Real Life Cyber Sex 8  

AlbertPrince 9/13/2005 9:09 am Last Read: 3/5/2006 9:27 pm	bloodninja: Wanna cyber? DirtyKate: : OK, but don't tell anybody DirtyKate: : Who are you? bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot bloodninja: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my BMW. DirtyKate: : You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car.. bloodninja: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order DirtyKate: : Haha! OK DirtyKate: : Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce. bloodninja: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want? DirtyKate: : I want everything, baby! bloodninja: Is this a delivery? DirtyKate: : Umm...Yes DirtyKate: : So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower... bloodninja: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house. **pause** DirtyKate: : I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up! bloodninja: You can't hurry good pizza. bloodninja: I'm on my way now though **pause** DirtyKate: : So you're at my front door now. bloodninja: How did you know? bloodninja: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table. bloodninja: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven DirtyKate: : Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby bloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom? DirtyKate: : Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself. bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstasy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door.... DirtyKate: : What the f**k? DirtyKate: : You perverted piece of s**t DirtyKate: : F**k Go back and check out: Real Life Cybersex Real Life Cyber Sex 2 Real Life Cyber Sex 2 (continued from Sept 4) Real Life Cyber Sex 2 (continued from Sept 4 & 5) Real Life Cyber Sex 3 Real Life Cyber Sex 4 Real Life Cyber Sex 5 Real Life Cyber Sex 6 Real Life Cyber Sex 7 (part 1) Real Life Cyber Sex 7 (part 2)
TomEboy10 633 posts  9/13/2005 9:44 am	Blood ninja was the best!Very funny stuff.
StreaktheFreak Ask me for a photo 9/13/2005 10:51 am	omg....i will never feel the same way about ordering a pizza again..lmfao
sweetthang2877 534 posts  9/13/2005 5:32 pm	I think you've just made pizza delivery VERY unattractive!!! LMAO!!!