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Stinging one liners to use on those men you just can't get rid of..
I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
A hard-on does not count as personal growth.
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
If I want to hear the patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat.
See no evil, hear no evil, and date no evil.
Okay, okay I take it back. Un-Fuck you!
Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
It's not the size that counts, it's the, umm, actually it is the size.