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Women can go topless in Arizona; "female breasts," according to the Arizona State Supreme Court, don't constitute "private parts" under state law. Does that mean it's legal for fat chicks to go topless? I guess you gotta take the good with the bad.
In Tibet, many years ago, the law required all women to prostitute themselves. This was seen as a way to gain sexual experience prior to marriage.
It’s a crime in London to have sex on a parked motorcycle.
In Florida, having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal... and it HURTS. Trust me.
Here’s some hot stuff: In Bakersfield California, anyone having intercourse with Satan must use a condom. Read that one again: The Devil's GAY!
In Oblong Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.
In France, art covers a multitude of sins. A French hooker in the 18th Century could avoid punishment if she agreed to join an opera company. No word on if she had to be as funny as Jerry Lewis . . .
The Asiatic Huns punished convicted male and adulterers with castration. Female adulterers were merely cut in two.
There’s actually a law on the books in NewCastle, Wyoming that specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store’s walk-in meat freezer. Now that’s cold . . .
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
The T'ang Dynasty Empress Wu Hu passed a special law concerning oral sex. She felt that a woman pleasuring a man represented the supremacy of the male over the female. Therefore, she insisted all visiting male dignitaries show their respect by pleasuring her orally when meeting. The empress would throw open her robe and her guest would kneel before her and kiss her genitals.
There is, in fact, an Illinois law that prohibits a number of things–one of which is a public erection, another is nude dancing. The prohibition against the public erection has never been challenged in the Supreme Court, but the prohibition against nude dancing has.
It’s illegal in Minnesota for a man to have sex with a live fish (is it OK for a woman?). Also, in the town of Alexandria MN, a man cannot make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, sardines, or onions on his breath. If his wife so requests, the law mandates that he must brush his teeth.
A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts. Take that, slave . . .
Around the time of the Roman Empire, a Germanic tribe called the Teutons would punish anyone caught as a prostitute by suffocating them in excrement.
The vow of a Roman vestal virgin lasted 30 years. If she engaged in sex before then, she was punished by being buried alive.
Here’s an interesting one: in Willowdale Oregon, it’s illegal for a man to curse during sex. Damn -- oops . . .
If you’re a man in Ames Iowa, remember that you’re not allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while having sex with your lady.
The city of Bozeman, Montana has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown -- but only if they're nude.
In 17th century Spain, it was illegal for anyone other than a woman's husband to see her bare feet. A woman could freely expose her breasts, but feet were considered sexual and had to be covered in the presence of men other than her husband.
Here’s a case of being between a rock and a hard place: The Romans would crush a first-time 's gonads between two stones.
In China, women are prohibited from walking around a hotel room in the nude. A woman may be naked only while in the bathroom.
The early Christian church forbade couples from having sex on Wednesdays, Fridays and of course, Sundays.
In Pompeii, a special law was directed at prostitutes. They had to dye their hair either blue, red or yellow in order to be able to work.
In Indiana, mustaches are illegal if the bearer has a "tendency to habitually kiss other humans."
Six thousand years ago, Egyptians, the first to punish sex crimes with castration, would completely castrate a male convicted of . A women found guilty of adultery would find herself without a nose, the idea being that without a nose, it would be harder for her to find someone with which she could share her adulterous ways.
In Cattle Creek Colorado, it’s illegal for any couple, even a man and wife, to have sex while bathing “in any lake, river or stream.”
The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska is required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts.
In Krakow, Poland it's not only a crime to have sex with animals, but three-time offenders are shot in the head.
Up until 1884, a woman could be sent to prison for denying a husband sex. Ah, the good ol’ days . . .
5/4/2005 2:28 pm
wow ,some good ones here,i will read more of them tomorrow bed time here|
5/4/2005 10:48 pm
my favourite is the one about having sex with a porcupine...you wouldn't think they would have to ban that...common sense you would think|
5/5/2005 10:32 am
In Washington State it was aganst the law for a man to have sex with a virgin, even if she was his wife.|
5/7/2005 7:37 pm
If we pass enough bad or goofy laws who will be left to work?|
The porcupine one, ouch! I bet that took a lot of alcohol!