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AlbertPrince
9/11/2005 9:06 amLast Read: |
FairyDust: hi bloodninja: hello bloodninja: who is this? FairyDust: just a someone? bloodninja: a someone I know? FairyDust: nope bloodninja: then why the hell are you bothering me? FairyDust: well sorrrrrry FairyDust: I just wanted to chat with you bloodninja: why? FairyDust: never mind you’re an asshole bloodninja: hey wait a minute FairyDust: yes? bloodninja: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid FairyDust: paranoid? bloodninja: yes FairyDust: of what? FairyDust: me? bloodninja: no. I'm in hiding. FairyDust: LOL bloodninja: don't fucking laugh at me! bloodninja: this shit is serious! FairyDust: what are you hiding from? bloodninja: the cops. FairyDust: gimme a fucking break bloodninja: I'm serious. FairyDust: I don't get it bloodninja: the cops are after me. FairyDust: for what? bloodninja: I'm wanted in three counties FairyDust: for??? bloodninja: It's kind of embarrassing. bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey. bloodninja: hello? FairyDust: you are fucking sick. bloodninja: send me your picture. FairyDust: why? bloodninja: So I know you aren't one of them. FairyDust: one of what? bloodninja: the cops. FairyDust: I'm not a cop I told you bloodninja: then send me your picture. FairyDust: hold on bloodninja: hurry up. bloodninja: are you there? bloodninja: fuck you, cop! FairyDust: hey sorry FairyDust: I had to do something for my mom. bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me. bloodninja: when really you were notifying the authorities. bloodninja: weren't you!? FairyDust: that’s not it bloodninja: then what? FairyDust: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty bloodninja: most cops aren't FairyDust: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKHEAD! bloodninja: then send me the picture. FairyDust: fine. What's your e-mail? bloodninja: just send it through here. FairyDust: alright *PIC* FairyDust: did you get it? bloodninja: hold on. I'm looking. FairyDust: that was me back in may FairyDust: I've lost weight since then. bloodninja: I hope so FairyDust: what?!? FairyDust: that hurt my feelings. bloodninja: did it? FairyDust: yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now. bloodninja: will it make you feel better if I send you my picture? FairyDust: yes bloodninja: alright let me find it. FairyDust: kks bloodninja: okay here it is. *PIC* FairyDust: this isn't you. bloodninja: I'll be damned if it ain't! FairyDust: you don't look like that. bloodninja: how the hell do you know? FairyDust: cause your profile has another picture. bloodninja: the profile pic is a fake. bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops. FairyDust: you look like the Farm Fresh guy lol bloodninja: well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy.... bloodninja: not to mention all the groceries. FairyDust: go fuck yourself bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture bloodninja: now my dick won't get hard for a week. FairyDust: I shouldn't have sent you that picture. FairyDust: you've done nothing but slam me. FairyDust: you hurt me. bloodninja: and calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me? FairyDust: I thought you were bullshitting me! bloodninja: why would I do that? FairyDust: I can't believe that cops are after you bloodninja: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap.. FairyDust: FUCK YOU!!! bloodninja: you'd break both of his legs. FairyDust: you're a fucking asshole. FairyDust: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight FairyDust: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me bloodninja: ok. I'm sorry. FairyDust: no you aren't bloodninja: you're right. I'm not. bloodninja: HAARRRRR! FairyDust: I'm done with you bloodninja: aww. I'm sorry. FairyDust: I'm putting you on ignore bloodninja: wait a sec To be continued ..... Go back and check out: Real Life Cybersex Real Life Cyber Sex 2 Real Life Cyber Sex 2 (continued from Sept 4) Real Life Cyber Sex 2 (continued from Sept 4 & 5) Real Life Cyber Sex 3 Real Life Cyber Sex 4 Real Life Cyber Sex 5 Real Life Cyber Sex 6 |
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9/11/2005 1:27 pm |
albertPrince, youre freakin hilarious. i love your blogs
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