The secret Weapon  

2timesfull 47M
109 posts
4/10/2006 5:39 am

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4/30/2006 10:35 pm

The secret Weapon

Ideal Lover has his way with ladies and his enemies.

It is his skillet that he uses as a weapon to drop them unconcious and then do his trick.

If the victim is a woman then he takes her clothes off and looks at her singing poems and speaking about his old man.

If the victim is a man he looks at him and says "it serves you right ! Don't mess with me"

I wonder though why would he chose a skillet to use as a weapon ?

But anyway it is time for him to take the lobster, put it in the tigani, cook it and eat it.

That was the original proposal anyways but he wouldn't listen.


idoljane 43F
117 posts
4/12/2006 9:57 pm

hey 2 times is this THE lobster in this skillet?
That very lobster that started all ?

If so you better invite the "owner" over to eat it and get over with it.

Drinks on me it's ok. But make sure after he eats the bloody animal you hide the skillet away. He might feel happy and hit you with it.


2timesfull 47M

4/15/2006 5:46 am

This lobster is THE lobster.
It is his end ..... The Ideal Lover will eat it.

And i have a feeling that he will never ever speak about lobsters again. Or use lobsters like he did.


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