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7/3/2007 4:38 pm |
~snort~ Oh that's a good one.....almost peed meself....at least I remember to 1;not pee on the seat.... and 2; put it back down.... there's two wishes most would make eh my friend? ~jeff  ~spunky SWALLOWIN' PALIN...
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7/3/2007 5:53 pm |
 very funny , sweety !
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7/3/2007 8:46 pm |
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7/4/2007 3:53 am |
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7/5/2007 1:35 pm |
What about me with the 3 dicks? Where do I stand. But the important thing is that.... YOU ARE IN DANGER! THEY ARE BACK!! I HAVE AMISSION FOR YOU. HURRY UP! … Alien Gleflejnequ Rebkstrw PSYCHO & INSANE    Join the group for insane & crazy bloggers: The Psycho Bloggers A totally fucked-up group
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7/5/2007 1:46 pm |
Hejsan! Du är också en vännina från The Psycho Alien, ser jag. Han är ... jag vet inte, vad han är. Han vil, att jag skriver någonting i min Blog för honom. Nu måste jag gå. Hälsingar! Charlotte I have not written Swedish in a long time! Hope this was OK! Haj då! Obesa cantavit!   
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 7/6/2007 8:00 am |
Oh come on!!! It's a multi-tool!!!!! Used correctly, you can use it to punch holes in tissue-paper (for what reason, who knows, but you can if you ever need to!), you can use it to get the waiters/waitress's attention when you gettin lousy service by slapping it on the table a few times (very carefully, mind you), you can use it to put out small fires, you can use it to get rid of people that anoy you (refer to the part about putting out small fires in this instance), it's a pretty good artistic /office tool-put ink or paint on the end, bounce across the paper or document and get a mushroom stamp, and it's a party favor in multiple ways (use it to pose with people that are passed out for black-mail photos, etc.... Well, we got the left-over brain matter at least (didn't we???)...wasn't that included in our little pee-unit multi-tool???? I've always been told my brain is in my dick!!!!  Geesh, first we can't cook, except Bel (very good by the way), and now we gots no dendrites...when does the bashing end?!!!! Love ya too, sass!!! How's that blonde hair coming? LOL Never bow to the dead, my dear. Dance with them, and love them as we all fall together into the long downward spiral….
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7/6/2007 6:13 pm |
I'm housebroken, but I still pee in the shower..... ~jeff ~spunky SWALLOWIN' PALIN...
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2/24/2008 7:25 pm |
Hola Angel . Decirte que me gusto mucho tu relato ,y también me gusta mucho el recuadro . SONRIA ANGEL bye LAYRA2008
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 3/7/2008 12:57 pm |
Hola Angel . Decirte que me gusto mucho tu relato ,y también me gusta mucho el recuadro . SONRIA ANGEL bye LAYRA2008 
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5/27/2008 4:59 pm |
           SMILES & HUGZ  Bonna & Jeff    GUEST BOOK A Stiff One Men are like...... Lord Byron
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5/30/2008 6:14 pm |
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8/26/2008 2:45 am |
That was awsome Here is another: One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve called out to God..."Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy." "Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above. "Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples." "Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you." "What's a 'man', Lord?" "This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego and an inability to empathize or listen to you properly. All in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger, faster and more muscular than you. He'll also need your advice to think properly. He'll be really good at fighting and kicking a ball about, hunting fleet-footed ruminants, and not altogether bad in the sack." "Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow. "What's the catch, Lord?" "Yeah, well.... you can have him on one condition." "What's that, Lord?" "You'll have to let him believe that I made him first."
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8/27/2008 6:10 pm |
That was awsome Here is another: One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve called out to God..."Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy." "Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above. "Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples." "Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you." "What's a 'man', Lord?" "This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego and an inability to empathize or listen to you properly. All in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger, faster and more muscular than you. He'll also need your advice to think properly. He'll be really good at fighting and kicking a ball about, hunting fleet-footed ruminants, and not altogether bad in the sack." "Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow. "What's the catch, Lord?" "Yeah, well.... you can have him on one condition." "What's that, Lord?" "You'll have to let him believe that I made him first."
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