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1playfulgal 39F
7112 posts
6/24/2005 11:39 pm

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masturbation

It always amazes me how many words we have for masturbation...I guess the reason we have so many secret(?) names for it is that in the society we live in it is still considered a bit taboo...Although it is definitley getting more acceptable than in the past...

Some of my favourites are

Go give myself a full body workout
Hide the carrot, sausage...insert fav. item
cum upstairs
I have to go sneeze... used by a friend who described orgasm as a full body sneeze ...
Whet my appetite
Go to cloud nine

Charge the powerdrill
Wind the sundial
Charge my batteries... used by a friend who named his cock the energizer bunny ...
Spank the monkey
Whack off
Jerk off
Do my chores
Do my homework... used by every boy i knew in highschool ...
Wank off

any that you use...

I was making a list but i seem to have misplaced it and these are all i can remember right now...I'll make a full list after i find it...


rm_Trucker3030 63M
151 posts
6/25/2005 1:37 am

Don't forget "pounding the pud". And there's "take matters in hand." If I can remember any more, I'll post.


rm_monkeyman_74 42M
7 posts
6/25/2005 2:59 am

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rm_lovegiver25 36M

6/25/2005 11:45 am

"Polish the boat" has been used alot, and one I always thought was cleaver is "Taming the one eyed monster"


ToonTownJuggalo 47M

6/25/2005 1:07 pm

If I have a few minutes to spare, I like to "rip one out".


rm_XXXPhotog2 64M
1 post
6/25/2005 6:53 pm

This must be a southern one: "Choking the Chicken"


RivahRatt 57M

6/25/2005 7:18 pm

For the ladies I've heard:
Beat the Beaver, Polishing the Pearl, Carpet Bumping, Checking for Squirrels, , Cleaning your Fingers, Pussy Soccer, Jillin' Off, Spearing the Bearded Clam, vibrate the vag, slip 'n' slide, soap it up, , pet the kitty, stroke the cat, powder your nose, tickle your fancy, self-service, finger-bang.

AS for the fella's, I've heard/used the ones listed in earlier posts, and Crank the Shank, Cuff the Carrot, Five Knuckle Olympics, Grease the Pipe, Jerk Off, One Man Tug-O-War, Play the Organ, Polish the Rocket, Pound Off, beat the meat, stroke it, stroke, stroke off, choke your chicken, wax the dolphin, choke the bishop, wax the rod, change gears, walk the dog, onanism, pocket pool (through the clothing), play the upright organ, bleed the serpent, pull the peter, plug the mellon, polish the purple helmet, tickling the turkey, polish the wand, Chisel The Carrot, and my favorite:Take matters into hand.

Can't tell I do it much, huh?


BluffGaussCerci 34M
8 posts
6/25/2005 7:21 pm

How about rubbing one off, floggin the dolphin, whippin the ole dripper, riding the great white knuckler, slappin the clown, having a menage a' moi. Thos are some of my personal favorites


RivahRatt 57M

6/25/2005 9:48 pm

menage a' moi! Good one, Peteforsex2 !


1playfulgal 39F
1828 posts
6/26/2005 6:51 pm

Trucker3030 those are a bit strange...not ones that i've heard...

lovegiver25 taming the one eyed monster...i like that one...


1playfulgal 39F
1828 posts
6/26/2005 6:53 pm

ToonTownJuggalo rip one out...doesn't make any sense to me...guess you have to be a guy...

XXXPhotog2 yeah you southerners are a bit...how shall i put this delicatley...loopy...


1playfulgal 39F
1828 posts
6/26/2005 6:55 pm

RivahRatt sounds like you put a little too much time into it and not enough having sex...

Peteforsex2 whippin the ole dripper...very funny...you win for menage a moi...best one yet...


newportstud4 39M
4 posts
6/26/2005 8:12 pm

My personal favorite for females....

"stirrin' the skunk guts"


1playfulgal 39F
1828 posts
6/26/2005 11:54 pm

newportstud4 man i'd hate to hear your least favourite...thats a bit nasty...


danteszippo 52M
3882 posts
6/27/2005 2:07 am

let your fingers do the walking...playing with the little man in the boat...


BluffGaussCerci 34M
8 posts
6/27/2005 10:05 am

Jerkin' the girken, hand to gland combat, having a pickup game of 5 on 1, playing with rosey palms and her five sisters, Bleeding the pipes, purging the system, and thats I I got for now.


getnbize111 56M

6/27/2005 10:25 am

Here's one for ya, beat the snot out of baldy!!


1playfulgal 39F
1828 posts
6/27/2005 9:43 pm

danteszippo playing with the little man in the boat...thats my favourite on...

Peteforsex2 playing with rosey palms and her five sisters...very creative...i like it...


danteszippo 52M
3882 posts
6/28/2005 3:51 am

and its fun to be there when that little bald headed man's boat gets flooded....he seems ticklish cuz he stands up and gets so hotheaded sometimes.


1playfulgal 39F
1828 posts
6/28/2005 8:38 am

danteszippo very cute...thanks for the laugh this morning...


rm_Trucker3030 63M
151 posts
6/28/2005 2:06 pm

Hey, Playful. Those are pretty common in the hills of E. TN. Kinda like giving a regional flavor to the English language.


1playfulgal 39F
1828 posts
6/28/2005 9:34 pm

Trucker3030 interesting how much sayings and words change from place to place...thats why i like hearing from people from other parts of the world...gives a different perspective on things...


rm_Trucker3030 63M
151 posts
6/29/2005 1:41 pm

How about "chewing the bone"? Or "eating the fur burger"?


1playfulgal 39F
1828 posts
6/30/2005 11:31 pm

Trucker3030 not quite ones for masturbation...but they are very clever...fur burger doesn't happen as much anymore with the amount of people shaving now eh?


rm_Trucker3030 63M
151 posts
7/8/2005 4:23 pm

Love the shaved ones,
but alittle bit of down,
never has stopped me,
from going on down!


rm_Trc59 57M
2 posts
7/11/2005 6:18 pm

Of course there is .. lopein the mule


1playfulgal 39F
1828 posts
7/30/2005 9:34 am

Trucker3030

good to hear...cause its a pain in the ass having to shave all the time...

Trc59

huh? does that make sense to anyone?


1playfulgal 39F
1828 posts
7/30/2005 9:36 am

ike401

You never run out of stories do you...are you a mympho...lol...or just really horny...

kisses


rm_Trucker3030 63M
151 posts
8/5/2005 3:16 pm

Playful, it doesn't matter if you're shaved, trimmed, or full bush, you are still a beautiful goddess. Stunningly beautiful.


1playfulgal 39F
1828 posts
8/8/2005 11:19 pm

Trucker3030

Better watch it or my ego is gonna get big...

Thanks for putting a smile on my face...


rm_Trucker3030 63M
151 posts
8/9/2005 4:13 pm

Honey, when I read your blog, and see that body, I have something that gets big, and it sure ain't ego! Would love to see that smile, too.


1playfulgal 39F
1828 posts
9/7/2005 10:20 pm

Trucker3030

kisses for the compliment...

hugs for being you...


rm_Trucker3030 63M
151 posts
9/8/2005 8:10 pm

I can only imagine how sweet the hugs and kisses would be. Hope they'd lead to something more!


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