No Barbie? AGAIN? Aarrrggghhhh!!!
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12/26/2008 6:56 amLast Read: |
Well it is the day AFTER Christmas, and I didn't get what I wanted AGAIN! I'm incredibly blessed because I have a great family and fatastic friends...but come on! I ASKED for the same thing EVERY YEAR and EACH YEAR LIKE the LAST...I didn't get it! My family and friends said that I'm hard to buy gifts for...really? I mean REALLY? I write letters to SANTA, and unlike 'M' I didn't get a lump of coal in MY stocking...however, the point is mute as I didn't get what I have been asking for since I was 17 and first arrived in the U.S.! My pappaw asked for a 6ft tall blue eyes, blond with big breasts! He got a blow up doll for a gag gift, but the point IS...HE GOT HIS DOLL!!!! I'm afraid that I'm in the same boat as my cousin. Every year she asks for a hope chest...her (now ex) would always tell her that he will make her one...every year she looked for the 'hope' chest...every year 'he' answered with ... well you're 'hoping' ain't you? Every year, the two of us console ourselves with Arbor Mist Blacberry Merlot! I thought things would be different when I adopted my daughter...finally...I have someone to buy Barbies for...alas...my daughter hates playing with dolls! THAT is sooooo un-American!  This year I tried to played Barbie with one of my friend's 5 years old daughter and was told that I can't. My daughter told her to be careful since I MAY take her Barbie away from her...the five years old believed it!!!! Ok...I will stop whining now and I AM VERY GRATEFUL FOR THE GIFTS OF A LOVING FAMILY, GOOD FRIENDS, AND WONDERFUL BLOG BUDDIES. THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR EVERYTHING!  So what did YOU get for Christmas AND was it what YOU wanted? "The more I like me, the less I want to pretend to be other people." by Jamie Lee Curtis SD5 AND the Earth Goddesses Club! Dreams and Fantasies...come alive for ME? Please! SIMPLE isn't it?
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1/8/2009 11:02 am |
lol, so many people on this blog have way too many barbies!
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1/8/2009 10:54 am |
EN introduced Babydoll9362 to a friend Babydoll9362 simpered and dressed to sin When asked where to go on first date Wish’s a swinger club was more to her taste! Babydoll9362 tried to seduce with her wild ways Mix signals and Babydoll9362’s attempts at squirting delays An end to a date that dragged on With Babydoll9362’s crying about some broken song Of her and another member on Adult FriendFinder Who ran from her and left Babydoll9362 completely bereft She could not accept her own ugliness in running men off So she stalked and attacked the woman that ticked her off! This woman could be interesting if she wasn't so crazy in the head. Lorry aka Babydoll9362 needs to seek professional help. Men and women who have dealt with her in the past need to be aware that this unstable person is an expert manipulator. She works as a nurse in SE Houston and as an expert witness for doctors. This woman is smart and she can easily manipulate you into believing that she is honest and has your best interests at heart.
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1/7/2009 8:18 pm |
You should have said something to me. I have over a hundred Barbies. I started buying them when there was new Barbie that was supposed to represent a "realistic body image" for young girls. Yes, I know blah, blah, blah. A group of concerned mothers felt the Barbie doll gave girls the wrong image to look at. I bought every "actual Barbie" I could find. The new dumpy looking Barbie came on the market....Young girls did not like it. At that point I was a Barbie collector. And I continued to buy Barbies. Anyway, when are you coming to Houston so I can take you out? Thank you for always being so very sweet and splendiferous!  "The more I like me, the less I want to pretend to be other people." by Jamie Lee Curtis SD5 AND the Earth Goddesses Club! Dreams and Fantasies...come alive for ME? Please! SIMPLE isn't it?
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 1/7/2009 3:34 pm |
You should have said something to me. I have over a hundred Barbies. I started buying them when there was new Barbie that was supposed to represent a "realistic body image" for young girls. Yes, I know blah, blah, blah. A group of concerned mothers felt the Barbie doll gave girls the wrong image to look at. I bought every "actual Barbie" I could find. The new dumpy looking Barbie came on the market....Young girls did not like it. At that point I was a Barbie collector. And I continued to buy Barbies.
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1/7/2009 3:24 pm |
Why Barbie, She a yuppee   "The more I like me, the less I want to pretend to be other people." by Jamie Lee Curtis SD5 AND the Earth Goddesses Club! Dreams and Fantasies...come alive for ME? Please! SIMPLE isn't it?
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1/7/2009 3:23 pm |
I hate to know how Ken pays for that crap. Hubby says there isnt pussy in the world that damn good.  "The more I like me, the less I want to pretend to be other people." by Jamie Lee Curtis SD5 AND the Earth Goddesses Club! Dreams and Fantasies...come alive for ME? Please! SIMPLE isn't it?
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1/7/2009 3:22 pm |
A wish list can be little more than an excerise in frustration. For Christmas I ask for nothing. That way I'm surprized by anything!!!!  "The more I like me, the less I want to pretend to be other people." by Jamie Lee Curtis SD5 AND the Earth Goddesses Club! Dreams and Fantasies...come alive for ME? Please! SIMPLE isn't it?
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1/7/2009 3:20 pm |
cool "The more I like me, the less I want to pretend to be other people." by Jamie Lee Curtis SD5 AND the Earth Goddesses Club! Dreams and Fantasies...come alive for ME? Please! SIMPLE isn't it?
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1/7/2009 3:19 pm |
I want a barbie.  "The more I like me, the less I want to pretend to be other people." by Jamie Lee Curtis SD5 AND the Earth Goddesses Club! Dreams and Fantasies...come alive for ME? Please! SIMPLE isn't it?
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1/7/2009 10:51 am |
Why Barbie, She a yuppee
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 1/7/2009 8:03 am |
I hate to know how Ken pays for that crap. Hubby says there isnt pussy in the world that damn good.    Standard member friendly     scgabiwife
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1/7/2009 3:00 am |
A wish list can be little more than an excerise in frustration. For Christmas I ask for nothing. That way I'm surprized by anything!!!! What's my favorite workout?????
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1/6/2009 3:58 pm |
I want a barbie.
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1/5/2009 9:59 pm |
cool   "The more I like me, the less I want to pretend to be other people." by Jamie Lee Curtis SD5 AND the Earth Goddesses Club! Dreams and Fantasies...come alive for ME? Please! SIMPLE isn't it?
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1/5/2009 12:32 pm |
I'll get on the floor with you and play Barbie... I'm the farm boy with the big truck with 8' box that can haul all Barbies stuff around! So sad reading your profile story knowing how many years I've longed for the present you wrote about giving!  "The more I like me, the less I want to pretend to be other people." by Jamie Lee Curtis SD5 AND the Earth Goddesses Club! Dreams and Fantasies...come alive for ME? Please! SIMPLE isn't it?
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1/5/2009 12:30 pm |
I cannot resist, the answer is: 1: Because my pussy likes to be wet and slippery. 2: Cause my pussy likes to cuddle. 3: My pussy likes to be clean. 4: My pussy likes to get up close and personal.   "The more I like me, the less I want to pretend to be other people." by Jamie Lee Curtis SD5 AND the Earth Goddesses Club! Dreams and Fantasies...come alive for ME? Please! SIMPLE isn't it?
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1/5/2009 9:27 am |
I'll get on the floor with you and play Barbie... I'm the farm boy with the big truck with 8' box that can haul all Barbies stuff around! So sad reading your profile story knowing how many years I've longed for the present you wrote about giving!
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1/4/2009 1:51 pm |
Hmmm  Sounds like your pussy needs a lot of attention  She never seems to be satisfied and always wants more.I AM PERFECT AT BEING IMPERFECT.... JUST HUMAN
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1/4/2009 6:52 am |
I cannot resist, the answer is: 1: Because my pussy likes to be wet and slippery. 2: Cause my pussy likes to cuddle. 3: My pussy likes to be clean. 4: My pussy likes to get up close and personal. Sounds like your pussy needs a lot of attention
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1/3/2009 10:56 am |
EN can get a man to agree to anything! The bad thing is she can do it to most women too! H&S what did you do tonight, girlfriend?  I stayed at home and watched some movies. Wasn't sure where you would be. Have several options for tonight but have not decided. What are you girls doing. If it is ok I will call you later, have your number. I AM PERFECT AT BEING IMPERFECT.... JUST HUMAN
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1/2/2009 10:59 pm |
 Gentlemen this claim of being small in the family jewels has passed all limits. EN was on the phone with a man who in no way is interested in her and he even said he had a small head. OMG, OMG, OMG. This really worries me.    Pimping blog There are Good Men Left!
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1/2/2009 10:58 pm |
OMG, I just said that to a man. It is so funny all these men claiming to be under-endowed now. I have been laughing my ass off.Hmm, I wonder if they make a Barbie Vibrator? Then it would be a big girl toy. Pimping blog There are Good Men Left!
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1/2/2009 8:52 am |
NO MORE BARBIES! EN needs to play with the big girls and leave the dolls for little girls. H&S shouldn't have encouraged her by buying her a Barbie. Her family and friends are trying to break EN of her bad habit of playing with dolls. Look where it got her Pappaw! I can't believe the amount of men claiming to have small dicks and buying her Barbies! Gentlemen this claim of being small in the family jewels has passed all limits. EN was on the phone with a man who in no way is interested in her and he even said he had a small head. OMG, OMG, OMG. This really worries me. I AM PERFECT AT BEING IMPERFECT.... JUST HUMAN
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1/1/2009 1:06 pm |
NO MORE BARBIES! EN needs to play with the big girls and leave the dolls for little girls. H&S shouldn't have encouraged her by buying her a Barbie. Her family and friends are trying to break EN of her bad habit of playing with dolls. Look where it got her Pappaw! I can't believe the amount of men claiming to have small dicks and buying her Barbies! OMG, I just said that to a man. It is so funny all these men claiming to be under-endowed now. I have been laughing my ass off.Hmm, I wonder if they make a Barbie Vibrator? Then it would be a big girl toy. I AM PERFECT AT BEING IMPERFECT.... JUST HUMAN
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1/1/2009 10:23 am |
NO MORE BARBIES! EN needs to play with the big girls and leave the dolls for little girls. H&S shouldn't have encouraged her by buying her a Barbie. Her family and friends are trying to break EN of her bad habit of playing with dolls. Look where it got her Pappaw! I can't believe the amount of men claiming to have small dicks and buying her Barbies! Pimping blog There are Good Men Left!
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12/31/2008 2:04 pm |
ROTFLMAO!! Though I do wonder why the Cat thought it was a good idea to join you in the bath! 1: Because my pussy likes to be wet and slippery. 2: Cause my pussy likes to cuddle. 3: My pussy likes to be clean. 4: My pussy likes to get up close and personal. I AM PERFECT AT BEING IMPERFECT.... JUST HUMAN
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12/31/2008 11:04 am |
Another bath incident: I got the same type of gift from EN as the story below. This morning I decided to take a steaming hot bath with the oils so my skin would be silky smooth. I rarely have time to pamper myself like this but I am kidless at the moment. Awh, total relaxation. I am lying in the bath, letting my hands caress and pet my body. My eyes are closed and I am imaging sharing a bath with someone and it is his hands caressing me as I do the same to him. Hmmm, bodies slick with oil, the hot water tantalizing our nerves as we explore each other. My pussy is begging for attention. Clenching and un-clenching, rolling back and forth, it is driving me crazy but I am ignoring it for the moment. When I get to her she will writhe in passion and sweet release will be hers. All of a sudden there is a huge splash. I jump and open my eyes and my pussy has jumped into the bath with me. No... I did not take my pussy with me to begin with. LOL..... Normally my pussy is soft and furry and sweet. Right now it is trying to crawl on top of me to escape the water and giving me evil eyes. Thank God it was de-clawed on the front paws. The back paws however did some damage. So much for a sensuous bath. The moral of the story is: Never allow a pussy with claws anywhere near your naked anatomy. I need someone to kiss my owies, any Dr's available. Though I do wonder why the Cat thought it was a good idea to join you in the bath!
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12/31/2008 11:01 am |
Same here! I get yelled at by my Sister to produce a Christmas wish list. I send it to them. And... they ignore it! Still, was a good Xmas, as I got to spend it with my Neice and Nephews at my Sisters. Though we had to stop her playing Wii tennis, as she not only did the full arm movement, but she tended to run after the ball as well. Still, I'm sure my youngest Nephew's nose will be better soon....
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12/31/2008 10:57 am |
Would you like to go out with her? I could hook you up! Please...please...because if she would just go out with a nice guy...she'll stop being a snitch! I will PAY you to take her out...how about it? (Lord, but she's going to kill me!)I'm an open book! People always know what I want...now, THEY always think they know better for me though! That's the problem!  Pick me, pick me!!! I volunteer! And my rates are very reasonable
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12/30/2008 7:28 pm |
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12/30/2008 7:28 pm |
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12/30/2008 3:46 pm |
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12/29/2008 3:50 pm |
Oh...go ahead and tease me when I'm down...My Pats won but will not go to the playoff and here you are teasing me! You are one of the few men on Adult FriendFinder that I'm attracted to, but you're too far away! Smart as a horse and hung like Einstein
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12/29/2008 1:47 pm |
Being the mother of 2 daughters myself I feel your pain. My girls are as different as night & day. My oldest is a Tom-boy, but she likes girl stuff too. Each time I have bought her something girly, she frowns for days, complains for weeks, and finally a few months later she will start playing with it. My youngest daughter is girly all the way through, so Barbies & baby dolls are the thing to get her. I never have time to actually sit down & play with them but I try; most of the time finding that I don't play the right way.
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12/29/2008 6:59 am |
My daughter, age 6, left a note for santa with a plate cookies. To sum it up, she keeps asking for a toy horse "Butterscotch" for Christmas. In the letter she wrote that she keeps asking every year for this horse and every year she doesn't get it, and to please bring her a horse this year.. And no, Santa didn't bring it this year either. I really overspent this year as it was, and she didn't need a $200 horse that kids get bored with after a week or so (I read lots of reviews)
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12/29/2008 12:06 am |
WHAT THE HECK IS THIS SITE DOING? I ONLY POSTED THAT ONCE!!!!! I AM PERFECT AT BEING IMPERFECT.... JUST HUMAN
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12/28/2008 9:40 pm |
Lol! Meanie! No, seriously...I really do feel bad. It wasn't my fault that I couldn't keep H&S away from swingers club...she is becoming a huge exhibitionist! Pole dancing or lap dancing...she's there! AND you know how much I support and am loyal to my friends so I had to accompany her! You forgot to mention that when we pole dance men and women surround us and cheer or clap. What fun. YOU are always up there also little miss innocent. With your "Oh, C, get up there and show me how to do this or that", puhleeze, you no longer need my instruction. The next step is to pick a man out that is watching and keep eye contact with him the whole time. Gesture for him to come forward and suck his finger, dance around him for a few minutes. Then as he sits there move from the pole into a lap dance. Yep, that is my fantasy, now I just need to get the nerve to do it. Hey, I bet taht guy, "J" would play. He was real nice the other night. I AM PERFECT AT BEING IMPERFECT.... JUST HUMAN
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12/28/2008 9:36 pm |
Lol! Meanie! No, seriously...I really do feel bad. It wasn't my fault that I couldn't keep H&S away from swingers club...she is becoming a huge exhibitionist! Pole dancing or lap dancing...she's there! AND you know how much I support and am loyal to my friends so I had to accompany her! You forgot to mention that when we pole dance men and women surround us and cheer or clap. What fun. YOU are always up there also little miss innocent. With your "Oh, C, get up there and show me how to do this or that", puhleeze, you no longer need my instruction. I AM PERFECT AT BEING IMPERFECT.... JUST HUMAN
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12/28/2008 9:28 pm |
Lol! Meanie! No, seriously...I really do feel bad. It wasn't my fault that I couldn't keep H&S away from swingers club...she is becoming a huge exhibitionist! Pole dancing or lap dancing...she's there! AND you know how much I support and am loyal to my friends so I had to accompany her! You forgot to mention that when we pole dance men and women surround us and cheer or clap. What fun. YOU are always up there also little miss innocent. I AM PERFECT AT BEING IMPERFECT.... JUST HUMAN
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12/28/2008 8:03 pm |
My mom didn't find you in the catalogue. If you give me your part number (heh), I'll have you shipped here quick fast. "The more I like me, the less I want to pretend to be other people." by Jamie Lee Curtis SD5 AND the Earth Goddesses Club! Dreams and Fantasies...come alive for ME? Please! SIMPLE isn't it?
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12/28/2008 7:45 pm |
Sweets...you know that I would do ANYTHING for you, right? I gave him your email addy... H&S...you snitch! Gimme...I would love to have her...did I forget to tell you that I'm learning Russian? Life size Barbie works for me! Now, WHAT did YOU want?Smart as a horse and hung like Einstein
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12/28/2008 7:43 pm |
That is funny. DR laughed and asked for photos of the damage. Men and women sure are different. "The more I like me, the less I want to pretend to be other people." by Jamie Lee Curtis SD5 AND the Earth Goddesses Club! Dreams and Fantasies...come alive for ME? Please! SIMPLE isn't it?
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12/28/2008 7:43 pm |
sorry that you didn't get what you thought you wanted for Christmas this year, but maybe what you wanted is really what in life you are the photos that i have seen makes me think that you are a living breathing barbie....a full size model that is a lot more fun to play with than the smaller version...and i really don't think Texas Women are spoiled they are just well loved...j&g I totally agree with you because LADY you rock! "The more I like me, the less I want to pretend to be other people." by Jamie Lee Curtis SD5 AND the Earth Goddesses Club! Dreams and Fantasies...come alive for ME? Please! SIMPLE isn't it?
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12/28/2008 7:39 pm |
Perhaps Santa is playing gender favourites or perhaps you just were pretending to feel bad after your fun  "The more I like me, the less I want to pretend to be other people." by Jamie Lee Curtis SD5 AND the Earth Goddesses Club! Dreams and Fantasies...come alive for ME? Please! SIMPLE isn't it?
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12/28/2008 7:05 pm |
Ewwwwwww! GROSS!!! T M I!!!!!!! Did 'I' really needed to read that?  I AM PERFECT AT BEING IMPERFECT.... JUST HUMAN
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12/28/2008 6:40 pm |
sorry that you didn't get what you thought you wanted for Christmas this year, but maybe what you wanted is really what in life you are the photos that i have seen makes me think that you are a living breathing barbie....a full size model that is a lot more fun to play with than the smaller version...and i really don't think Texas Women are spoiled they are just well loved...j&g
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12/28/2008 6:33 pm |
Perhaps Santa is playing gender favourites or perhaps you just were pretending to feel bad after your fun
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12/28/2008 4:35 pm |
By the way...I watched the tail end of the Movie THE BUCKET LIST when I couldn't deal with the Cowboys vs. Eagles game anymore...and there were two questions that the Egyptian Gods would asked and depending on how one answers these two questions determines one's entry into Heaven! First Question is HAVE YOU EXPERIENCED JOY IN YOUR LIFE? Second Question is HAVE YOU BROUGHT JOY INTO THE LIFE OF ANOTHER/OTHERS? Cool...huh? "The more I like me, the less I want to pretend to be other people." by Jamie Lee Curtis SD5 AND the Earth Goddesses Club! Dreams and Fantasies...come alive for ME? Please! SIMPLE isn't it?
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12/28/2008 4:29 pm |
Aarrrggghhhh! I would give up the Barbies IF the Jets had won or Jacksonville had kicked the Ravens butt! My Patriots are out of a playoff and this sucks! "The more I like me, the less I want to pretend to be other people." by Jamie Lee Curtis SD5 AND the Earth Goddesses Club! Dreams and Fantasies...come alive for ME? Please! SIMPLE isn't it?
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12/28/2008 3:03 pm |
Another lesson to learn from the story below: Never get your naked body near a pussy that does not like baths. I AM PERFECT AT BEING IMPERFECT.... JUST HUMAN
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12/28/2008 12:59 pm |
Another bath incident: I got the same type of gift from EN as the story below. This morning I decided to take a steaming hot bath with the oils so my skin would be silky smooth. I rarely have time to pamper myself like this but I am kidless at the moment. Awh, total relaxation. I am lying in the bath, letting my hands caress and pet my body. My eyes are closed and I am imaging sharing a bath with someone and it is his hands caressing me as I do the same to him. Hmmm, bodies slick with oil, the hot water tantalizing our nerves as we explore each other. My pussy is begging for attention. Clenching and un-clenching, rolling back and forth, it is driving me crazy but I am ignoring it for the moment. When I get to her she will writhe in passion and sweet release will be hers. All of a sudden there is a huge splash. I jump and open my eyes and my pussy has jumped into the bath with me. No... I did not take my pussy with me to begin with. LIL..... Normally my pussy is soft and furry and sweet. Right now it is trying to crawl on top of me to escape the water and giving me evil eyes. Thank God it was de-clawed on the front paws. The back paws however did some damage. So much for a sensuous bath. The moral of the story is: Never allow a pussy with claws anywhere near your naked anatomy. I ned someone to kiss my owies. Did 'I' really needed to read that? "The more I like me, the less I want to pretend to be other people." by Jamie Lee Curtis SD5 AND the Earth Goddesses Club! Dreams and Fantasies...come alive for ME? Please! SIMPLE isn't it?
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12/28/2008 12:58 pm |
EN traumatized a child this Christmas. As most of you know EN and I are best friends. This Christmas she and I exchanged gifts to each other and our children. One of the gifts she got my little girl had an unexpected reaction. If any of you have pre-teens you know that they can be less than aromatic at times.... Mine is a Tomboy. In an attempt to get her more girly, EN got her a set of bath gels, salts, lotions etc. When she opened it she got a horrified look on her face. She looked at EN and said "A I do not smell bad anymore, I take more baths and use deodorant". A looked horrified then and tried to explain that she did not mean the gift in that way. I rolled on the floor laughing as they faced off. Well, a few days later my girl decided to take a bath with these items. She smelled great when she came back into the living room (BTW, she used all the salt and fizzes in one bath). We were sitting together and she lifted up her arm. In the arm pit was the scratch and sniff sticker from the packaging. She looked at me and asked if EN really thought she smelled so bad that she needed it on the underarm of her jacket. EN you are so in deep doo doo. She is out to get you, she is not going to let you off easy. In fact she said Barbie Lorena is going to be missing a head soon. I still have two other gifts held hostage and believe you me...she's gonna regret touching MY barbie! "The more I like me, the less I want to pretend to be other people." by Jamie Lee Curtis SD5 AND the Earth Goddesses Club! Dreams and Fantasies...come alive for ME? Please! SIMPLE isn't it?
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12/28/2008 12:54 pm |
ARGHHH, THIS POSTED TWICE.... I AM PERFECT AT BEING IMPERFECT.... JUST HUMAN
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12/28/2008 12:09 pm |
Another bath incident: I got the same type of gift from EN as the story below. This morning I decided to take a steaming hot bath with the oils so my skin would be silky smooth. I rarely have time to pamper myself like this but I am kidless at the moment. Awh, total relaxation. I am lying in the bath, letting my hands caress and pet my body. My eyes are closed and I am imaging sharing a bath with someone and it is his hands caressing me as I do the same to him. Hmmm, bodies slick with oil, the hot water tantalizing our nerves as we explore each other. My pussy is begging for attention. Clenching and un-clenching, rolling back and forth, it is driving me crazy but I am ignoring it for the moment. When I get to her she will writhe in passion and sweet release will be hers. All of a sudden there is a huge splash. I jump and open my eyes and my pussy has jumped into the bath with me. No... I did not take my pussy with me to begin with. LOL..... Normally my pussy is soft and furry and sweet. Right now it is trying to crawl on top of me to escape the water and giving me evil eyes. Thank God it was de-clawed on the front paws. The back paws however did some damage. So much for a sensuous bath. The moral of the story is: Never allow a pussy with claws anywhere near your naked anatomy. I need someone to kiss my owies, any Dr's available. I AM PERFECT AT BEING IMPERFECT.... JUST HUMAN
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12/28/2008 12:07 pm |
Another bath incident: I got the same type of gift from EN as the story below. This morning I decided to take a steaming hot bath with the oils so my skin would be silky smooth. I rarely have time to pamper myself like this but I am kidless at the moment. Awh, total relaxation. I am lying in the bath, letting my hands caress and pet my body. My eyes are closed and I am imaging sharing a bath with someone and it is his hands caressing me as I do the same to him. Hmmm, bodies slick with oil, the hot water tantalizing our nerves as we explore each other. My pussy is begging for attention. Clenching and un-clenching, rolling back and forth, it is driving me crazy but I am ignoring it for the moment. When I get to her she will writhe in passion and sweet release will be hers. All of a sudden there is a huge splash. I jump and open my eyes and my pussy has jumped into the bath with me. No... I did not take my pussy with me to begin with. LIL..... Normally my pussy is soft and furry and sweet. Right now it is trying to crawl on top of me to escape the water and giving me evil eyes. Thank God it was de-clawed on the front paws. The back paws however did some damage. So much for a sensuous bath. The moral of the story is: Never allow a pussy with claws anywhere near your naked anatomy. I ned someone to kiss my owies. I AM PERFECT AT BEING IMPERFECT.... JUST HUMAN
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12/28/2008 11:51 am |
EN traumatized a child this Christmas. As most of you know EN and I are best friends. This Christmas she and I exchanged gifts to each other and our children. One of the gifts she got my little girl had an unexpected reaction. If any of you have pre-teens you know that they can be less than aromatic at times.... Mine is a Tomboy. In an attempt to get her more girly, EN got her a set of bath gels, salts, lotions etc. When she opened it she got a horrified look on her face. She looked at EN and said "A I do not smell bad anymore, I take more baths and use deodorant". A looked horrified then and tried to explain that she did not mean the gift in that way. I rolled on the floor laughing as they faced off. Well, a few days later my girl decided to take a bath with these items. She smelled great when she came back into the living room (BTW, she used all the salt and fizzes in one bath). We were sitting together and she lifted up her arm. In the arm pit was the scratch and sniff sticker from the packaging. She looked at me and asked if EN really thought she smelled so bad that she needed it on the underarm of her jacket. EN you are so in deep doo doo. She is out to get you, she is not going to let you off easy. In fact she said Barbie Lorena is going to be missing a head soon. I AM PERFECT AT BEING IMPERFECT.... JUST HUMAN
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12/28/2008 10:36 am |
I had some fun in 2008, but felt bad about it after so maybe Santa cut me some slack "The more I like me, the less I want to pretend to be other people." by Jamie Lee Curtis SD5 AND the Earth Goddesses Club! Dreams and Fantasies...come alive for ME? Please! SIMPLE isn't it?
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12/28/2008 8:19 am |
I had some fun in 2008, but felt bad about it after so maybe Santa cut me some slack
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12/28/2008 7:01 am |
Who's H&S? By the way, did I tell you that I love your 4 L's? What a wonderful attitude/philosphy! "The more I like me, the less I want to pretend to be other people." by Jamie Lee Curtis SD5 AND the Earth Goddesses Club! Dreams and Fantasies...come alive for ME? Please! SIMPLE isn't it?
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12/28/2008 6:42 am |
Well...that is cute...you wouldn't by any chance be related to H&S would you? Love, Light, Laughter, Leave a Legacy, Greg
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12/28/2008 12:53 am |
She got 15 of them since posting this. Hey I tried to give you Sweets but certain men disappeared. So to me it seems as if they deserve what they did not get. I did not say I would lobotomize Ken. But did I forget to mention that Barbies middle name is Lorena? "The more I like me, the less I want to pretend to be other people." by Jamie Lee Curtis SD5 AND the Earth Goddesses Club! Dreams and Fantasies...come alive for ME? Please! SIMPLE isn't it?
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12/28/2008 12:51 am |
I can't believe you posted this! We'll get you a damn Barbie! I asked you for Sweets and you didn't give her to me. H & S lobotomize Ken? Does he know this? Who was on the railroad track? "The more I like me, the less I want to pretend to be other people." by Jamie Lee Curtis SD5 AND the Earth Goddesses Club! Dreams and Fantasies...come alive for ME? Please! SIMPLE isn't it?
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12/28/2008 12:49 am |
I got a watch which was what I was after. My old one is only right now for several months of the year due to Daylight Savings time. The buttons are broken and I couldn't change the time "The more I like me, the less I want to pretend to be other people." by Jamie Lee Curtis SD5 AND the Earth Goddesses Club! Dreams and Fantasies...come alive for ME? Please! SIMPLE isn't it?
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12/28/2008 12:47 am |
I don't ask for anything anymore. I did get a cake pan with an engraved lid that says "Homemade by my name." "The more I like me, the less I want to pretend to be other people." by Jamie Lee Curtis SD5 AND the Earth Goddesses Club! Dreams and Fantasies...come alive for ME? Please! SIMPLE isn't it?
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12/28/2008 12:46 am |
Yeah, I hear you, I've been wanting a Red Rider BB Gun forever and My Mom keeps telling me I will shoot my eye out. "The more I like me, the less I want to pretend to be other people." by Jamie Lee Curtis SD5 AND the Earth Goddesses Club! Dreams and Fantasies...come alive for ME? Please! SIMPLE isn't it?
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12/27/2008 11:44 pm |
I can't believe you posted this! We'll get you a damn Barbie! I asked you for Sweets and you didn't give her to me. H & S lobotomize Ken? Does he know this? Who was on the railroad track? I did not say I would lobotomize Ken. But did I forget to mention that Barbies middle name is Lorena? I AM PERFECT AT BEING IMPERFECT.... JUST HUMAN
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12/27/2008 10:41 pm |
I can't believe you posted this! We'll get you a damn Barbie! I asked you for Sweets and you didn't give her to me. H & S lobotomize Ken? Does he know this? Who was on the railroad track?
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12/27/2008 9:17 pm |
I can't believe you posted this! We'll get you a damn Barbie! I asked you for Sweets and you didn't give her to me. H & S lobotomize Ken? Does he know this? Who was on the railroad track?
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12/27/2008 7:12 pm |
Ok...update...it seems that Pappaw doesn't have his doll after all. The beautiful doll bumped into a sharp object being held by Mammaw. Pappaw is inconsolable! Come to think of it...I'll bet ya that H&S has something to do with this! C! Give me a call now!!!! I AM PERFECT AT BEING IMPERFECT.... JUST HUMAN
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12/27/2008 6:43 pm |
I got a watch which was what I was after. My old one is only right now for several months of the year due to Daylight Savings time. The buttons are broken and I couldn't change the time
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12/27/2008 6:38 pm |
I don't ask for anything anymore. I did get a cake pan with an engraved lid that says "Homemade by my name." Love, Light, Laughter, Leave a Legacy, Greg
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12/27/2008 6:16 pm |
Yeah, I hear you, I've been wanting a Red Rider BB Gun forever and My Mom keeps telling me I will shoot my eye out.
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12/27/2008 11:04 am |
PRESS RELEASE Pennsylvania Railroad out of service. At 2:00 AM on 12/27/2008 the Pennsylvania Railroad experienced a slight setback in its services. A unidentified womans leg was found to be the cause of the accident, from the remains it seems she was a real doll. This body part was found near the rail. Police have not yet found the womans remains. It appears that the leg had been surgically removed so it is hoped that he woman survived. I AM PERFECT AT BEING IMPERFECT.... JUST HUMAN
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12/27/2008 10:36 am |
Wow...what did you do with Ken? Actually Ken is needed to wait hand and foot on Barbie because she is really, really, really hurt. Off with the finger! I AM PERFECT AT BEING IMPERFECT.... JUST HUMAN
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12/27/2008 8:18 am |
Ok...update...it seems that Pappaw doesn't have his doll after all. The beautiful doll bumped into a sharp object being held by Mammaw. Pappaw is inconsolable! Come to think of it...I'll bet ya that H&S has something to do with this! C! Give me a call now!!!! "The more I like me, the less I want to pretend to be other people." by Jamie Lee Curtis SD5 AND the Earth Goddesses Club! Dreams and Fantasies...come alive for ME? Please! SIMPLE isn't it?
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12/27/2008 7:48 am |
Wow...what did you do with Ken? "The more I like me, the less I want to pretend to be other people." by Jamie Lee Curtis SD5 AND the Earth Goddesses Club! Dreams and Fantasies...come alive for ME? Please! SIMPLE isn't it?
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12/27/2008 6:57 am |
Sweets...you know that I would do ANYTHING for you, right? I gave him your email addy... H&S...you snitch! Gimme...I would love to have her...did I forget to tell you that I'm learning Russian? Life size Barbie works for me! Now, WHAT did YOU want? There are plenty of Barbies here in PA too. Tell me which one you'd like to have and it's yours!!
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12/27/2008 5:56 am |
Wow...what did you do with Ken?
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12/27/2008 1:18 am |
OMG! I can't believe you THREATEN Barbie! Barbarian! I did forward your email you brat...I just sent an email to someone too...so I know that you got it! Barbie now needs crutches as she has a broken leg. Hmmmm, what is next? Awh, I know, she needs to visit Pennsylvania Ave I heard it is going to burn. Or should she be tied to the Pennsylvania Railroad track? I beleive that track is having some mechanical problems. I AM PERFECT AT BEING IMPERFECT.... JUST HUMAN
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12/27/2008 12:32 am |
WHERE IS MY EMAIL!!! YOU PROMISED TO FORWARD IT SINCE I DID NOT GET IT!!! I am waiting. Barbie is going to die a terrile death!  "The more I like me, the less I want to pretend to be other people." by Jamie Lee Curtis SD5 AND the Earth Goddesses Club! Dreams and Fantasies...come alive for ME? Please! SIMPLE isn't it?
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12/27/2008 12:22 am |
I am waiting. Barbie is going to die a terrile death! I AM PERFECT AT BEING IMPERFECT.... JUST HUMAN
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12/26/2008 11:50 pm |
Who is going to kill you????????????? "The more I like me, the less I want to pretend to be other people." by Jamie Lee Curtis SD5 AND the Earth Goddesses Club! Dreams and Fantasies...come alive for ME? Please! SIMPLE isn't it?
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12/26/2008 10:47 pm |
Would you like to go out with her? I could hook you up! Please...please...because if she would just go out with a nice guy...she'll stop being a snitch! I will PAY you to take her out...how about it? (Lord, but she's going to kill me!)I'm an open book! People always know what I want...now, THEY always think they know better for me though! That's the problem! I AM PERFECT AT BEING IMPERFECT.... JUST HUMAN
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12/26/2008 9:59 pm |
Hi honey, Well the hardest part about getting what you want for Christmas is asking for it. Lol...seems that's a pretty hard thing for everyone when it comes to matters of the heart. Asking for a promotion is easier I believe . As for the hope chest, I'm sorry you never got yours but it's never to late. If that's really what you want, you just need to ask the right person. However, hopes should lever be locked away in a chest. Just my opinion though. Lol...can't help you with the barbie situation though...good luck with that . BTW, humbleandsweet seems like a great person. Wish you the best sweety, hope you have a great new years party honey! xoxo ChrisPS...no I didn't get what I wanted for x-mass, but I still have hope I will PAY you to take her out...how about it? (Lord, but she's going to kill me!)I'm an open book! People always know what I want...now, THEY always think they know better for me though! That's the problem! "The more I like me, the less I want to pretend to be other people." by Jamie Lee Curtis SD5 AND the Earth Goddesses Club! Dreams and Fantasies...come alive for ME? Please! SIMPLE isn't it?
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12/26/2008 9:58 pm |
EN you can have your Barbie since you gave UMC the email addy for Sweets. Just come get her, she is perfect. Had to find the right one for you. A powerful but gentle woman. I AM PERFECT AT BEING IMPERFECT.... JUST HUMAN
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12/26/2008 9:56 pm |
Hi honey, Well the hardest part about getting what you want for Christmas is asking for it. Lol...seems that's a pretty hard thing for everyone when it comes to matters of the heart. Asking for a promotion is easier I believe . As for the hope chest, I'm sorry you never got yours but it's never to late. If that's really what you want, you just need to ask the right person. However, hopes should lever be locked away in a chest. Just my opinion though. Lol...can't help you with the barbie situation though...good luck with that . BTW, humbleandsweet seems like a great person. Wish you the best sweety, hope you have a great new years party honey! xoxo ChrisPS...no I didn't get what I wanted for x-mass, but I still have hope I have no New Years plans yet, They were tied to my Christmas wish. I AM PERFECT AT BEING IMPERFECT.... JUST HUMAN
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12/26/2008 9:38 pm |
Hi honey, Well the hardest part about getting what you want for Christmas is asking for it. Lol...seems that's a pretty hard thing for everyone when it comes to matters of the heart. Asking for a promotion is easier I believe . As for the hope chest, I'm sorry you never got yours but it's never to late. If that's really what you want, you just need to ask the right person. However, hopes should lever be locked away in a chest. Just my opinion though. Lol...can't help you with the barbie situation though...good luck with that . BTW, humbleandsweet seems like a great person. Wish you the best sweety, hope you have a great new years party honey! xoxo ChrisPS...no I didn't get what I wanted for x-mass, but I still have hope
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12/26/2008 8:45 pm |
Hey HOla!!! Como te va? Felices Fiestas!!!!!
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12/26/2008 8:31 pm |
My sons got what they wanted, and that's the important thing to me. I'm heading over to the Apple store now and gifting myself a Notebook. I've never had a laptop, and it's about time, wouldn't you say? Never used a Mac, either, so I expect there will be a frustrating learning curve to conquer. You'll love the Mac...I promise. I was a Mac user but due to work switched to PC...I miss the Mac. "The more I like me, the less I want to pretend to be other people." by Jamie Lee Curtis SD5 AND the Earth Goddesses Club! Dreams and Fantasies...come alive for ME? Please! SIMPLE isn't it?
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12/26/2008 8:30 pm |
No but then I never do "The more I like me, the less I want to pretend to be other people." by Jamie Lee Curtis SD5 AND the Earth Goddesses Club! Dreams and Fantasies...come alive for ME? Please! SIMPLE isn't it?
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12/26/2008 8:29 pm |
Sweets...you know that I would do ANYTHING for you, right? I gave him your email addy... H&S...you snitch! Gimme...I would love to have her...did I forget to tell you that I'm learning Russian? Life size Barbie works for me! Now, WHAT did YOU want?"The more I like me, the less I want to pretend to be other people." by Jamie Lee Curtis SD5 AND the Earth Goddesses Club! Dreams and Fantasies...come alive for ME? Please! SIMPLE isn't it?
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12/26/2008 8:26 pm |
OK...I just watched a movie titled The Women with a guy friend of mine. The cast includes Meg Ryan, Annette Benning, Eva Mendes, Debra Messing, and Jada Pickett Smith...it was hilarious! I loved it and highly recommend it to everyone. Men should watch it to get an interesting insight in an age old situation...WOMEN should watch it for entertainment purposes and to recognize the fact that WOMEN...YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL...just decide if YOU want it! My favorite phrase from this movie was '...Steven, didn't realize just how good he had it! I can suck a nail out of piece of wood...' GREAT LINE! "The more I like me, the less I want to pretend to be other people." by Jamie Lee Curtis SD5 AND the Earth Goddesses Club! Dreams and Fantasies...come alive for ME? Please! SIMPLE isn't it?
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12/26/2008 7:40 pm |
My sons got what they wanted, and that's the important thing to me. I'm heading over to the Apple store now and gifting myself a Notebook. I've never had a laptop, and it's about time, wouldn't you say? Never used a Mac, either, so I expect there will be a frustrating learning curve to conquer.
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12/26/2008 4:39 pm |
No but then I never do
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12/26/2008 2:26 pm |
That is because EN is hoding your email addy hostage from him. Selfish, selfish, selfish woman.
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12/26/2008 2:15 pm |
Oops, forgot to mention that game you wanted is being held hostage also. You best start being good. Hey Little M, wanna play Barbie with Miss C? I have one that is lonely...... she needs friends. I AM PERFECT AT BEING IMPERFECT.... JUST HUMAN
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12/26/2008 2:12 pm |
Oh baby, you got a Barbie I am just holding her hostage until you give UMC, Sweets email addy. UMC I have your back, you can call me and I will give it to you. B has my number. I AM PERFECT AT BEING IMPERFECT.... JUST HUMAN
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12/26/2008 10:13 am |
Thanks for the chuckle EN~ I can relate! There WAS a certain email I was hoping for but didn't get..... Actually, I had a WONDERFUL Christmas holiday with my family. It's the first time we've all been together (except for my brother who was snowed in in Montana and couldn't get here) in many years. I'm exhausted but extremely happy! I'm glad to hear you had a good time with your family too! Selfish, selfish, selfish woman. I AM PERFECT AT BEING IMPERFECT.... JUST HUMAN
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12/26/2008 10:11 am |
I had a wonderful friend bring over some gifts. My family is far and wide so that was it for me. My daughter and I spent the entire day watching all of the Christmas movies that were showing on the Hallmark Channel. My son even watched a few with us. It was so relaxing. Sometimes my girl woud be laying with her head in my lap. She cuddled beside me, laid in front of me and sometimes I had my head in her lap. It was not an exciting Christmas but very beautiful and a real memory maker. It was more about us as a family than gifts. I AM PERFECT AT BEING IMPERFECT.... JUST HUMAN
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12/26/2008 8:24 am |
My mom got me a Russian mail-order bride. She can't understand anything I say, but she is blonde and blue-eyed, like Barbie. You want her? Smart as a horse and hung like Einstein
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12/26/2008 7:56 am |
Thanks for the chuckle EN~ I can relate! There WAS a certain email I was hoping for but didn't get..... Actually, I had a WONDERFUL Christmas holiday with my family. It's the first time we've all been together (except for my brother who was snowed in in Montana and couldn't get here) in many years. I'm exhausted but extremely happy! I'm glad to hear you had a good time with your family too!
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