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9/5/2008 9:46 pm
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So I was wandering past the full length mirror when something caught my eye. It was something that didn’t seem quite right. I backed up, stared for a moment, rubbed my eyes to clear them and gaped unbelievingly.
Now, I think I’m a pretty smart guy. I can usually figure a way out of just about anything. Or, how to repair and jury-rig broken bits to make them work again. I can usually come to some sort of conclusion when faced almost any sticky wicket.
If I’m so frigging smart, how come I can’t figure out why my God damned ass is getting bigger? Crikey!
I told you I was checking out my butt.
Which got me to thinking about things I’ve left behind that grab my attention from time to time. Specifically, women. Okay. One particular woman continues to come back. Interestingly, we seem to have grown older together, though she has no idea how I have felt about her all of these years. How could she? She is so very far away and I’m not nearly in her league.
But I'd love to play ball with her.
Once again, tonight while perusing the four hundred forty-three channels of mindless tripe on the boob tube, I happened to have her come back to me. My celluloid romance rekindled in a heartbeat in living colour and full of verve and passion (actually, it was a romantic comedy). My heart went out to her with every plot turn. I was transfixed by her cleverness and wit. Her smile spellbound me as it always has. I was transported to a time when I first glimpsed her eyes so many years ago.
You see, I have always had this thing for Jodie Foster.
I can’t explain it and I find her incredibly sexy. I know a good part of that lust is for her mind. She isn’t the atypical Hollywood starlet. She actually thinks. She is, in my opinion, one of the premier actors in Starville. I also believe that I could actually like her on a human level and relate with some depth person to person.
AND I think she’s hot. AND... AND I think she’s getting hotter with age.
Now, as long as I’m making admissions, I expect the same from each of you. Who is the one star that you believe you could spend “significant” time with? Not necessarily the sexiest by societal standards, but someone whom you believe is sexy because you could relate on all levels.
Back to my ass. I have got to do something about this. I have always believed that my butt was my best physical feature. I know this isn’t an inherent male trait, but vanity has reared its ugly head because I care what the ladies might think. I' checking out liposuction sites next.
What are the odds Jodie is in AFFville? I take referrals. Six degrees, right? Just sayin’.
I need a new body part to check out. Input?
Be well (and be nice),
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1454 posts 9/6/2008 12:03 am |
DM if I may just mention its ARSE, not ass, an ass is a donkey, well here in Aust anyway, LMAO. Now since you havent put a pic of your fine ARSE on your profile, how can we know if its considered big or not. From what I can see in the profile shot you have a very sexy six pack abdomen, and a hot, not so big ARSE, just my thoughts on this subject,LOL. Now to the question which star I could relate to and like to spend time with, mmm would have to say Mel Gibson, he is sexy and has become more so with age. He is, or seems to be a typical Aussie nice guy, with a wicked sense of humour.
So, when do we get to see your mighty fine ARSE DM.
Love and Hugs,
Dark
DMYogi replies on 9/7/2008 6:58 pm:
It ASS not arse, but then you lot are upside down anyway, Dark. 
"Mighty fine arse"? I'm not sure I'm quite ready to have the thing graded like a side of beef. Besides, I need someone to take the photo. I'm not much of a contortionist.
Mel Gibson, eh? Good choice. You're right about the humour, certainly. Rugged bloke, which I'm sure is part of the allure. |
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1245 posts 9/6/2008 12:50 am |
OK then!! I think,,,don't know for a fact,,,but your ares is just fine. Damn there are others out there who have much more to worry about.
Pic needed for an absolute comparison.,
Share?????????????????
Button
DMYogi replies on 9/7/2008 6:58 pm:
I'll work on that, Button. Need help. Where are you driving to this week?  |
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20038 posts 9/6/2008 7:50 am |
LOL from what i saw...well from the back shot in your pants  omg this is coming out all wrong 
your ass looks fine 
i agree Jody is very beautiful to me!!! and i think she does age beautifuly ...like fine wine she is aging well
my favorite man is billy bob thorton....yes i just love him to pieces...
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Seduce my mind and my body
DMYogi replies on 9/7/2008 7:02 pm:
I forgot about you and Jo doing the "grading of beefcake", Mermaid. I guess you both had a first hand look.
Billy Bob Thorton? Interesting. Humour sells. Or is there more to it than that? |
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1970 posts 9/6/2008 2:43 pm |
Yep...got to agree with the others...need a "bum" shot to make an honest assessment. Of course live cam is always better!
There are some actors that totally do it for me physically. But mentally is tougher because we mostly only see the character side to these actors, not who they really are. But I will say I have heard enough about George Clooney to only pique my interest in him even more. 
What does it for me even more tho...a certain voice. The guy can be a total dork and look like goofy, but with the right voice, my panties are dripping. How stupid is that!? 
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DMYogi replies on 9/7/2008 7:05 pm:
I think you need to be careful how you use the words "bum shot" around here, Two4.
Sorry, not live cam, Hon.
George Clooney! I like his acting and his quirky way of "being". He's one of the few actors I will go out of my way to see in film.
Hmm. Should I record my voice for posterity? |
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9/6/2008 10:50 pm |
I'm not sure if it's entirely appropriate commenting on this post,but I will remind you my friend that it is arse,lol.
Bubba.
Intelligence is often over-rated by the ignorant.
DMYogi replies on 9/7/2008 7:07 pm:
Sure, Bubba. You haven't been around for a bit and you have to come back on this post! *sigh*
And it's ASS!
This will never end, will it. |
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9/7/2008 2:53 am |
Definitely arse ..not ass ...
but i bet u have a very cute bum ...
i'm rather partial to bums myself ... 
 Astarte
May you be
safe, protected
happy, peaceful
healthy, strong
and live life with ease & grace
DMYogi replies on 9/7/2008 7:08 pm:
Okay. I'll work on the "bum" pic. Cute? Well, that's subjective I think.
While we're on the subject, Astarte... |
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1426 posts 9/7/2008 8:38 am |
Oh for the love of god...there is nothing wrong with your ARSE! Or any other part for that matter. Quit being such a woman! Next you'll be asking us "do I look fat in this?"
I've never been a big fan of Jodie. (Sorry) There are several actors I wouldn't mind spending time with, but I'm afraid the real version wouldn't match up with my perceptions. Still, who am I to turn down the likes of Joaquim Phoenix and Djimon Hounsou? And I've always secretly had a thing for Ben Stiller...
You want to stop the flame from burning. I just want to let it go...
DMYogi replies on 9/7/2008 7:13 pm:
Hey! Speaking of which, do these jeans make me look like I have a tummy, Wild?
Men thinking a little bit more like women might not be a bad thing. At least for a measure of understanding.
Don't be sorry. We all have different tastes. I'm not about to end the friendship just because you don't like my choice of hottie. Just don't say anything nasty or I'll be compelled to whip you with a wet noodle.
Interesting choices, Wild. Do we tend toward the quirky? |
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5275 posts 9/7/2008 2:44 pm |
I don't know.... your butt looked pretty good at the m&g a month ago...
as for the star I'd like to meet, it would have to be Paul Newman... his eyes *sigh*, I've always had a thing for him...
Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here, we might as well dance
A Happy Thanksgiving…
DMYogi replies on 9/7/2008 7:15 pm:
I just said as much to Mermaid. I forgot about the two "meat inspectors" at the party.
Paul Newman. Wow! Rugged elegance, no? |
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2489 posts 9/7/2008 4:23 pm |
Johnny Depp - hands down, one of my favorites.
And btw, my "arse" has gotten a bit bigger too...must be something in the air...
DMYogi replies on 9/7/2008 7:25 pm:
I've followed Johnny Depp's career since "21 Jump Street". In some way, I have always identified with his indifference to the status quo and his willingness to do roles that others would run screaming from. I identify with his quirkiness (as opposed to others).
He is also one of those that I would go out of my way to see a movie in which he is in.
As for the "ass", you mean it could be something like an allergic reaction to something, Neo? Hell, maybe there's a cure. I'd say we should compare, but I think that would be a bit forward (when di I become a nice guy?) Besides it would be like comparing apples and oranges.
Hmm. Maybe that was the wrong analogy. Rump roast and pears, perhaps.  |
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2489 posts 9/7/2008 7:35 pm |
I have been a fan of his since 21 Jump Street as well, and one of the things I most admire is his willingness to take roles that are not so main-stream.
If we're comparing...mine is the rump roast...Neo Baby Got Back!
DMYogi replies on 9/7/2008 8:08 pm:
That ain't no rump roast from where I'm sittin'!
Speaking of which, have you managed to get that tush off the sofa today? I see the boys won. They were playing the Browns, so how could they not?
As long as the Pack beats Minnie tomorrow night, I'll be a happy camper. |
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144 posts 9/7/2008 7:46 pm |
Living actors - Daniel Day Lewis (in anything, or perhaps, nothing) and Javier Bardem (ever since he did "Before Night Falls") - I guess I like intensity. Females - hands down - Cate Blanchette (what can't she do?) and Helen Mirren. I'd do them both.
DMYogi replies on 9/7/2008 8:12 pm:
Tell you what, CB, I'll get in there and help with Cate Blanchette. Yum. And you're right. I think she's the next truly great actress. I haven't seen her do anything where she couldn't pull off the role. Her portrayal of Katherine Hepburn was enthralling.
Daniel Day Lewis. Hmm. There's not much he can't do either. I thought he was brilliant in "Last of the Mahicans". |
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5275 posts 9/7/2008 7:54 pm |
DMYogi replies on 9/7/2008 10:15 pm:
I just said as much to Mermaid. I forgot about the two "meat inspectors" at the party.
Paul Newman. Wow! Rugged elegance, no?
Meat inspectors? now really, we have more class then that.... LOL
and yes. rugged elegance sums it up quite nicely...
Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here, we might as well dance
A Happy Thanksgiving…
DMYogi replies on 9/7/2008 8:14 pm:
Yes, meat inspectors. I heard the comments. It helps to have a butt that can hear (talented little bugger). |
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2373 posts 9/7/2008 8:12 pm |
I think I would need to see a picture of your butt to make an adequate appraisal of it.
As for Jodie Foster, she is a beautiful woman, I have to agree with that.
DMYogi replies on 9/7/2008 8:17 pm:
I'm working on the butt photo, Nang. I think I need some extra mirrors (or an extra hand... hint, hint). |
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2489 posts 9/7/2008 8:25 pm |
I moved from the sofa to the bed...I love Sundays during football season!
And I already responded to your comment about my Cowboys on my blog...
DMYogi replies on 9/7/2008 8:43 pm:
Oh hell. The images going through my head are... never mind.
I know you did. I just thought I would trash talk in two places. Double the pleasure, double the fun.
I'm still looking for a photographer for my butt, by the way. |
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425 posts 9/8/2008 5:34 pm |
stars that I continue to have a thing for... hands down Kevin Cosner and Harrison Ford (from the old Han Solo days of course - no actually I think I would probably do him in this current age as well),,, hmmmmmmm yummy
DMYogi replies on 9/8/2008 8:46 pm:
Harrison Ford I understand. Kevin Costner? I guess I don't get it, Liz, but then I'm not supposed to.
Cool choices.
Be honest. You just want to do him! |
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3477 posts 9/10/2008 4:34 am |
*Still waiting on dupa pics...*
Hmmmm... Actors... Sean Connery. The guy that plays Gil Grissom on CSI (his name always escapes me)
Quietly stalking Jess...
    
DMYogi replies on 9/10/2008 6:19 pm:
Still waiting on what?!
Sean Connery? Yeah, he's seems like a likable fellow.
Gil Grissom is portrayed by William Petersen (yeah, I googled). He's got that cool quirky thing going for him. |
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3477 posts 9/10/2008 7:42 pm |
DMYogi replies on 9/10/2008 9:19 pm:
Still waiting on what?!
Oh man... I have to translate...
Dupa is a polish word... it means "ass" (as in the one you sit on).
Quietly stalking Jess...
DMYogi replies on 9/11/2008 6:02 am:
Gotcha, Ely. My uncle, who was Polish, never did teach me the good curses. I'll put that one in the storage tank for future use. |
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11272 posts 9/12/2008 3:53 pm |
I agree with you on Jody Foster. One of the several actors I would like to meet would be Jack Nicholson. I agree with Sean Connery and Harrison Ford, also.
Friends are those rare people who ask how you are,
Then wait to hear the answer
DMYogi replies on 9/12/2008 7:49 pm:
Jack Nicholson would be pretty cool to meet. Even just to sit and chat over dinner. He's a pretty interesting cat. |
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