
colts baby

swtsutherncom4t
162 posts

8/14/2008 10:16 am

Report from Georgia...as far as I know we are still in one piece!! It's not the damn Ruskies we are concerned about however..it seems the yanks are taking over! If one of them would just bomb the hell out of Wal-mart I would be happy. Guess I really shouldn't joke about stuff like that. I feel bad for the Georgians who are dealing with that aggression.

tazzerman2000
3826 posts 

8/14/2008 10:57 am

    Quoting stairs1:
    yep i agree.. great pics, but 1 problem wrong football team.
    colts baby
Go COLTS! Now, let's see ya without that cock warmer.. Don't be shy -tm

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canyaz
7946 posts

8/14/2008 12:53 pm

I am curious about fisting. My hips never went back together after my last child, so I think I could do it. Oh and I am very tight. I can cum and cum and cum. I have been told I cum so hard I squeeze him out.

There is a difference between a good BJ and a bad BJ.

meanduis69
11953 posts

8/14/2008 1:38 pm

1st off... I have had a week full of ups and downs too. Met an old friend (that was an up) then fired a guy at work today (downer). My only problem is I didn't mind firing him, I actually liked it. Now who else can I fire? The best part was the 2nd boss called at noon to find out if I was ok. Now that was sweet!!

I have actually tried fisting a couple of times and there was no way unless things broke that it was going to happen.

Women are strange???? YOU are the one that wants to bend Martha Stewart over.

I'm just hoping once 5pm rolls around, things will be "up" again

Now we really need to stop playing sock puppets. Show us the yummy hidden underneath!!!


stairs1
870 posts

8/14/2008 2:05 pm

i thought pewople didnt like cock shots. so i did a sock shot p
now its take it off, damn i can't win or get a BJ sheesh

PJ52606
2932 posts

8/14/2008 6:31 pm

    Quoting stairs1:
    i thought pewople didnt like cock shots. so i did a sock shot p
    now its take it off, damn i can't win or get a BJ sheesh
You live in wrong state...

Sloppy Kisses ~n~ Wet Dreams
PJ

My sex life isn't dead but the buzzards are circling

Come by and see what I am all about!
Purple Bra Diaries

tazzerman2000
3826 posts 

8/15/2008 5:16 am

    Quoting stairs1:
    i thought pewople didnt like cock shots. so i did a sock shot p
    now its take it off, damn i can't win or get a BJ sheesh
Well I'll tell ya, judging by how well you're filling out that sock, you come on over to Indy and ol Tazzerman will suck ya dry, curl your toes and leave a smile on your face the likes of which you haven't had in a while. Sound like a plan?? -tm

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PrincessnBigDady
4343 posts

8/15/2008 11:27 am


Yup, my week started out sucky too...and NOT the kind I like
It MUST get better from here!

imbackcowboys
7210 posts 

8/18/2008 11:52 am

No fair making fun of Texan people - maybe its you that cant talk correctly...

As for emails, hey, I will email you daily if you will respond...

Save A Horse and Ride A Cowgirl

tazzerman2000
3826 posts 

8/19/2008 2:59 pm

    Quoting imbackcowboys:
    No fair making fun of Texan people - maybe its you that cant talk correctly...

    As for emails, hey, I will email you daily if you will respond...
We DO talk funny here in Indianer! Butt always remember, I was born in Texas myself

Of COURSE you can email me everyday if you like and you KNOW I'd respond.. EVERY ONE! WITHOUT FAIL! -tm

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