A couple of jokes for yah  

1playfulgal 39F
7112 posts
8/4/2005 10:28 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

A couple of jokes for yah


What is similar between a rubics cube and a penis?

the longer you play with it the harder it gets...

Why are women so bad at math...

{hold up your fingers 4 inches apart}All their lives they've been told this is 7 inches...

What is the difference between trash and brunettes?

The trash gets taken out once a week...

OK i'm an equal opportunist so i'll throw a blond joke in too...

A Blond decided to go to a movie and when she got there the sign said "Under 17 not permitted." So she went home and got 16 friends...

mrobedient 52M

8/5/2005 12:39 am

I'm not myself tonight, Iwent to flash 2 women and one said to the other
he has 2 innies, 15 minutes later I flashed a dozen women in the styling
salon, they all smiled and one said nice dimple!


dragonman1954 63M
10 posts
8/5/2005 5:23 am

Very good jokes.


crankyourwagon 45M

8/5/2005 5:35 am

I like the trash one the best


spikeryder 49M

8/5/2005 7:51 am

Why is a clitoris like a cell phone?
Because every cunt has got one!


rm_NEgurl1 32M

8/5/2005 12:07 pm

So there's this British guy, he's starting a mining company. He hires an Asian, an Irish, and an American. He tells the Irish guy to get some alcohol, the American to find laborers, and the Asian to get him a supply cargo. He leaves, and comes back a couple hours later. He sees plenty of drunk workers, but no supplies. So he's walking away, pissed off at the world, when the Asian guy jumps out from behind a tree and shouts SUPPLIES!


1playfulgal 39F
1828 posts
8/5/2005 11:55 pm

mrobedient

hmmm...

dragonman1954

thanks check back for more...i have a ton of them...


1playfulgal 39F
1828 posts
8/5/2005 11:56 pm

crankyourwagon

I like it too...dunno why...i am a brunette after all but...who can we laugh at if not ourselves...

waggypolly


1playfulgal 39F
1828 posts
8/5/2005 11:58 pm

spikeryder

it took me three reads to figure that one out...i think i need to go to bed...

NEgurl1

great one...thanks for the laugh...

kisses


spikeryder 49M

8/6/2005 6:45 am

Can i come too?


rm_there4u_ok 56M
11 posts
8/9/2005 2:00 am

Why do women rub their eyes first thing in the morning.
They don't have balls to scratch.

A Scotsman said to his wife 'get your coat on, the pubs open' his wife replied 'Oh great are you taking me out then?' 'no' he replied 'I am going to the pub, but I am going to switch the heating off before I go'

How do you drown a blonde, place a mirror shiny side up, at the bottom of the deep end in a swimming pool.


rm_there4u_ok 56M
11 posts
8/10/2005 5:05 am

Here are another couple of jokes I heard last night hope you like them and they give you a big laugh.

Robbie Williams, Kylie Minogue, and Will Young have been out for a night on the tonw. As they are walking down the nightclub steps Kylie slips and staggers down the steps ending up bent over with her head stuck through the railings. Robbie not missing a trick, lifts her skirt moves her thong aside and gives her a good seeing too. He then turns to Will and says 'your turn'. Will bursts into floods of tears so Robbie asks him what's wrong. Will says 'my head won't fit through the railings'lol...

4 women are sitting talking about their sons. The first says, my son is a Priest, when he enters a room everyone says 'father'. The second says, my son is a Bishop when he enters a room everone says 'your Grace'. The third says my son is a Cardinal and when he enters a room everyone says 'your Worship'. The fourth woman sits quietly for a while but as the rest are looking at her she says, my son is 6'2", has a great well tanned body and he is a stripper, when he walks into a room everyones says ' my God'. lol....

Hope that put a smile on everyones faces. Sorry if I offended anyone, but it is only humour..


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