rockwriter58 56M
1524 posts
7/27/2005 2:29 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

One of my blogging pals TomEboy recently made a comment in this blog comparing this website to the Land of Oz. (See: Cum Dumps & Sperm Donors.) Well, that was too much for my warped imagination. Somehow, I started wondering what would Dorothy do if she had a profile here...


Somewhere Over the Rainbow

Profile for DorothyXXX

Don’t let the braids fool you, guys, I’m a very hot 18-year-old who is looking to break out of my goodie-two-shoes mold. Although I like to dress in school outfits, now, I can see wild parties and swinging clubs in my future. I’m down for the 3-D lifestyle: dancin’, drinkin’, and dopin’. And you know what comes after that....

I can sing a romantic tune to get you in the mood, and then its jazz all night long. If you know what I mean...

Pictures of me unencumbered and not strapped into my school dress are available to my network members only.

Ideal Person

I’m looking for someone who will watch out after me. I like to travel and a traveling companion or companions would be ideal. The more the merrier... although I think the limit would be four. Is it possible for a woman these days to just find someone with brains, heart, bravery and loyalty? I’d especially like to find a wizard with magic hands who can put his voodoo spell on me: someone who can really send me places. Guys, if you got the moxie, write to this shooting star.

***And of course I’m for real, aren’t you!?!***

© ♪rockwriter58♪

(Due to an evening blogjam on July 27 this entry NEVER appeared on the main blogboard. However, this author chose not to repost.)

1586 posts
7/27/2005 3:13 pm

You are one twisted individual.

Have I told you how much I like you? LOL

DirtyLilSecret61 55F

7/28/2005 2:38 pm

(plays "Dark Side of The Moon" while reading Dorothy's profile)




7/28/2005 6:59 pm

Toto_ly cool!

papyrina 51F
21133 posts
7/29/2005 5:29 am

i enjoyed that

I'm a

i'm here to stay

rockwriter58 56M
1389 posts
7/29/2005 7:38 am

>>>Lil... I have tried that Pink Floyd trick and some of it works quite well. Too bad Dark Side of the Moon is a bit too short to cover the entire film. Of course, it sounds much better if you are stoned. And then again, this blog would read much better if the readers were stoned too. Or maybe it is the other way around... it would read much better if I were stoned.

>>>papyrina & JDLA2... Thanks for visiting and commenting. Good to see you in these parts.

>>>TomEboy10... Your inspiration is always appreciated. Thanks.

>>>DCE... (***swoon***) That is a very sincere swoon, by the way! Thanks.

HungryOnCapeCod 56F
14 posts
8/12/2005 6:19 am

Fantastic post RockWriter! I love the way you think. Enjoy the day.

rockwriter58 56M
1389 posts
2/13/2006 8:49 am

>>>Thank you [blog Dysgyzed]... sometimes I am inspired to be a bit devilishly satirical.

>>>I suppose I am long overdue to take a curtain call from Hungry who may not even be on the site any longer.

>>>And I know I did not conform to the etiquette rules when I did not acknowledge the [blog mzhunyhole] so long ago. Perhaps I was still feeling devilish. Not sure, because I usually extend my thanks to royalty. And I truly like [blog mzhunyhole] who is entirely genuine.

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