One liners  

1playfulgal 39F
7112 posts
5/2/2005 7:52 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

One liners

Good ones to use at work...well if yah wanna get fired any way...

This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
Do I look like a fricking people person?
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
What ever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
I am doing my best to imagine you with a personality.
How do I set a laser printer to stun?

rm_bluegenes51 56M
245 posts
5/2/2005 10:23 am

I do not want to have a personality conflict with you... it would be light fighting an unarmed man...

rm_stubby4fun 46M
55 posts
5/3/2005 10:14 am

Haha, not only are you very sexy, you're also very funny.

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