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When is the best time.....
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Jan 3, 2011 7:18 pm
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So glad the holidays are over...for us winter is our busy time...with work...kids...the holidays...just have no time for fun...We slow down come spring and have a little more free time...and are more flexible with our schedule to maybe make a connection somewhere.
when do you find the best time the year works to have fun and make a connection with someone?
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a few tips
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Nov 5, 2010 11:16 pm
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1) NOT KISSING FIRST.
Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out non-essentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay.
2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR.
Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts.
3) NOT SHAVING.
You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance.
4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST.
Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them.
5) BITING HER NIPPLES.
Why do men fasten onto a woman's nipples, then clamp down like they're trying to deflate her body via her breasts? Nipples are highly sensitive. They can't stand up to chewing. Lick and suck them gently. Flicking your tongue across them is good. Pretending they're a doggie toy isn't.
6) TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES.
Stop doing that thing where you twiddle the nipples between finger and thumb like you're trying to find a radio station in a hilly area. Focus on the whole breasts, not just the exclamation points.
7) IGNORING THE OTHER PARTS OF HER BODY.
A woman is not a highway with just three turnoffs: Breastville East and West, and the Midtown Tunnel. There are vast areas of her body which you've ignored far too often as you go bombing straight into downtown Vagina. So start paying them some attention.
 GETTING THE HAND TRAPPED.
Poor manual dexterity in the underskirt region can result in tangled fingers and underpants. If you're going to be that aggressive, just ask her to take the damn things off.
9) LEAVING HER A LITTLE PRESENT.
Condom disposal is the man's responsibility. You wore it, you store it.
10) ATTACKING THE CLITORIS.
Direct pressure is very unpleasant, so gently rotate your fingers along the side of the clitoris.
11) STOPPING FOR A BREAK.
Women, unlike men, don't pick up where they left off. If you stop, they plummet back to square one very fast. If you can tell she's not there, keep going at all costs, numb jaw or not.
12) UNDRESSING HER AWKWARDLY.
Women hate looking stupid, but stupid she will look when naked at the waist with a sweater stuck over her head. Unwrap her like an elegant present, not a kid's toy.
13) GIVING HER A WEDGIE DURING FOREPLAY.
Stroking her gently through her panties can be very sexy. Pulling the material up between her thighs and yanking it back and forth is not.
14) BEING OBSESSED WITH THE VAGINA.
Although most men can find the clitoris without maps, they still
believe that the vagina is where it's all at. No sooner is your hand down there than you're trying to stuff stolen banknotes up a chimney. This is okay in principle, but if you're not careful, it can hurt - so don't get carried away. It's best to pay more attention to her clitoris and the exterior of her vagina at first, then gently slip a finger inside her and see if she likes it.
15) MASSAGING TOO ROUGHLY.
You're attempting to give her a sensual, relaxing massage to get her in the mood. Hands and fingertips are okay; elbows and knees are not.
16) UNDRESSING PREMATURELY.
Don't force the issue by stripping before she's at least made some move toward getting your stuff off, even if it's just undoing a couple of buttons.
17) TAKING YOUR PANTS OFF FIRST.
A man in socks and underpants is at his worst. Lose the socks first.
1 GOING TOO FAST.
When you get to the penis-in-vagina situation, the worst thing you can do is pump away like an industrial power tool - she'll soon feel like an assembly line worker made obsolete by your technology. Build up slowly, with clean, straight, regular thrusts.
19) GOING TOO HARD.
If you bash your great triangular hip bones into her thigh or stomach, the pain is equal to two weeks of horseback riding concentrated into a few seconds.
20) CUMMING TOO SOON.
Every man's fear. With reason. If you shoot before you see the whites of her eyes, make sure you have a backup plan to ensure her pleasure too.
21) NOT CUMMING SOON ENOUGH.
It may appear to you that humping for an hour without climaxing is the mark of a sex god, but to her it's more likely the mark of a numb vagina. At least buy some intriguing wall hangings, so she has something to hold her interest while you're playing Marathon Man.
22) ASKING IF SHE HAS CUM.
You really ought to be able to tell. Most women make noise. But if you really don't know, don't ask
23) PERFORMING ORAL SEX TOO GENTLY.
Don't act like a giant cat at a saucer of milk. Get your whole mouth down there, and concentrate on gently rotating or flicking your tongue on her clitoris.
24) NUDGING HER HEAD DOWN.
Men persist in doing this until she's eyeball-to-penis, hoping that it will lead very swiftly to mouth-to-penis. All women hate this. It's about three steps from being dragged to a cave by their hair. If you want her to use her mouth, use yours; try talking seductively to her.
25) NOT WARNING HER BEFORE YOU CLIMAX.
Sperm tastes like sea water mixed with egg white. Not everybody likes it. When she's performing oral sex, warn her before you cum so she can do what's necessary.
26) MOVING AROUND DURING FELLATIO.
Don't thrust. She'll do all the moving during fellatio. You just lie there. And don't grab her head.
27) TAKING ETIQUETTE ADVICE FROM PORN MOVIES.
In X-rated movies, women seem to love it when men ejaculate over
them. In real life, it just means more laundry to do.
2 MAKING HER RIDE ON TOP FOR AGES.
Asking her to be on top is fine. Lying there grunting while she does all the hard work is not. Caress her gently, so that she doesn't feel quite so much like the captain of a schooner. And let her have a rest.
29) ATTEMPTING ANAL SEX AND PRETENDING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
This is how men earn a reputation for not being able to follow
directions. If you want to put it there, ask her first. And don't think that being drunk is an excuse.
30) TAKING PICTURES.
When a man says, "Can I take a photo of you?" she'll hear the
words "...to show my buddies." At least let her have custody of them.
31) NOT BEING IMAGINATIVE ENOUGH.
Imagination is anything from drawing patterns on her back to pouring honey on her and licking it off. Fruit, vegetables, ice and feathers are all handy props; hot candle wax and permanent dye are a no no.
32) SLAPPING YOUR STOMACH AGAINST HERS.
There is no less erotic noise. It's as sexy as a belching contest.
33) ARRANGING HER IN STUPID POSES.
If she wants to do advanced yoga in bed, fine, but unless she's a
Romanian gymnast, don't get too ambitious. Ask yourself if you want a sexual partner with snapped hamstrings.
34) LOOKING FOR HER PROSTATE.
Read this carefully: Anal stimulation feels good for men because they have a prostate. Women don't.
35) GIVING LOVE BITES.
It is highly erotic to exert some gentle suction on the sides of the neck, if you do it carefully. No woman wants to have to wear turtlenecks and jaunty scarves for weeks on end.
36) BARKING INSTRUCTIONS.
Don't shout encouragement like a coach with a megaphone. It's not a big turn-on.
37) TALKING DIRTY.
It makes you sound like a lonely magazine editor calling a 1-900 line. If she likes nasty talk, she'll let you know
3 NOT CARING WHETHER SHE CUMS.
You have to finish the job. Keep on trying until you get it right, and she might even do the same for you.
39) SQUASHING HER.
Men generally weigh more than women, so if you lie on her a bit too heavily, she will turn blue.
40) THANKING HER.
Never thank a woman for having sex with you. Your bedroom is not a
soup kitchen.
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Girls Weekend...hmmm fun fun fun
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Oct 26, 2010 9:03 am
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Halloween is right around the corner...5 sleeps to be exact...the night all the ghost and goblins come out oh and maybe a few devils and naughty angels  Unfortunately, I am working  a favor for my boss so he can take his little girl out but in return he has promised me a weekend off to go out of town and have a girls weekend with my girlfriends So looking forward to it as it been crazy busy and haven't spent alot of time with my Adult FriendFinder friends lately Ohhhh wonder what kind of trouble we can get into  Will defiantly keep ya updated on what happens on girls weekend hehehe....well some of the details at least
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Sex or No Sex
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Oct 25, 2010 10:16 am
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Well here it is, Monday morning and the weather is icky outside Wind, snow and some rain Being so cold out, I sitting here on couch, jammie pants, warm hoody and wrapped up in a nice warm fuzzy blanket while surfing the net and watching a movie(yes, I can multi-task)
Weekend here was interesting to say the least Party on Friday night and then on Saturday we went to a local Adult FriendFinder meet and greet It is always nice to put faces to names and sexy bodies. Got talking to other members and they were saying they know to many people from their "vanilla" life showing up in their swinging life...personally I don't think that is a bad thing, if they were your friends before, wouldn't FWB be so much better hehehehe. So this got me to thinking...how many of my friends, how many of my co-workers, how many of the people I know in my vanilla life do I know here on this site hmmmm quite a few actually Do they know it is me...who knows, but it always fun to flirt with them heheheOne inparticular is a close friend of oursDoes he know it is us...not sure. Him and us have a very open relationship...we talk about anything and everything when it comes to sex...and I mean everything...it just we never have taken it that next level so have never told him that we on this site ohhhh well, someday we will.
What would you do if someone you were very close to was on this site Would you tell them Would you try and get in their pantsWould you be totally honest with them even though it might make your relationship different hmmmmmm
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Let try this again
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Oct 21, 2010 9:18 am
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Ok...Ok....I know it has been a longgggggg time since I been here...good god don't give me a hard time about it just been crazy around here in our little playhouse and not a fun crazy ...ohhhh well life goes on....I promise to ramble more often for ya 
So, while driving the kid to school this morning, she asked me if I could do her a favor. Those who know me know I would do anything for my kids....well it turns out she wants me to go to the sex store and buy a pair of handcuffs I was taken back a bit...didn't know what to say to her...how can I justify buying her something from a sex store  I stutter, I stammer, I didn't know what to say. Finally calm down a bit to start asking a few questions, while in the back of my mind I am wondering if I should have a little chat with her boyfriend  ...it turns out, it for a halloween costume  whewwww feel soooooooo much better about it now.
Well guess I should go and get the handcuffs...hmmm wonder what other "interesting and fun" stuff I can find...hey, it not all about the kid ya know....I deserve to have a little(or alot) of fun on Halloween as well
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mmmm chocolate
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Apr 4, 2010 8:35 pm
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HAPPY EASTER TO ALL!!!
hope you all got lots of yummy treats
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Should you?
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Jan 17, 2010 7:03 pm
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To swallow or not to swallow
shouldn'tt all women swallow?...before you say yes of course..maybe you should read.
Take a shot of warm...milky...salty gew and see how easy it is for you to swallow...So no...all women shouldn'tt swallow if they dont want to...but...many men find it super hot when a women does swallow.
So if you are looking for some reasons to get your girl to swallow the load you bust in her mouth....here are a few:
1. Semen is healthy and good for her. It is full of zinc, calcium, potassium, fructose, proteins and a boat load more. So next time you two are in Jamba Juice, tell her she doesn'tt need to order extra boosts because you have her boost right here (point accordingly).
2. Some studies show that semen acts as a natural antidepressant. If she is ever down in the dumps, use the power of your semen to make her feel naturally happier.
3. Swallowing semen can help prevent preeclampsia, a high-blood pressure disorder.
4. A study claims that semen plays a part in cancer prevention, particularly breast cancer. The glycoprotein and selenium content with apostasies thats induced by TGF-Beta ingested at least three times a week can reduce her risk.
5. Get your spunk to taste better. Foods said to help make your semen taste better include; pineapples, bananas, strawberries, cinnamon, broccoli and celery. Note that dairy and red meats may increase the salty taste in semen. Find out if your women prefers sweet or salty. Does she like to snack on chocolates or pickles? If none of these foods work out for you, try Semenex, a pill that claims to help you blow a bigger and tastier load.
Thanks for reading.
Mr. Play.
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How do you like it?
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Dec 9, 2009 8:12 am
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Well another day is off and running....and here I sit watching it go by....now I have some things to do on my list...but really in no rush to get them done lol....not like they are not going to be there waiting for me.
anyway...really can't start the day with out a cup of coffee...I'm sure many out there are the same way....but how do you like it?....right now...with it being cold outside...a shot of Baileys makes it that much better.......coffee anyone?
Mr. Play
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How many you got??
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Nov 5, 2009 8:01 pm
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Well...we have had our couples profile for just about two years now...actually come January it will be two years...and I'm kind of surprised at how many people have viewed our profile in that time...right now we are sitting at 28273 views...with in the past 30 days 2205...so how long have you been here for and how many views does your profile have?...come on..let us know.
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TA TA'S need some luvin to
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Oct 12, 2009 7:59 pm
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Well here I am...still alive and smoke free for a month, I know, I surprised just as much as u all
Anyway, half way thru the month of October...and for those of you that don't know...October is Breast Cancer month. Now we have all been touched by someone who has had cancer...a parent, a auntie, a close friend or even just an acquaintance...cancer is something that has affected us all in one way or another.
Lets unite....we need to come together, we only got half a month left....we need all the ladies checked cause the TA TA'S need to stay healthy and free from this nasty disease.
Everyone grab a partner...and check her TA TA'S check as many as u can...come on, u know u will enjoy this job
pssttt...anyone who doesn't have someone to check them...the Mr is willing to provide his services for free
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Have you heard of it?
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Oct 9, 2009 9:38 pm
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The mythical creature known as the unicorn? I have heard this term many times on this site...and what it refers to is the single woman that is interested in couples....now I know what it's like being on this site as a single male trying to find a female...took me for ever to find Mrs. Play...I was lucky...she will tell ya I stalked her lol.
I have chatted with many couples who have the same problem...finding a single female who wants to play...they are few and far between...I'm sure some have more luck in the bigger cities...but when you're in a small ass city of 60,000...it's pretty hard.
So what do you do when you come across one of these "unicorns"...do you jump on and try to do what you can to make it work?...or just sit back and take your time...risking it might disappear for greener pastures.
If you're a couple...how has your luck been finding single women?...how about the men...how's been your luck using this site?
Mr. Play
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