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9/11/2007 7:28 pm
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SO THIS HERE IS MY 50th POST, FINALLY AND WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT? IT'S 50 QUOTES ABOUT SEX! What could possibly be more fitting on a SEX site, hmmmmmmm, hmmmmmmm.....? 
Here we go and hopefully..... Enjoy!
"Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter-words to convey it's full meaning."From Murphy's Laws on Sex.
Susanna Kaysen (Winona Rider) in Girl, Interrupted, 1999:"What kind of sex isn't casual?"
"Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics."From Murphy's Laws on Sex.
Swami X: "Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. YES is the answer."
Uncle Benny (Ned Beatty) peeping on his sunbathing neighbor Storm Reynolds (Sam Jenkins) with a looking glass in Ed and His Dead Mother, 1994: "Sex! That's what it's all about. From the onset of puberty it's what occupies ninety percent of our time, the pursuit of sex, right? Ed, sex is life and if it was a pronoun she'd be IT."
Sophia Loren: "Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got."
Rodney Dangerfield: "If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex-life at all."
Bruce (Johnny Yune) in They Call Me Bruce?, 1982: "I'm a sex object. Women ask me for sex and I object."
Rose (Laura Dern) to Buddy (Lukas Haas) in Rambling Rose, 1991: "Sex don't mean a thing to me, Buddy. It ain't nothing but a mosquito bite. Buddy, I'm gonna tell you a secret. Girls don't want sex, girls want love."
Leonard Cummings (Peter Frechette) to his younger brother Charles (Jon Cryer) in No Small Affair, 1984: "Sex has nothing to do with love. Sex washes off."
In The Opposite of Sex, 1998. Carl (Lyle Lovett) to Lucia (Lisa Kudrow): "Say the point of sex isn't recreation or procreation or any of that stuff. Say it's concentration. Say it's supposed to focus your attention on the person you're sleeping with, like a biological highlighter. Otherwise there's just too many people in the world."
Lawrence Paros, The Erotic Tongue, 1984: "Sex comes from the Latin secare, to cut or divide, and we first used the word to designate the two major categories of humanity we have come to know and love as male and female. We later used the word sex not only for dividing the sexes, but to refer to qualities of being male or female."
Vicky (Elizabeth McGovern) thinking of Jerry (Beau Bridges) in Women & Men. Stories of Seduction, 1990: "I sure hate sex sometimes. His sex in particular."
Michael (Jeff Goldblum) and Sam (Tom Berenger) in The Big Chill, 1983: - Michael: "I don't know anyone who could get-through the day without two or three juicy rationalizations. They're more important than sex." - Sam: "Ah, come-on. Nothing's more important than sex." - Michael: "Oh, yeah! Ever gone a week without a rationalization?"
To Matthew Broderick in The Night We Never Met, 1997 after being rejected by his ex-girlfriend: "Look on the bright side... No sex is safe sex."
Horny, 15-years old Buddy Griffith (Billy Jacoby) hitting on Denise (Toni Hudson) in Just One of the Boys, 1985: "Don't get me wrong. It's not like I've never had sex before. I've had plenty of sex. It's just that now I'd like to try it with a partner."
Sally (Meg Ryan) and Harry (Billy Crystal) in When Harry Met Sally, 1989: - Sally: "Harry, we are just going to be friends." - Harry: "You realize of course that we can never be friends." - Sally: "Why not?" - Harry: "What I'm saying is, and this is not a come-on in any way, shape or form, is that men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way. Because no man can be friends with a woman he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her." - Sally: "So, you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive." - Harry: "No, you pretty much want to nail them too."
"Sex is like a handshake to you." John Boys (James LeGros) to his promiscuous girlfriend Jessica (Lisa Zane) in Floundering, 1994
Lucy (Rosanna Arquette) in The Linguine Incident, 1991: "You know perfectly well new sex is like crack."
Young Frank Wheeler (Michael Patrick Carter) to V (Melanie Griffith) in Milk Money, 1994: "Sex! I decided is an evil scheme."
The Dowager Empress (Helen Hayes) to the flirty Baroness von Livenbaum (Martita Hunt) in Anastasia, 1956: "To a woman of your age sex should be nothing but gender."
Cross dressers Jerry/Daphne (Jack Lemmon) to Joe/Josephine (Tony Curtis) in Some Like It Hot, 1959: "I tell you, it's a whole different sex."
Rita (Stacey Nelkin) in Bullets Over Broadway, 1994: "For me, love is very deep, but sex only has to go a few inches."
Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin) as a carny in The Jerk, 1979: "For one dollar, I'll guess your weight, your height or your sex."
Mitch Robbins (Billy Crystal) in City Slickers, 1991: "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
Patty O'Neill (Maggie McNamara) to Donald Gresham (William Holden) in The Moon is Blue, 1953: "Don't you think it's better for a girl to be preoccupied with sex than occupied?"
Lawrence Paros, The Erotic Tongue, 1984: "Sex is easier said then done."
Anonymous: "Sex in France is a comedy, in England a tragedy, in America a melodrama, in Germany a philosophy, in Italy an opera."
Sir Guy Grand (Peter Sellers) to the Board of Directors in The Magic Christian, 1969: "May I take a page from our late great Rudy the Kip Kipling? Let our Kipling speak: There was a young lady from Exeter / All the young men threw their sex at her / Just to be rude / She lay in-the-nude / While her parrot, a pervert, took pecks at her."
William Thomas/Billy (Gil Bellows) and Dr. Hooper in the TV series Ally McBeal, 1997: - Billy: "Why do therapist always have to talk about sex?" - Dr. Hooper: "What can I say, Freud was a perv."
Ed (George Kennedy) & Frank (Leslie Nielsen) in Naked Gun 2, The Smell of Fear, 1991: - Captain Ed Hocken: "We have an address. Monique de Carlo, two-ten Belckner Street." - Lt. Frank Drebin: "That's the red-light district. I wonder why Savage is hanging out down there?" - Captain Ed Hocken: "Sex, Frank?" - Lt. Frank Drebin: "No, not right now, Ed. We've got work to do."
"Yes! We're disgusting! We're men! We're idiots! It's the law." Elie (Kevin Pollak) to his friend David Crown (Arye Gross) in The Opposite Sex, And How to Live With Them, 1993
"Everyman has sex on the brain like it's some wonder drug, a cure-all for everything, cold, bursitis, arthritis." Molly Thatcher (Lee Remick) in The Wheeler Dealers, 1963.
Dorinda Durston (Holly Hunter) speaking of Ted Baker (Brad Johnson) in Always, 1989: "He's too beautiful. He's too much twisted steel and sex appeal. I can't be with a guy who looks like I won him in a raffle."
Elie (Kevin Pollak) reciting the bachelor''s credo of dating in The Opposite Sex, And How to Live With Them, 1993: "The 3-F's of Dating. One: Film, Two: Food, Three: Fuck."
Amanda Shelton (Sarah Michelle Gellar) and Tom Bartlett (Sean Patrick Flanery) in Simply Irresistible, 1999: - Amanda: "My friend told me this thing about men and sex, they think about it 238 times a day." - Tom: "That's ridiculous, that would be about every 4 minutes..... Yeah, that's about right. - Amanda : "I've been here 20 minutes!"
Catherine (Rita Wilson) and Blanche Munchnick (Madeline Kahn) in Mixed Nuts, 1994: - Catherine: "Phillip is completely true to Susan." - Blanche: "Men aren't true to anything. They will have sex with a tree."
Charles Panati, Sexy Origins and Intimate Things, 1998: "Thanks to photography and film, Americans have created and worshiped more femme icons than all previous centuries combined. Each of our decades has produced several new images. For the most part, men dreamed up these images and named them, and women have worked hard to copy their shapes and costumes. If there is a single attribute that most of these modern images possess, it's "sex appeal" - a relatively new and daring term in English. American men have categorized their women by sexual types and nicknamed them with suggestively playful tags. In centuries past, where a virtue-vice dichotomy prevailed, women came in only two types: good or bad, whores or madonnas, mothers or mistresses."
Iram Katourian (Jack Lemmon) talking to his mistress Irene (Joanna Gleason) about his wife Millie (Talia Shire) in For Richer, For Poorer, 1992: - Irene: "Iram, do you really think that your Money has anything to do with Millie's sex drive?" - Iram: "Oh, absolutely, you've heard the phrase: Power is an aphrodisiac? That applies to marriage especially. See, a poor man has tremendous power over his wife. She needs him, without his support.... Her, the kids..... She humps the hell out of him. The richer a man is the less his wife is depending upon him, the less power he has over her, and the less sexy he becomes to her. It's a law of nature." - Irene: "Horniness equals dependence times poverty squared."
Andrew (Woody Allen) in A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy, 1982: "Sex alleviates tension and love causes it."
Mae West: "Sex is emotion in motion."
Trevor Hale as Cupid, 1998: "Coffee without caffeine is like sex[ without the spanking."
Charles Panati, Sexy Origins and Intimate Things, 1998: "The most popular explanation for the link between fashion and eroticism, and rapid changes in styles, is the sex appeal theory, also known as the theory of shifting erogenous-zones. Proponents of the theory argue that the primary purpose of all womens fashion is the desire to continually re-attract the opposite sex. The driving force behind seasonal changes in styles is to arouse men sated by last seasons "look" to turn-on to a new "look". In todays sexually liberated and sex saturated times, fashion is driven by the seduction principle. With so much sexual imagery in the media, men get sated quickly, and women must work hard to re-seduce them with styles that continually shift the erogenous zone from breasts to bellies to backs to legs to hair to lips. Men, for their part, positively yearn to be re-seduced, over and over again. All of this seduction, says the theory, is to fulfill the biological imperative to continue the species, even if the sexes thwart conception at every chance they get."
Alvy Singer (Woody Allen) to Annie (Diane Keaton) in Annie Hall, 1977: "Don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love."
Off screen Woody Allen also said: "I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic!"
Robert Schimmel guest star on the Rodney Dangerfield comedy special Nothin' Goes Right, 1988: "Some of these guys only like it if they think the girl doesn't like it; it's some sort of weird power trip thing for these guys. It's like anal sex. I think if you really wanted to try that with a girl and she said: "OK, but be really gentle because no one ever did anything like this to me before." You'd get the hard-on of a lifetime. But if she said: "Give me that big dick and drive me around the block." You wouldn't be able to get-it-up if there was Money involved."
Harry Burns (Billy Crystal) to Sally Albright (Meg Ryan) in When Harry Met Sally, 1989: - Sally: "There's this guy...." - Harry: "What does he look like?" - Sally: "I don't know , he's just kind of...faceless." - Harry: "Okay, faceless guy." - Sally: "He rips off my clothes." - Harry: "And?" - Sally: "That's it." - Harry: "That's it? Faceless guy rips off your clothes and that's the sex fantasy you've been having since you were twelve?" - Sally: "Well, sometimes I vary it a little." - Harry: "Which part?" - Sally: "What I'm wearing."
Sophocles, the Greek playwright when asked: "How is your sex life? Are you still able to satisfy a woman?" He replied: "Gladly I am rid of it, as though I had escaped from the clutches of a mad and savage master."
Gore Vidal: "I can understand companionship. I can understand bought sex in the afternoon. I cannot understand the love affair."
K. S. Daly, Sex, An Encyclopedia for the Bewildered, 1995: "Following the first strip-tease performance at the Moulin Rouge in Paris in February 1893, other performances attempted to add some imaginative variety to the proceedings. One of these, La Puce (or The Flea) featured a young woman who, on discovering a flea in her clothing, had no option but to divest."
YES, I'm done..... 
Did you snicker anywhere? I did, and if you didn't, well that's not my fault..... It's, Never my fault..... So there!
In closing: Is this just me, but isn't the Latin, Fac Me... eerily close to our all time favorite, Fuck Me...? Also..... (Baltasar's suggestion) the number 6 in Swedish is spelled sex..... 
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6988 posts 9/25/2007 10:32 pm |
Quoting SoyKofla2:
Congratulations on your 50th!
Thank you, you sexy beast!
The Swedish Ängel
I'm NOT stupid..... I'm BLOND!
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6988 posts 9/25/2007 10:31 pm |
Quoting tigger7740:
I know is a bit late for a cong, but hey am gonna say it ...Congratulations!!...
Thank You SEXY.....
The Swedish Ängel
I'm NOT stupid..... I'm BLOND!
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1621 posts 9/21/2007 11:08 pm |
I know is a bit late for a cong, but hey am gonna say it...Congratulations!!...
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Ich bin heiss, und ich liebe Sex, und stundenlang gefickt zu werden
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24878 posts 9/19/2007 7:13 pm |
Congratulations on your 50th!
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6988 posts 9/18/2007 6:04 pm |
Quoting chichi632007:
There is a little bit of effort in this post but it was well worth it. I really enjoyed it thanks. 
You are Very welcome, and it WAS an effort.....
The Swedish Ängel
I'm NOT stupid..... I'm BLOND!
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6988 posts 9/18/2007 6:03 pm |
Thank you Gigi!
The Swedish Ängel
I'm NOT stupid..... I'm BLOND!
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6988 posts 9/18/2007 6:02 pm |
Tackar så mycket!
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9/16/2007 3:50 pm |
bra
du inverk med mig kvinna
You gotta make yourself see what you want to see
offspring
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31718 posts 9/16/2007 12:19 pm |
Happy 50th post , hun !
~ Bad-Assed Cocksucking Witch ~
 
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1962 posts 9/16/2007 1:33 am |
There is a little bit of effort in this post but it was well worth it. I really enjoyed it thanks.
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6988 posts 9/15/2007 10:39 am |
Quoting meanduis69:
Angel.. wonderful post and congratulations.
Spank you, spank you, spank you!
The Swedish Ängel
I'm NOT stupid..... I'm BLOND!
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6988 posts 9/15/2007 10:37 am |
Quoting nonkatt:
That's my Angel!!!! WTG sass....a topic near and dear to both of our perverted lil horny hearts (do I hear the porn music playing in the background now?....((yes I do!!!!)) Happy 50th...may there be many more to come, in blog-life, and in our reality....thank you again...you know what for.......EVERYTHING!!!!!
Thank you for the test-mo too!!!! Love ya!!!
jam
I'm the one that should thank you, sweetie! Thanks for being in my life..... You always manage to make me smile.....
The Swedish Ängel
I'm NOT stupid..... I'm BLOND!
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6988 posts 9/15/2007 10:36 am |
Quoting LipsSayAll:
Anonymous: "Sex in France is a comedy, in England a tragedy, in America a melodrama, in Germany a philosophy, in Italy an opera."
Sex is simply drama in Greece.......
Happy 50th, baby!
Hmmmmmmmm, a Greek drama, what a "nouvelle" idea.....
Thank you beautiful Cytherea..... Extra Blondie {=} for you!
The Swedish Ängel
I'm NOT stupid..... I'm BLOND!
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6988 posts 9/15/2007 10:34 am |
Quoting salamander768:
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Ohhhh..what an aptly post...Happy 50th Sweetie...A sweet swede...Have you forgotten me ? People come and go...and i believe everything happens for a reason...I know my blog is but a plain and blah one lol. Here's hoping to see many many more 50 posts from you. |
Nope I haven't forgotten you, and your blog is not plain, nor blah.....
I'm just very busy with life. I try to visit a few of my friends every time I'm on here, but it ends up being long between each time.... Sorry, I shall visit you soon!
The Swedish Ängel
I'm NOT stupid..... I'm BLOND!
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6988 posts 9/15/2007 10:31 am |
I aim to please.....
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6988 posts 9/15/2007 10:30 am |
Quoting spunky11961:
Smiled, ear to ear with a shit eatin' grin;D
~jeff
So was I when selecting these..... There are sooooooo many qoutes about sex out there, phew.....
The Swedish Ängel
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6988 posts 9/15/2007 10:28 am |
Quoting _Truman_:
Enjoyed the quotes, hon!
Glad you did, sugar![/B]
The Swedish Ängel
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10918 posts 9/14/2007 10:38 pm |
Angel.. wonderful post and congratulations.
Come along with me on the The Three Hour Tour
 
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180 posts 9/13/2007 5:40 pm |
That's my Angel!!!! WTG sass....a topic near and dear to both of our perverted lil horny hearts (do I hear the porn music playing in the background now?....((yes I do!!!!)) Happy 50th...may there be many more to come, in blog-life, and in our reality....thank you again...you know what for.......EVERYTHING!!!!!
Thank you for the test-mo too!!!! Love ya!!!
jam
Never bow to the dead, my dear. Dance with them, and love them as we all fall together into the long downward spiral….
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14285 posts 9/13/2007 9:25 am |
Anonymous: "Sex in France is a comedy, in England a tragedy, in America a melodrama, in Germany a philosophy, in Italy an opera."
Sex is simply drama in Greece.......
Happy 50th, baby!
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5683 posts 9/12/2007 11:09 pm |
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Ohhhh..what an aptly post...Happy 50th Sweetie...A sweet swede...Have you forgotten me ? People come and go...and i believe everything happens for a reason...I know my blog is but a plain and blah one lol. Here's hoping to see many many more 50 posts from you. |
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235 posts 9/12/2007 10:23 pm |
Very funny!! Thanks for the laugh.
 Live, Laugh, Love
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49183 posts 9/12/2007 6:48 pm |
Smiled, ear to ear with a shit eatin' grin;D
~jeff
~spunky
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6911 posts 9/12/2007 5:04 pm |
Enjoyed the quotes, hon!
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6988 posts 9/12/2007 1:04 pm |
Quoting Baltasar45:
A Swede leaving out how 6 is spelled in Swedish?
(Hint for the rest of you: In Norwegian it is spelled 'seks'.)
It's on there now smartie-pants!
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3444 posts 9/12/2007 10:24 am |
A Swede leaving out how 6 is spelled in Swedish?
(Hint for the rest of you: In Norwegian it is spelled 'seks'.)
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6988 posts 9/12/2007 10:20 am |
Quoting _thalia_1:
i did snicker..rolled my eyes a couple times..but mostly smiled..wtg on 50th *smiles*
Thank you..... It's a long post and it took me a while, but it was fun too!
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5195 posts 9/12/2007 3:23 am |
i did snicker..rolled my eyes a couple times..but mostly smiled..wtg on 50th *smiles*
Sealed With a KISS *
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