Never buy your wife and mistress the same present  

1playfulgal 39F
7112 posts
6/4/2005 11:58 pm

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Never buy your wife and mistress the same present

Tuesday 8th March 2005

A Romanian man lost his wife and mistress in one night after buying both a personalised gold necklace and mixing up the gifts.

Petru Cioaba, from Focsany, bought identical necklaces for his wife and his mistress and had their initials and a personal message engraved onto each one.

But he mixed up the necklaces, and after he left his wife the necklace one morning as a surprise present for her and went to work, he got a message from a lawyer saying she was filing for divorce.

zenyen 65M

6/6/2005 6:04 am

You gotta be careful not to fuck up when you're fucking around

keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
6/6/2005 1:52 pm

In the end, cheating spouses are usually found out.

EroticallyRapt 55M
336 posts
6/7/2005 2:06 am

This is why deception is the wrong way to go....especially in matters of a sexual nature.


rm_zback916 46M
3 posts
7/8/2005 2:36 pm

"Stupid is"
"Stupid does"
hope that sums it up.

What tangeled web we weave,
when we seek to deceive.

1playfulgal 39F
1828 posts
7/10/2005 8:47 pm


how true

rm_jayceehood 38M
4 posts
9/25/2005 8:07 am

you rock!!!!

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