A joke: Computer Doctor  

1playfulgal 39F
7112 posts
7/29/2005 11:49 pm

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A joke: Computer Doctor

A man went to the doctor because his elbow was paining him...when he showed up at the office the doctor told him that they had a new computer which by analysing urine could make a diagnosis and suggest possible cures...

The man had his doubts but dutifully peed in the cup anyway...The doctor placed the cup of urine inside the machine...and almost immediatley a piece of paper printed out...

The doctor looked it over and said..."says here you have a sore shoulder."

"There is something wrong with your damn computer i came here for a sore elbow..."

"Why don't you come back next week and i'll get it fixed..."

The morning of the man's appointment he took the cup the doctor had given him and peed in it...then went to his daughter and asked her to pee in it...next his son...then on the way to the doctor's office he stopped by the side of the road and jacked off in ther cup...then he took the dipstick from his car to add some oil...

When he handed the sample to the doctor he looked at it skeptically then placed the cup in the computer...A piece of paper printed out...the doctor looked at it with a very confused expression...

"Well...well...what does it say...?" the man said impatiently...

"Well it says here...your daughter is pregnant...your son has aids...your car needs an oil change and if you'd stop jerking off so much your shoulder wouldn't be sore...

spikeryder 49M

7/30/2005 2:15 am

Like it very good!! heres one by friend told me..she has a collection of diry jokes but i can never remember them...

When a woman is aroused her nipples go hard and her pussy quivers.. what does her arsehole do?

who cares? he's in the pub!

joey0845 71M

7/30/2005 8:19 am

Good joke!!!! Keep them coming. People always need a good laugh.
Love your photo.

1playfulgal 39F
1828 posts
7/30/2005 10:51 am


thanks...that is a funny joke...i'll have to remember that one...one of my friends and i are always trading dirty jokes...


1playfulgal 39F
1828 posts
7/30/2005 10:52 am


glad you liked it...i will put more joke posts upin the future...thanks for your opinion...

ciao babe

CuteAZguy27 39M
1545 posts
7/30/2005 6:33 pm

I never heard that one before, that one was actually really good-thanx for sharing !


1playfulgal 39F
1828 posts
7/30/2005 11:06 pm


I'm glad you enjoyed it...it is an old one that i heard in highschool from a friend...i've always loved it and its stuck with me through the years...

alice593 71M

7/30/2005 11:12 pm

That was a really cool joke. Guess the joke was on the guy. The computer got everything right, but still said his shoulder and not his elbow. lol

westmibiboy21 33M
4 posts
8/2/2005 3:29 pm

Funny. I will tell it at my next gathering

1playfulgal 39F
1828 posts
9/10/2005 11:10 pm

alice593 and westmibiboy21

glad you guys enjoyed it...


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