| Cindy and Nocchio once upon a time...... |
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7/20/2007 3:04 pm
Last Read: 1/15/2008 1:17 pm
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Once upon a time......
There was this Princess, Cinderella, who like all of us eventually had to grow up. She had married an Absolutely Gorgeous Hunk of Prince, that turned out to be a whiny self centered mama's boy! Yup it's true all he could think of was himself and no one else mattered, least of all poor Cindy. When all grown up, Cindy dropped Cinderella, you know.
Well.... one day Cindy got fed up with her comfortable but boring and sexually frustrating life. She decided to take a brake from Princessing and indulge herself in total abandonment on the fairytale coast, and be just a woman for a change.
At precisely the same moment on the fairy tale coast: There was this really nice, cute and loving guy, who has learned to not tell any lies, but see the problem was that he could no longer get an erection...... Why? It's complicated, so let's not get into that one, just use your imagination!
As Cindy hopped into her carriage headed for the coast, Nocchio was dreaming about sporting a good Woody, but a dream it was, poor guy!
When Cindy finally reached her desired destination her eyes feel on this beautiful, but lonely man who was fishing in the harbor. Yes my friends, it was Nocchio, still dreaming. He felt someone staring so he turned around, oh my what a beauty! Of course he had no idea that Cindy was a Princess, what he knew, was that this gorgeous, sexy all female was looking at him, with her mouth open. As always he wished that....., well you know what he wished for, don't you?
As their eyes locked, Cindy thought to herself: What the hell, we only live once, and proceeded forward to ask Nocchio to be her guide on the fairytale coast. Now, Nocchio might have been "woody challenged", but stupid he was not, and he sure wasn't blind either, so he agreed to escort her anywhere she wanted to go. Wouldn't you? Cindy of course had a lot more then Guiding and escorting in mind, let me tell ya'!
As the days passed by and Nocchio didn't make a single move on her, she grew desperate! Hmmmmmm how to solve this conundrum? Of course, the old fashioned way, let's get the guy drunk, and then we shall talk! Cindy managed to get Nochhio more then into his cups that night, she was patient and his story started to pour out of him. We all know about him being a wooden doll who wanted to be a boy and with a nose that grew when he lied, and yadda yadda yadda...... No need to retell, right!
Cindy put her brain to this knew obstacle, she might be a blonde, a dummy, nope not this chick: She suddenly lunged herself to her feet, with her eyes sparkling like all the stars in Fairy Tale Land and said with a husky voice - Come with me! He had no choice, what else could he do, but follow her in a drunken daze, up the stairs. See Cindy had planned ahead and gotten a room at the inn just in case, well you know, she had a plan.
As they entered the room Cindy stripped her clothing of slowly, very slowly. Oh my, what a body! Nocchio was virtually drooling with his tongue hanging out, but alas no woody, what was he to do? Cindy just smiled and put her arms around Nocchio's neck while rubbing her body against his, and she whispered: - Now tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.
THE END
An original by: Angelique H aka. SverigesAngel |

The Swedish Ängel  I'm NOT stupid..... I'm BLOND!
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31640 posts 7/29/2007 5:11 am |
i feel sorry for nocchio..what a waste of good male meat !
~ Bad-Assed Cocksucking Witch ~
           
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SverigesAngel replies on 7/29/2007 1:54 pm: Yeah, but he got it in the end......  |
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34244 posts 7/23/2007 5:22 pm |
ok...apple will work...put you in my new post! *wink*
a kiss from moi??? 
SverigesAngel replies on 7/24/2007 11:09 am: Yes Madame, I obey and respond promptly!  |
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6875 posts 7/23/2007 10:36 am |
Poor Nocchio! I hope he could think of a few sweet lies!  
SverigesAngel replies on 7/24/2007 11:10 am: Oh, I'm sure he could, he's a guy after all!  |
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3642 posts 7/23/2007 1:19 am |
Hahaha... must be the only girl in the world that love a man who lie her... but I understand why !! 
SverigesAngel replies on 7/24/2007 11:11 am: Sweet little lies are always welcom, ask any girl!  |
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48570 posts 7/22/2007 4:55 pm |
Where's there's a will there's a louisville slugger just waiting....
~jeff 
~spunky
SverigesAngel replies on 7/24/2007 11:11 am: O: A Louisville Slugger, oh my! O: |
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12801 posts 7/22/2007 3:47 pm |
lmao!... and silly me thought that the tongue was the saviour of male pride!... but i guess they didn't have the little blue pills back then! kisses

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SverigesAngel replies on 7/24/2007 11:13 am: That would have been good for poor Nocchio, but alas, no!  |
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694 posts 7/21/2007 1:14 pm |
Great story!!! Loved the ending... tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies... Damn, you go girl... Keep up the good work, and as busty said, you are definitely a hall of famer... M~ 
SverigesAngel replies on 7/23/2007 2:42 pm: Mmmmmmmm, you want me to lie to you?  |
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34244 posts 7/21/2007 7:21 am |
that was wonderful!!!!!! i love it!!!! after that i think you belong in the hall of fame of playing the game of passion...but you are sooo close! sooo close...next *rolls dice* its a 7! if you do this you definately go into the hall of fame....take those peach rings and get them soft and see how many you can put on your nipples..take a pic and add it where it can be viewed..let me know where you put it and wah-lah! you will go into the hall of fame! {=}
a kiss from moi??? 
SverigesAngel replies on 7/23/2007 2:41 pm: Can I do apple gummis intead!  |
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2230 posts 7/21/2007 12:14 am |
Nicely written--enjoyed~~SMILES~~
Be Safe/Hugs--Bill
I came into this world with nothing, and I have most of it left~~
SverigesAngel replies on 7/23/2007 2:39 pm: Thanks I'm glad you liked it!  |
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10805 posts 7/20/2007 10:26 pm |
Now tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.
I knew it... Cindy was Christine McVie!!!! 
Nicely done! 
Mr. Faded Glory is once again doin' time...
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26283 posts 7/20/2007 8:42 pm |
Bravo Good job!!!!
(( I hope Nocchio told a lot of lies!  
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7/20/2007 7:41 pm |
Ouch...splinters. 
SverigesAngel replies on 7/23/2007 2:33 pm: Nope those were gone!  |
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8922 posts 7/20/2007 7:33 pm |
Great story, I am still working on mine.
Cindy
             
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5683 posts 7/20/2007 7:06 pm |
aaaaaaa
WOW! That was simply...(lost for words). I like it alot, just like i like you Well..have a great weekend then  |
 D fiery SAL    
SverigesAngel replies on 7/23/2007 2:30 pm: No Waaaaaay, you were lost for words, I'm honored!  |
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175 posts 7/20/2007 5:32 pm |
LMAO THat was fantabulous!!! Hmmm....now what can you do with a sponge-bob buldge-pants! Or maybe a sponge-bob no-pants!!!??
Never bow to the dead, my dear. Dance with them, and love them as we all fall together into the long downward spiral….
SverigesAngel replies on 7/23/2007 2:28 pm: I think YOU should write a story about Spunge-Bob-Bulge-Pants and Dora the Explorer. Yup, that's what I think!  |
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