the perfect man/woman  

1playfulgal 39F
7112 posts
9/6/2005 12:22 pm

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the perfect man/woman

if you were creating the perfect man or woman...like a jigsaw taking different partsd from different people and putting them together

Whose face would you choose?

My choice would be Johnny Depp?

Any particular reason...

Something about his face so full of life and character...


rm_erotictoon 47M

9/6/2005 3:23 pm

A jigsaw-piece lover? Hmm...

I'd probably take Jennifer Connelly's head, and... well, her torso... and, okay, her butt doesn't need any improvement... and... hm. Come to think of it, she looks pretty good just like she is.

Okay, let's say we took Phoebe Cates' butt, from when she was in Paradise (that hokey but far sexually-charged superior rip-off of Blue Lagoon), and... OK, yeah, her boobs look pretty good just like they are... and that face of hers... mm, that long, brunette hair, those gorgeous, kissably full lips, and soft, bashful brown eyes... all right, let me start over again.

Anyway, let's say we start off with Denise Richards' butt, the way it looks on the DVD cover of Undercover Brother. Might as well keep her lips, and... yeah, her cheekbones look pretty good, too...and... yeah, who could argue with those knockers of hers.

Sorry, I guess I'm not very good at this game.

I'll try again later; I gotta go find my jar of Vaseline...


rm_Trucker3030 63M
151 posts
9/6/2005 3:40 pm

I've already seen the perfect woman. She goes by the name 1playfulgal. Ain't she gorgeous????


bowbone 42M

9/6/2005 3:49 pm

LOL I see, each day another body part.
Hm, choosing a face is really hard...
I'd choose Sandra Bullocks face, cos she looks nice and cute and sexy at the same time.
I know which ones I'd choose if I'd knew yours...


rm_mtnravyn 60M
890 posts
9/6/2005 6:26 pm

Susan Sarandon - loved her look from Rocky Horror to Shall We Dance to The Banger Sisters.


rm_Falcon7156 59M

9/6/2005 7:00 pm

I would just like to thankyou for placing more great photos of yourself. You have a great arse and a very nice body, i think i will be visiting your blog a whole lot more.


captaindischarge 45M

9/6/2005 7:23 pm

i dont have specific people in mind, but after i backed packed across europe a few years ago, i came to the conclusion that i like the top half of someone from holland and the bottom half from someone from italy, to me that would be a perfect combo...


rm_toto2324 62M
1 post
9/6/2005 8:34 pm

tu de belle fesse


Priapeo 46M

9/7/2005 3:42 am

I'm afraid to choose body parts from different women, lest to create a new Frankenstein's creature. But my favorite face is the one of a not-so-famous and not-so-beautiful american actress, Elisabeth Shue. Yet, I guess this is the result of her touching role in "Leaving Las Vegas"

Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level then beats you with experience


emmapeal 42F
39 posts
9/7/2005 4:42 am

I'm with you Johnny depp is GORGEOUS!!


spikeryder 49M

9/7/2005 5:21 am

Face would have to be either Audry Hepburn, Ingrid Bergman or her Daughter Isabella Rossalini.


sweetest_sin_05 37M/37F

9/7/2005 5:58 am

I would choose Tony Graffanino from the Red Sox lol... and I wouldn't put his face on a different body... I like him just the way he is. He's so hot I wouldn't care if he had a gross birth mark in a really weird spot, or a carpet of hair under his team uniform... there is something about his face that is so magically delicious that would erase any imperfections he may have.


smackyman 46M
3845 posts
9/7/2005 3:42 pm

Let's see...how about we start with you bum and work from there? *grin*


Greenguy96 43M

9/7/2005 5:15 pm

if I had to pick a face, it would be Holly Berry.


rm_YGB_fran 33F
1434 posts
9/7/2005 6:42 pm

Let's see if I were making my own "Frankenstein Groom & Bride" lol

I would choose Johnny Depp or Orlando Bloom for the head (must be the pirate thing) and attach it to a Vin Diesal body. I don't want his head though.

For the woman, I would choose Christina Ricci (she's so cute) and mix her with a Nicole Kidman (legs). Throw in some of a certain blogger and wow!

YGB_fran muuaah muuaah


Luvwetcunt1000 48M
1258 posts
9/8/2005 12:05 am

I agree with trucker3030 & smackyman. Your bum would be a good place to start. Oh! If I could get my hands on that ... never mind.
Anybody got soap?


sleeplessknight1 68M

9/8/2005 4:26 am

Always liked Julia Roberts... but think she is taken already... and in any case I am too old....


abdoullah5 40M

9/8/2005 5:01 am

salut qlles belles fesses j'adore cette position mais est ce q tu peux enfoncer ma grosse queue au complet ds ta belle chatte ou ds ton cul delicieux . tu as une taille excellente j'adore biz


rm_enash1960 56M
1 post
9/8/2005 7:26 pm

you are sexey i wish i can have sex with you and kiss you


1playfulgal 39F
1828 posts
9/8/2005 11:32 pm

erotictoon

nope...sorry but you aren't very good at this game...

thats ok though...you gave me a good laugh

and that is the most important thing...right?

kisses babe


1playfulgal 39F
1828 posts
9/8/2005 11:35 pm

Trucker3030

between you and

bowbone

i am gonna get an inflated ego here...I look forward to reading your comments everyday...

you guys can always manage to put a smile on my face...granted that isn't very hard to do...but it is still much appreciated anyway...

luv yah...


1playfulgal 39F
1828 posts
9/8/2005 11:39 pm

Akadafa

thanks babe...

mtnravyn

great choice...

Falcon7156

I am glad you are enjoying what you are seeing...and reading...


1playfulgal 39F
1828 posts
9/8/2005 11:42 pm

captaindischarge

i'm half way there...got the italian ass...or is it hungarian...i dunno...

Priapeo

I have loved her since that old movie Adventures in Babysitting...with keith coogan...awesome choice...

emmapeal

great minds think alike eh?


1playfulgal 39F
1828 posts
9/8/2005 11:44 pm

spikeryder

not very good at choosing eh?...lol...Isabella Rossalini...i agree with you there...beautiful

sweetest_sin_05

Not being a sports fan...i have no idea who you are talking about...but i have also felt that way about someone...so i can see where you are coming from on that...

blog on


1playfulgal 39F
1828 posts
9/8/2005 11:47 pm

smackyman

if only we lived on the same side of the country...

life would be much more interesting...

Greenguy96

Ahh...halle berry...thought someone might choose her...Catwoman...very sexy lady...


1playfulgal 39F
1828 posts
9/8/2005 11:50 pm

YGB_fran

you think so much like me it is frightening...Vin Diesel...damn sexy body...I agree about the face though...did you see The Pacifier...

and Christina Ricci...I have adored her since the first Addam's family...

luv yah babe...

Luvwetcunt1000

thanks babe...

you rock


1playfulgal 39F
1828 posts
9/8/2005 11:51 pm

sleeplessknight1

this is just for pretend obviously...I love Julia Roberts...another great choice...she is gorgeous and real...hard to come by in Hollywood...

enash1960


rm_luvdoc80917 37M

9/9/2005 12:04 pm

hey babygurl, if choose some one. it have to be j-lo with your body, so i can stretch out that cat with my 9'in and 7'in thick


FishyCheepPurrs 37M
1 post
9/9/2005 1:22 pm

nice arse hunny!


rm_YGB_fran 33F
1434 posts
9/9/2005 8:49 pm

lol I really liked the Pacifier, a very cute movie and he looked great without his shirt! I loved it when they said he had boobs. Christina Ricci has been my favourite for so long now. She's just unique and stands out from the stereotypical actresses.

YGB_fran muuaah muuaah


mustang65695 58M
54 posts
9/9/2005 9:16 pm

Salma Heyek or Cathrine Zeta Jones!


mykel1981 35M
1 post
9/10/2005 8:10 am

hi


Gippersloan4321 51M

9/11/2005 7:11 pm

Instead of creating someone new, can I just have you?

Darren


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