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Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila. Tequila is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Tequila. almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila. Tequila. may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila.. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister. Tequila.. Leave Shyness Behind *Syn* Kiss the cheek. Lick the neck. Bite the pulse. |
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 6/22/2008 7:27 pm |
Pretty funny sweets,,,nice to see somebody willing to laugh a bit on here!
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 6/22/2008 8:02 pm |
Thanks!!! That had me laughing so hard I almost fell out of the bunk.  But I noticed that you were missing at least one side effect. 'Loss of Memory' I've experienced this one personally, so I know it shouldn't be forgotten!   D
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6/22/2008 8:09 pm |
lol, I needed a good laugh, thanks.
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6/23/2008 5:48 am |
I am well acquainted with tequila. I have left my shyness behind many a time with that wonderful drink. Tequila sunrises allow me to greet the sunrise and then pass out. And yes i have sung karaoke after one of 5. Thanks for the laugh. Cheers, Prof
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6/23/2008 8:31 am |
Ah Synful - yes I know the medicinal qualities of the big T quite well. I can vouch for the effectiveness and differences of Cabo Wabo from Patron to Milagro...would be happy to compare notes of the vintages and brands should you ever need a compatriot.  The friendships of the world are often confederacies in vice, or leagues of pleasures. Joseph Addison
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6/23/2008 11:34 am |
Who ever thought of putting a worm in a bottle of tequilla/mezcal ? I never understood and only once chewed on that culinary treasure ... yeah I was already plastered 
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6/23/2008 6:20 pm |
The perfect advertising script for tequila! Well done!
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6/23/2008 6:49 pm |
I have indeed suffered many of the aforementioned side effects of tequila--including, but not limited to dizziness, nausea, vomiting (unfortunately, all at the same time...), erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing (also, unfortunately all at the same time... ), loss of money, delusions of grandeur (somehow believing I had become a pool shark from "The Color of money..."), headache, dehydration, dry mouth (usually the morning after the dizzines, nausea and vomiting thing...), and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister (actually all in one night--this was followed by the erotic lustfullness, loss of clothing and the unfortunate loss of motor control--but still got the job done! ) The dreaded tequila goggles have set in once or twice as well... 
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6/23/2008 6:51 pm |
Of course this was all a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
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6/23/2008 7:42 pm |
Someday one learns how to do all this without the help of tequila.... I seek to arouse your largest erogenous zone, YOUR MIND. If you are looking for intelligence and passion then please do visit my blog. Here's a sample story to read, Sex On The Beach
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6/25/2008 6:21 pm |
By this definition, the MTV chick Tila Tequila is aptly named...
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6/26/2008 10:25 pm |
God I love this one! Did you also get it via a Text message with the Tequila song (like the one Pee Wee Herman danced to in his movie?) playing in the background? I did, it was hysterical. I think I still have it. "Hey that's my opinion...but I could be wrong"- Dennis Miller.
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6/27/2008 6:46 am |
When I was in Alaska I drank it quite often. Now I let Jack Daniels do the same. Although I'm never a mean drunk I can become a lush when I have a wee bit to much Jack and I need to be careful. Very funny thanks again for making the day a fun one.
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7/5/2008 7:35 am |
Nice essay, just one question after that.... Can I buy you a shot? -Paul
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8/6/2008 10:00 am |
the worm knows all, and holds the secrets of the world. Treat it right and it will reveal the universe... but then you'll wake up the next day not only forgetting the secrets of the universe, but also forgetting your name, where you left your clothes, and what incredible or regrettable things you did last night with that naked body laying next to you!
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