| The only kind of qulinary art the "real" man has mastered! |
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SverigesAngel
6/21/2007 12:34 am
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Well 4th of July is almost upon us....., so I had some thought's on the fare traditionally served as we celebrate tossing the Red Coats back over seas.
Barbecue - The only kind of culinary art the "real" man has mastered!
When a man is to perform this master piece, the following happens:
1. The female makes a trip to the market acquiring all the necessary ingredients for a successful Barbecue.
2. The female makes the salad, side dishes, condiments and dessert.
3. The female prepares the meat for the grill, arranges it on a platter, with the grilling tong handily presented on the side. She then carries the meat to the male, who's hanging around the barbecue with his buds and beer staring at the fire, and "shooting the breeze". (preferably she should also bring some extra beers.)
4. The male then slaps the meat onto the Barbie under the admiring looks of his buds.
5. The female sets the table, and double check everything.
6. The female lets her man know that the meat is about to burn.
7. The man picks the meat of the Barbie and hands it to his woman.
8. The female takes the meat and assembles that together with all the other ingredients for a successful and eye pleasing meal, and calls to order.
9. After the meal, the female cleans the table and does the dishes.
10. The man asks his woman if it wasn't a nice change, not having to cook this evening.......
When he notices her irritated look, he's thinking:
Some women are never happy, no matter how hard us poor guys try! |
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50324 posts 6/21/2007 8:15 pm |
 I leave the cooking, inside and out to her... at best I might be considered her Suisse chef.....it's safer that way......
~jeff 
~spunky SWALLOWIN' PALIN...
SverigesAngel replies on 6/21/2007 8:41 pm:
Honesty will take you far!  |
SverigesAngel replies on 6/22/2007 12:33 am:
Urgh, I missed the neutrallity part! Slow mind at times, it needs time to wrap around, hehehe! |
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185 posts 6/21/2007 10:35 pm |
Well....we do look pretty hot when were next to the barbie, playing with our meat, no????
Never bow to the dead, my dear. Dance with them, and love them as we all fall together into the long downward spiral….
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1119 posts 6/22/2007 1:17 am |
NOW WHAT HAPPENS IF I COMMENT ON MY OWN BLOG?
JUST WEIRD, IS IT A MULTIPLE PERSONALITY THINGIE. OR.......
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 ..... Angel & Jam .....
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1119 posts 6/22/2007 1:20 am |
Quoting nonkatt:
Well....we do look pretty hot when were next to the barbie, playing with our meat, no????
What meat? Muahahahahaha!
..... Angel & Jam .....
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31992 posts 6/25/2007 2:59 am |
lol, very nice post !
~ The New & Improved Cocksucker ~
 
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SverigesAngel replies on 6/26/2007 2:09 am:
THX for the complimen "Bad Ass"! (Y)
In all fairness I have to admit that my husband does ALL the work when BBQing, and it's , and it's "extraordinarily deliciousus"! 
However, I'm not to far of the mark in some household though, am I? |
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50324 posts 6/26/2007 9:40 am |
Quoting Angel_Jam:
NOW WHAT HAPPENS IF I COMMENT ON MY OWN BLOG?
JUST WEIRD, IS IT A MULTIPLE PERSONALITY THINGIE. OR.......
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By the way that's a very nice pic of ya to The profile pic I mean
~jeff
~spunky SWALLOWIN' PALIN...
SverigesAngel replies on 6/26/2007 11:14 am:
Thanks, you always make me smile, and I appreciate the comment! Needed it after being accused of being 50 and having airbrushed pictures. |
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27 posts 8/27/2008 8:13 am |
i seem to have missed the BBQ thank the goddess for that
never mastered the art of the bbq always thought it was for people who can't cook and you always seem to get either burnt or raw food or both but then i've been a chef of sorts for over 20 years
pete
love, peace n' hugs to you all
pete
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8865 posts 8/27/2008 6:12 pm |
Quoting purplehazetep:
i seem to have missed the BBQ thank the goddess for that
never mastered the art of the bbq always thought it was for people who can't cook and you always seem to get either burnt or raw food or both but then i've been a chef of sorts for over 20 years
pete
You got a point there! You gotta try my meatball recipe.... Yes it's fattening as hell, but mmmmmmmmmmmmm!
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