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7/2/2009 9:04 am Last Read: |
   The Swedish Angel What are we reading?...I'm going to lose it! Not much, except... Is it like impossible? Something old for the new... It's a tall and skinny one! What is SEX to me? |
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 7/4/2009 11:47 am |
 Happy 4th to you too! The Swedish AngelWhat are we reading?...I'm going to lose it! Not much, except... Is it like impossible? Something old for the new... It's a tall and skinny one! What is SEX to me?
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7/4/2009 11:45 am |
I've never owned a pet bird, but where I grew up, I could always hear kookaburras. I've heard only one here, once, and I still wonder what on earth the poor bugger was doing here! Sometimes I think I'd work out where to live next, just based on where I could hear kookaburras again.  Did you know that a Moluccan's screech is only one decibel below a 747's jet engine? The Swedish AngelWhat are we reading?...I'm going to lose it! Not much, except... Is it like impossible? Something old for the new... It's a tall and skinny one! What is SEX to me?
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7/4/2009 11:43 am |
The Swedish AngelWhat are we reading?...I'm going to lose it! Not much, except... Is it like impossible? Something old for the new... It's a tall and skinny one! What is SEX to me?
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7/4/2009 11:42 am |
I sometimes wonder how I can contain such big poops inside of me. Can't stand when they plug up the crapper too. But if they can make it around the first bend you are usually home free. But I have a plastic cake frosting spatula always on hand in case they don't. I have a great invention idea though. It combines the technologies of a garbage disposal and a toilet into one device. This way you never risk plugging up the works no matter how big of a log you pass. I'd better apply for a patent on that before someone steals my idea!  Go for it, I'm sure the male population would applaud you! The Swedish AngelWhat are we reading?...I'm going to lose it! Not much, except... Is it like impossible? Something old for the new... It's a tall and skinny one! What is SEX to me?
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7/4/2009 11:38 am |
What a shitty post......  The Swedish AngelWhat are we reading?...I'm going to lose it! Not much, except... Is it like impossible? Something old for the new... It's a tall and skinny one! What is SEX to me?
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7/4/2009 11:37 am |
I have always wanted to own a bird/parrot but seeing bird poop on my car on a daily basis kind of alters those feelings....LOL!!! he's still learning...My Too will actually go to his poops spots. Especially if he's in bed with me while I'm reading or something... He actually gets kinda embarrassed if he misses and I point it out to him... The Swedish AngelWhat are we reading?...I'm going to lose it! Not much, except... Is it like impossible? Something old for the new... It's a tall and skinny one! What is SEX to me?
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7/4/2009 11:33 am |
Owning a bird has made life interesting. I have a Quaker Parrot who tells me to shut-up and says 'excuse me' whenever I sneeze. His cage is next to a large window and he 'barks' at the squirrels just like the dog. The Swedish AngelWhat are we reading?...I'm going to lose it! Not much, except... Is it like impossible? Something old for the new... It's a tall and skinny one! What is SEX to me?
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7/4/2009 11:29 am |
Every night and every morning I see a large flock of birds (pidgeons or crows or something, city-birds) fly up for the night and down for the day onto the building I live in which is the highest place for many blocks. I guess they sleep on the roof... It愀 hard to watch them and not worry that one day one of them is going to try for my open window instead  Ps, I惴 glad I don愒 have any birds pooping allover the place , ds. The Swedish AngelWhat are we reading?...I'm going to lose it! Not much, except... Is it like impossible? Something old for the new... It's a tall and skinny one! What is SEX to me?
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7/4/2009 11:23 am |
On facebook Jam have a vid showing Frankie wrestling a paper towel roll... Jam could hardly film he was laughing so hard! The Swedish AngelWhat are we reading?...I'm going to lose it! Not much, except... Is it like impossible? Something old for the new... It's a tall and skinny one! What is SEX to me?
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7/4/2009 11:20 am |
Thanks for sharing Angel, both of your tales gave me a good laugh Years ago we had a budgie we had trained to fly around the house and come sit on your shoulder when he was called (a few times mind you) . Anyway this particular day I was in the bathroom and heard a weird noise coming from the toilet bowl....and there was poor 'bluey' (kids named him ), my god he was drowning!! I lifted him out and wrapped him up gently in a towel, and then proceeded to blow gentle onto his beak whilst I phoned the vet and asked him what I should do ......Would you believe it  I revived him!!Now how many people I wonder  have given mouth to beak resuscitation Oh, BTW from then on toilet lids were always kept down!!  My birds are all wing clipped... I feel bad sometimes, but I weighed it against them being able to go outside with me in the yard to enjoy the sunshine... The really like going outside so a little wing clipping is justified, me thinks! Your Budgie was sure a lucky lil' guy! The Swedish AngelWhat are we reading?...I'm going to lose it! Not much, except... Is it like impossible? Something old for the new... It's a tall and skinny one! What is SEX to me?
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7/4/2009 9:45 am |
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 7/4/2009 6:11 am |
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7/3/2009 6:56 am |
I sometimes wonder how I can contain such big poops inside of me. Can't stand when they plug up the crapper too. But if they can make it around the first bend you are usually home free. But I have a plastic cake frosting spatula always on hand in case they don't. I have a great invention idea though. It combines the technologies of a garbage disposal and a toilet into one device. This way you never risk plugging up the works no matter how big of a log you pass. I'd better apply for a patent on that before someone steals my idea! spork
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7/3/2009 6:10 am |
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7/2/2009 1:28 pm |
Owning a bird has made life interesting. I have a Quaker Parrot who tells me to shut-up and says 'excuse me' whenever I sneeze. His cage is next to a large window and he 'barks' at the squirrels just like the dog. John Lee Hooker Recommended: lucyjane78
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7/2/2009 1:19 pm |
Every night and every morning I see a large flock of birds (pidgeons or crows or something, city-birds) fly up for the night and down for the day onto the building I live in which is the highest place for many blocks. I guess they sleep on the roof... It愀 hard to watch them and not worry that one day one of them is going to try for my open window instead Ps, I惴 glad I don愒 have any birds pooping allover the place , ds.Tempted A perfect marriage? (Or: When the kids are away the parents will play...) What I wish awaited me at home when I came home today... A beach-fantasy (as suggested by a lovely Lady)  
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7/2/2009 12:22 pm |
OMG! Both of those stories are hilarious! Thanks, I needed the laugh. The Swedish AngelWhat are we reading?...I'm going to lose it! Not much, except... Is it like impossible? Something old for the new... It's a tall and skinny one! What is SEX to me?
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7/2/2009 12:06 pm |
OMG! Both of those stories are hilarious! Thanks, I needed the laugh. I've got  Shakey! Shakey! happyf; I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. 
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7/2/2009 11:32 am |
I had a lovely time in Stockholm and Helsinki in May.  Go to my blog for the details (not that juicy). The Swedish AngelWhat are we reading?...I'm going to lose it! Not much, except... Is it like impossible? Something old for the new... It's a tall and skinny one! What is SEX to me?
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7/2/2009 11:32 am |
I am glad the twat is not joining me while bathing, and she doesn't come up on my desk. The Swedish AngelWhat are we reading?...I'm going to lose it! Not much, except... Is it like impossible? Something old for the new... It's a tall and skinny one! What is SEX to me?
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7/2/2009 10:34 am |
I am glad the twat is not joining me while bathing, and she doesn't come up on my desk.
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7/2/2009 10:26 am |
I had a lovely time in Stockholm and Helsinki in May. Go to my blog for the details (not that juicy). Norwegian and sometimes blue, but I am not a dead parrot. 
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