Who fired the shot  

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5/29/2006 10:56 am

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7/13/2006 10:01 am

Who fired the shot




A 90-year-old man was having his annual checkups.
The doctor asked him how he was feeling.
" I've never been better the old man replied." I've got a twenty-year-old bride who's pregnant & is about to deliver a child. What is your opinion about that,Doc? the old man asked.
The doctor thought for a moment, then said, " Well, let me tell you a story.
I know a guy who is a hunter. He never misses a season for hunting. But, one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun
The doctor continued, "So he's walking in the woods near a creek, and suddenly he spots a lion in some bush in front of him. He raises up his umbrella, points it at the lion and squeezes the handle.
BAM! The lion drops dead in front of him...."
That's impossible said the old man in disbelief. Someone else must have shot that lion.
Exactly Said the Doc.


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