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Holy Freakin' Shit!
emersunbigguns
6/28/2008 7:06 pm
Holy Freakin' Shit!


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Is this real?

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NascarFox
11342 posts

6/30/2008 1:30 am

Now how could I turn down that smile?

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emersunbigguns
2839 posts 

6/30/2008 12:11 am

Absolutely!

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emersunbigguns
2839 posts 

6/30/2008 12:09 am

    Quoting ladyscarlett56:
    Ummm... no thank you... average is way good for me....
You and I would get along sexually just fine, then.

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emersunbigguns
2839 posts 

6/30/2008 12:07 am

    Quoting tittietoots:
    Nah!
    It is one of those skinny salami's with clay arranged on the end and than painted
    If it is real, he must be very lonely. I do not know a woman, in here right mind, that could or even want to handle something like that.
    Too big/long for me
    Toots
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... right answer....

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ladyscarlett56
466 posts 

6/29/2008 12:47 pm

Ummm... no thank you... average is way good for me....

tittietoots
1105 posts

6/29/2008 7:00 am

Nah!
It is one of those skinny salami's with clay arranged on the end and than painted
If it is real, he must be very lonely. I do not know a woman, in here right mind, that could or even want to handle something like that.
Too big/long for me
Toots

NascarFox
11342 posts

6/28/2008 9:04 pm

Volunteering?

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emersunbigguns
2839 posts 

6/28/2008 8:23 pm

I didn't think so, either.... although, I wouldn't mind having a good looking babe measure it for me....

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emersunbigguns
2839 posts 

6/28/2008 8:21 pm

    Quoting NascarFox:
    I found this on the internet as the longest recorded penis:

    What is the largest penis in the world is an often asked question. The largest penis in the world was recorded by a Doctor Robert Dickinson. In the early 20th century he measured the largest medically recorded penis in the world at 13.5 inches long and was 6.25 inches in girth.

    It also depends on where he's taking the measurements from, if this photo is in fact real and not photo-shopped.

    Either way, no thanks. I'd much rather have a more average sized cock than this.
Oh good! You just found one....

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emersunbigguns
2839 posts 

6/28/2008 8:19 pm

    Quoting greeneyedwoman1:
    I highly doubt that's anywhere close to real. If it is, his women must feel like shish-ka-bobs

    There is such a thing as too much of a good thing.
*shish-ka-bobs*

ROTFLMFAO!

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emersunbigguns
2839 posts 

6/28/2008 8:17 pm

    Quoting SatansBlush:
    he'd make a great draft stopper next to the door
Draft-stopper? LMFAO! But it's only 15 inches! You'd need at least 2 of them. With me, you'd only need *one*.

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greeneyedwoman1
1480 posts 

6/28/2008 7:48 pm

I highly doubt that's anywhere close to real. If it is, his women must feel like shish-ka-bobs

There is such a thing as too much of a good thing.

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SatansBlush
6652 posts

6/28/2008 7:48 pm

he'd make a great draft stopper next to the door

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NascarFox
11342 posts

6/28/2008 7:42 pm

I found this on the internet as the longest recorded penis:

What is the largest penis in the world is an often asked question. The largest penis in the world was recorded by a Doctor Robert Dickinson. In the early 20th century he measured the largest medically recorded penis in the world at 13.5 inches long and was 6.25 inches in girth.

It also depends on where he's taking the measurements from, if this photo is in fact real and not photo-shopped.

Either way, no thanks. I'd much rather have a more average sized cock than this.

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kinkycpl4sumfun
28 posts 

6/28/2008 7:32 pm

theres no way that thing can be real

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