Pick up lines  

1playfulgal 39F
7112 posts
6/23/2005 11:24 pm

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Pick up lines

As we all know...or should all know at this point in our lives...pick up lines are useless...especially the classic cheesy ones...

The worst one that were actually used on me

Can i borrow a quarter my mom told me to call her when i met the woman of my dreams.

It must have hurt...when you fell from heaven.

Can i buy you breakfast.

Nice dress it would look really good on the floor by my bed.

Some of the worst ones i've heard of

Your feet must be tired, cause you've been running through my head all day.

Nice shoes lets have sex.

Your place or mine.

Are there any that you have heard of that aren't on my list? Any stories about pickup lines gone bad?

plzingUwhenever 67M

6/24/2005 12:16 am

let me buy you a fuck, would you like to beer

shebaby23 54F
29 posts
6/24/2005 3:05 am

"Did you wash those pants' in Windex???"....cause I can see myself gettin' into them tonite... yeah...that was a real line'...a guy' actually' said too me...I laugh'd..so hard..guess I hurt his feelin's...but, dayummmmm...then a variation on your shoes' one...but, the one' I got..was..."Nice Shoes'...Wanna Fuck?"...hey..I was barefoot at the time...lol...gawd...if I can remember this one..right...lets' see..something about...if your right leg is christmas...n' your left one is easter...can I cummm over between the holidays'...I don't know exactly' was long time ago...anyhows'...strange one...lol....shebaby'

rm_anzac4 54M
1 post
6/24/2005 6:22 am

How's this for a line... "I hear you've lost your virginity, so can I have the box that it came in?" I've never had the balls to use it though.

jimxxx1971 47M

6/24/2005 8:00 am

hey baby, your ass is HOT! mind if i warm up my bologna pony in there? ok i just made that up.

ok, how about this one: Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.

arribaarriba69 51M

6/24/2005 11:00 am

Watching you is like watching the sun rise with the morning dew, but there is one difference - you're better.

arribaarriba69 51M

6/24/2005 11:00 am

If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.

Igorcallmeegor 51M

6/24/2005 12:07 pm

how about "nice chest, mind opening it up?"

infdrlsgt 38M

6/24/2005 4:47 pm

My mom just called and said you could stay over, what I've got bunk beds!!

rm_the_taker 44M
60 posts
6/24/2005 4:56 pm

One time I was chatting up a girl at the club, the name part went fine, then during a lul I said, "So, tell me something interesting about yourself..."
She said, "I'm gay." Then she slammed her drink and disappeared.
I laughed my ass off, just the speed of her comeback...

slamminscott 46M

6/24/2005 5:57 pm

I had one used on me....pretty successful too!

"I like to consider myself a Nympho. Would you like to go back to my place?"

lustmirror 63M
2897 posts
6/24/2005 7:15 pm

"hi...I'm incredibly wealthy...(confident smile )...
Les Nesman
Radio station WKRP
winner of the Golden Sow award
citizen and denizen
of the tape bordered wonderland

1playfulgal 39F
1828 posts
6/24/2005 11:04 pm

shebaby23 those are great...can't believe people still use those cheesy lines...

lonelyguy20023 i wouldn't give up all together if i were you... just get some better material...

1playfulgal 39F
1828 posts
6/24/2005 11:06 pm

anzac4 OMG i laughed my ass off reading that one...absolutley priceless...

jimxxx1971 don't tell me u actually used the masturbation one...

1playfulgal 39F
1828 posts
6/24/2005 11:08 pm

arribaarriba69 wow i think those are the corniest ones i have ever heard...

infdrlsgt strange one...very strange...

1playfulgal 39F
1828 posts
6/24/2005 11:10 pm

Igorcallmeegor another great one...man i thought i'd heard most of them but i guess not...

the_taker so do you think she was really gay or just blowing you off...

1playfulgal 39F
1828 posts
6/24/2005 11:12 pm

slamminscott interesting a woman using one...first i've heard of...

bullman4U just about fell of my chair reading those...that last one just killed me...very clever...

ToonTownJuggalo 47M

6/25/2005 1:12 pm

One that I've always liked, but never used was one that I got from Beavis & Butthead. "If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? Please?" Quite clever, I think. Or another favourite of mine is this one. You ask a chick if she wants to go out some time, and if she says No, you simply reply, "Oh apparently beggars CAN be choosers."

BluffGaussCerci 34M
8 posts
6/25/2005 7:24 pm

"The word of the day is leggs. how bout we go back to my place and spread the word." "Would you like ot go to my place for pizza and sex? (after getting a rude slap) Oh, you dont like Pizza?" "I lost my phone number, can i have yours?"

RivahRatt 57M

6/25/2005 7:27 pm

My face is leaving at midnight, be on it.

Oh, and one I actually witnessed being used . Guy offers to buy woman drink, she says, politely "no, thank you." His very next words were "Well then, I guess a blow job is out of the question?"

She then laughed so hard her drink shot outta her nose, and they eventually left together. Go figure! I would have gotten slapped, or worse. for sure.

rm_lvgdsx 69M/63F
1 post
6/26/2005 6:58 am

These are not mine but some that I have read on the internet.

Nice Leggs...When do they open?

Hey baby, you want to play army? I will lay down and you can blow the hell out of me....

"How about tonight we go out in my Limo to buy you a fur coat, we jump into my private jet and fly to my estate in the Caribbean, run hand in hand in the moonlight through the gentle surf, and then fall into each other's arms in the sand where I will anally fist fuck you until we see the beautiful sunrise?"

look her straight in the eye, look down at your own crotch, look deeply into her eyes again and say 'Well? It's not gonna suck itself'

You don't sweat much for a fat girl

Ike16948 68M
3 posts
6/26/2005 9:31 am

I've seen it work, and I'm not italian.

Got al little italian in you? No, would you llike some?

MrNuttz05 49M

6/26/2005 2:09 pm

"Your dad must be a thief, because he stole the stars & put them in his baby girls eyes!" A friend of mine used that one @ a club one night. He got stranded there, even I WOULD NOT TAKE HIM HOME!
There is more, but I think that this posting is making the male species look bad enough......

1playfulgal 39F
1828 posts
6/26/2005 11:42 pm

ToonTownJuggalo that was a little katty for a man wasn't it...

Peteforsex2 word of the day...very cute...i like that one...

1playfulgal 39F
1828 posts
6/26/2005 11:45 pm

RivahRatt interesting who woulda thought...aren't women confusing...i mean hell i don't even understand myself most of the time...

lvgdsx my those are horrible and hilarious all at the same time...

1playfulgal 39F
1828 posts
6/26/2005 11:48 pm

Ike16948 that one works with any nationality doesn't it...so far i've had japanese and indian used on me...

MrNuttz05 that is pretty atrocious, that one...glad to hear it wasn't you saying it...

1playfulgal 39F
1828 posts
6/26/2005 11:53 pm

I had a favourite pickup line that i used in my youth...I would go walking past someone then as i was about to pass them i would do a double take and look at them. Then say a first and last name. "Is that you? its been years." Ofcourse they would say no...because ofcourse i had just made up the name...but by then you would already be in conversation with them...

I also found that by using a first and last name that it somehow sounded more real...i dunno seemed to work...

CWhite27 30M
1 post
6/27/2005 4:44 am

I once used the line "I lost my teddy bear can i sleep with you?" but the girl was drunk and didn't really care, so we just started fucking.

GleesFlakyShawl 50M
1620 posts
6/27/2005 10:57 am

playful, i guess whatever u say, its always a winner.....

geosimpa 47M
2 posts
6/27/2005 7:19 pm

Do you know the difference between a blow job and a bolgna sandwich?
If they say "no"
Would you like to go to lunch tomorrow

1playfulgal 39F
1828 posts
6/27/2005 9:52 pm

CWhite27 that os just too damn cute...i might have fallen for that one drunk or not...

dz2502 i'll take that as a compliment...thanks

1playfulgal 39F
1828 posts
6/27/2005 9:53 pm

geosimpa mmm...i like that one...some very creative people on here...

1playfulgal 39F
1828 posts
7/4/2005 11:49 pm


...definitley would not work on me...well maybe if you tried it and were wearing a cute devilish smile on your face at the time...


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