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sleeplessinNYtoo
9/2/2008 9:30 pmLast Read: |
Dear Luscious: I'm a movin' to California, unless you'll come here to NY! However, who in their right mind would move to NY for any reason? So, that being said, I don't own much furniture. I'll all fit it in the trunk of my '56 Chevy. I'm pleased you're a neurologist because my insurance co-pay for care from a specialist is skyrocketing! I'm sure in return for your services, you'll appreciate my whittling skills. I could whittle little educational nervous system paperweights for your office waiting room. Your patients could get learned while they wait! How's that sound, baby? I also play the fiddle and plan to learn the banjo but don't own one right now. I recently got a great deal on a set of bagpipes at a local yard sale. They sound great but the S.P.C.A. keeps showing up at my place threatening to come back with a search warrant because, believe it or not, they think I'm torturing my cat! I don't have a cat. My income is higher than your average General Practitioner. At our annual county crafts fair, I sell my "art" and give out free corn dogs too! Still, in spite of the charity corn dogs, I make millions. I admit, they're are a tax write off, but old Uncle Sam loves a whittler and a fiddler... even a shitty one like George Bush Jr. for example! I'll let you know when I'm ready to show up. I can only imagine how excited you must be to meet me. Don't worry, you won't have long to wait. I wrote a tune on my bagpipes especially for you and I can't wait for you to hear it! It'll turn you to butter on my corn dog. Even though you haven't responded to any of my emails, I understand how shy you must be, so it's OK. I'm on my way to you baby. Relax... Your lonely days and troubles are over. As always, Your Sugar Daddy  "The horror... the horror..." Joseph Conrad, "Heart of Darkness"o-o |
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 9/4/2008 2:34 pm |
Good Gravy!!  I wonder how long it took Luscious to pack up and hit the road.  The Greatest Gift 500 ~ Not just a number NascarFox ~ My Guest Book ~ Private Messages ~ Blogging Help
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9/4/2008 3:01 am |
LMAO HON. You are such a trip. She is in for a treat lol.
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 9/3/2008 5:29 pm |
What a treat awaits Ms Luscious!  Showing Jam some lurv out in the sand box..... [post 1737870] [post 1737869] [post 1737868] ROLFLMFrigginAO!!!!!!!! What am I doin for New Years Eve?
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