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1playfulgal 39F
7112 posts
6/24/2005 11:48 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

sex

There are so many names we use in for sex...most of the time they are pretty standard but there has been atleast once when i wasn't too sure if that was what the person was talking about...

The first time someone called sex the horizontal mambo it took me about 5 minutes to figure out exactly what was meant by that...

There are the typical ones like screw, fuck, hump, sleep together i never really did understand that one though there is no sleeping involved

Some stranger ones that i have heard...

Hide the Salami sounds oh so appetizing doesn't it
The bump and grind don't know about you but there isn't a whole lot of grinding going on when i have sex and i think if there is you are doing it wrong
The horizontal dance of love um could we be a little less corny

Got any others...that I haven't listed?


rm_FeMailBiagra 38F
6 posts
6/25/2005 1:26 am

Cum-Lick? FruitLoops? A Taste of Honey? Eat Me Raw? Ass-Lick?


rm_Trucker3030 63M
151 posts
6/25/2005 1:35 am

How about "horizontal aerobics"? Or "riding the rod"?


rm_dracco64 52M
34 posts
6/25/2005 2:25 am

Hey there playful ... hope all is well and if I had the opportunity I would love to lay you down and spend a few hours getting to know you better inside and out.

That may actually fit better with your earlier post about cheesy pickup lines.


rm_dracco64 52M
34 posts
6/25/2005 2:27 am

Oh hey ... I didn't think about this one until I closed a window and saw you reaching out for me drawing me into your beautiful breasts ... if I told you that you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? (credit to the Bellamy Brothers)


mock2004 43M
1 post
6/25/2005 2:58 am

good


rm_monkeyman_74 42M
7 posts
6/25/2005 2:58 am

love 2 talk 2 u
e-mail me at ....
AdultFriendFinder


wantsumfun1949 67M
1 post
6/25/2005 3:18 am

How about gusher plugger for those who are gushers?


TiberLucidSputa 48M
2 posts
6/25/2005 3:39 am

Grinding is fore play while dancing or it could be actually doing a helicopter??

Actually..i like DIve Dive Dive..lolz.


KentGent95 54M
13 posts
6/25/2005 4:21 am

Sure - bonking and shagging come to mind. Doing the dirty...

My mind's gone blank now. There must be loads more.


hourglasses 47F

6/25/2005 5:18 am

I think my least favorite is 'bumping uglies'


hunter937 63M

6/25/2005 9:48 am

The old in-out in-out. (From the movie A Clockwork Orange)


ToonTownJuggalo 47M

6/25/2005 1:06 pm

I like to simply call it The Hokey Pokey, or Riding the Hobby Horse.


pusskins2000 40F

6/25/2005 1:42 pm

You guys like anything with a skirt on? as long as you can see up it! LOL


ATLSmiley 52M

6/25/2005 3:32 pm

'Making the beast with 2 backs' is the strangest one I ever heard.


BluffGaussCerci 34M
8 posts
6/25/2005 7:27 pm

Throwing ass at eachother, getting freaky, tapping that ass, railing, nailing


SUNnEstatic42 62M
1 post
6/25/2005 10:01 pm

bumpin ugly,s


1playfulgal 39F
1828 posts
6/27/2005 9:23 am

hourglasses i would have to agree with you there...bumpin uglies...interesting to find out where that came from...

hunter937 hmmm...don't think i ever did see that movie...


1playfulgal 39F
1828 posts
6/27/2005 9:25 am

ToonTownJuggalo the hokey pokey...i like that one...

ATLSmiley that makes no sense...did you ever ask the person who said that what it means...


1playfulgal 39F
1828 posts
6/27/2005 9:27 am

Peteforsex2 huh...throwing ass at each other...does that make sense to anyone else?

mzhunyhole mmm...that is another good one...


rm_Trucker3030 63M
151 posts
6/28/2005 3:33 pm

I think mzhuny would be an ideal partner for matress dancing!


rm_Trucker3030 63M
151 posts
6/29/2005 1:40 pm

I forgot to mention "standing in the gap", "fighting the bear", and "a poke in the whiskers."


rm_meatn3 52M

6/30/2005 11:15 am

wow...it's like i'm 18 again. uh, let's see. we called it going on a "baloney pony ride". closing the deal. secret handshake. dip the wick. whet your whistle. playing a tune on the slide handbone. found a monkey for the organ grinder. pushing the parsley to the side. playing a solo on the meatwhistle (BJ). going on a clam dig. shining the diamond. cleaning the oven. pickle tickle. well, i gotta stop there. ha. i wanna do all of them with you, 1playfulgal, outdoors, with cameras and people watching. there. what would we call that?


1playfulgal 39F
1828 posts
6/30/2005 11:34 pm

Trucker3030 interesting this list is getting huge...i should publish a humorous book about such things...with a special thanks to all those in blogland...

kisses


1playfulgal 39F
1828 posts
6/30/2005 11:36 pm

meatn3 I could think of a lot of things to do with that sweet cock of yours...

How about we call it an al fresco peep show...

kisses


hardtoland 29M
51 posts
7/8/2005 1:30 pm

"sink the sub"

from Ms. Doubtfire


rm_Trucker3030 63M
151 posts
7/8/2005 4:22 pm

How about, "dipping the wick."


1playfulgal 39F
1828 posts
7/10/2005 11:08 pm

hardtoland

how could i have forgotten that one...i loved that movie...

Trucker3030

hmm...aren't wicks usually pretty soft?...lol


rm_Trucker3030 63M
151 posts
8/5/2005 3:12 pm

Not MY wick! lol. In fact, all this has my wick hard enough to play baseball with. Wanna see???? lol.


1playfulgal 39F
1828 posts
8/8/2005 11:22 pm

Trucker3030

mmm...i'd love to...if only you lived closer...

kisses


rm_Trucker3030 63M
151 posts
8/9/2005 4:10 pm

Wish I lived closer. It would be fantastic to worship your body, and see just how many erogenous zones I could find on that sweet, sexy body.


1playfulgal 39F
1828 posts
9/7/2005 10:23 pm

Trucker3030

mmm that would take years to find them alll...

I still find new ones with different partners...

kisses babe...


rm_Trucker3030 63M
151 posts
9/8/2005 6:51 pm

I'd spend years searching for all of them. In fact, I'd love to kiss that body from head to toe. Would you let me??


lickme69plus3 35M
2 posts
4/6/2006 5:06 pm

i think you are so hott. do you sell photos of your self?


lickme69plus3 35M
2 posts
4/6/2006 5:09 pm

Ithink you are so beutiful ,you really are a goddess,i want fuck you so hard and thats just from seeing your pic, imajine if i saw you face to face, i think i would like to masterbate while you watch me.


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