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Blogs > warmandsexy52 > A Delicious Slice of Life

If Your Man Has a Low Libido......  

warmandsexy52 71M
4722 posts
6/28/2006 2:07 pm

Last Read:
7/20/2006 6:27 pm
If Your Man Has a Low Libido......
Research by the Department of Perverted Studies* has shown the following:

Ladies, if hubby has a low libido:

Giving him fish for supper has a 0.09 percent chance of stimulating his sexual appetite.

Making sure he has his daily fish oil capsule (full of omega 3 and 6 oils ‒ yummy!) has a 15 percent chance of improving his sex drive.

But…….

Encouraging him to take up fishing has a 100 percent chance you’ll get rid of him most weekends.

And the hotel address is ……..

* The work of the Department of Perverted Studies is outlined in Welcome to Collegium Pervertium Enter and Be Amazed.



BaronessK 59F

7/3/2006 7:23 pm

 How many bjs...I thought I was practicing for that commercial with the boy, the tootsie roll pop, and the owl...just without the 'crunch' {and I DO "...know how many licks it takes....}. Hmmmm....

*I just luv 'field', uhmmmm, research....*


warmandsexy52 replies on 7/3/2006 10:22 pm:
LMAO! Good point BK - some damned fine research thinking here. Perhaps you could try applying the Toyota Principle to bjs as an aspect of your fieldwork. Toyota, prior to releasing any model of car onto the market test each component to total destruction 6,000 times.

Now the pervy equivalent would be to suck 6,000 dicks to total distraction, and I know you would do this with the kind of rigour such research needs.

warm xx

smoothnjuicy4u 57F
Ask me for a photo

6/29/2006 7:17 am

 I'm slow this morning, now I see why ya laughed your butt off LOL


warmandsexy52 replies on 7/2/2006 11:38 am:
I don't know ....... a fishing rendezvous ........ just don't rock the boat.

warm xx

smoothnjuicy4u 57F
Ask me for a photo

6/29/2006 7:15 am

 LOL my man would definitely know I was up to something, fishing LOL, he hates it.


warmandsexy52 replies on 7/2/2006 11:38 am:


warm xx

moonfire2u 77F
2601 posts
6/29/2006 4:25 am

 You're a giver...

kind thoughts,
Moonfire


warmandsexy52 replies on 7/2/2006 11:36 am:
Awwwww! You're a sweetie.

warm xx

goodatpoetry2 74M
16552 posts
6/28/2006 11:07 pm

 Hey!
Wasn't I supposed to do my "check" before they come to you for advice!
I may have to report you to the board!


warmandsexy52 replies on 7/2/2006 6:32 pm:
LMAO! I like your style!

warm

SweetDarlinAngel 46F
2995 posts
6/28/2006 2:55 pm

 Warm~
I think you have just created a new dimension of perviness ...
~SDA
~Angel


warmandsexy52 replies on 7/2/2006 11:28 am:
This is what the Collegium Pervertium is all about .... and why you have such an important part to play.

warm xx

BaronessK 59F

6/28/2006 2:35 pm

 Been called a 'prick tease' lately? {If never, I just got your virginity? } I also did not mean prick teaser {that is someone who is teasing a prick; if one has that body part then they are a prick tease! }

*Giving 'hubby' blowjob has 99.99 percent chance of "improving his sex drive" -- not particularly 'scientific' study...but none of the guys I've dated have seemed to mind.... *


warmandsexy52 replies on 7/2/2006 11:27 am:
BK darling - you have just deflowered me!

As for the 99.99 percent chance - that's a one in ten thousand chance of it not having an effect. Do you realise how many blowjobs you'd need to give to arrive at a statistic like that? Mindblowing ....... but I bet the blowjobs are too!

Speaking purely academically ...... of course!

warm xx

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