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sleeplessinNYtoo
9/3/2008 12:26 amLast Read: |
Inspired by CurvyOne72's blog regarding her match with herself: I currently show a 50% match with myself. Seems that, because I am a man in search of a woman, I am only half compatible with me. I suppose if I were looking for a transvestite, I'd be a 100% match for myself! Unless, of course, the other half was a smoker, because half of me never smoked. Of course, I would encourage me to quit, (because I care) but I am a non-smoker, so it's a non-issue, issue. I suppose at this point in my life, I've met my dream guy, gal, guy... oh fuck it, I'm gonna have a MFMFMF with myself! I'll just go get my mirror and ask me for a date. Since I'm a saucy kind of guy, girl, guy... oh fuck it, I'll give me a try, but make myself earn it! I ain't easy, in case I thought I was just a push over. I'm going to take me to an expensive restaurant and pop the question. I can't live without me!!! But I hate narcissists so I'm divorcing myself from me! I can't believe I'd lead me on like that. So... Where were I?  "The horror... the horror..." Joseph Conrad, "Heart of Darkness"o-o |
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10/25/2008 11:54 am |
What gets me is Adult FriendFinder says I'm 100% compatible with myself. I don't believe it for a second. Personally I don't think I'd last thirty seconds with myself.
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 9/15/2008 4:58 pm |
Showing Jam some lurv out in the sand box..... [post 1737870] [post 1737869] [post 1737868] ROLFLMFrigginAO!!!!!!!! What am I doin for New Years Eve?
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 9/4/2008 2:59 pm |
I'm only a 49% match. I guess I'm better off not attempting to be with myself. I don't think I want to divorce myself. I might take myself to the cleaners.    The Greatest Gift 500 ~ Not just a number NascarFox ~ My Guest Book ~ Private Messages ~ Blogging Help
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9/4/2008 3:05 am |
Hon, these are so much better than the bitter letters. You make me laugh . This one is hilarious and what is scary I get it. The sentiment I mean.
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9/3/2008 5:31 pm |
Where were you? Me thinks you got lost somewhere in the intrigue there, but don't worry Adult FriendFinder is here to help you find yourself....  Showing Jam some lurv out in the sand box..... [post 1737870] [post 1737869] [post 1737868] ROLFLMFrigginAO!!!!!!!! What am I doin for New Years Eve?
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