10 Words That Don't Exist, But Should:  

1playfulgal 39F
7112 posts
5/28/2005 10:45 pm

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10 Words That Don't Exist, But Should:


1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks' trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathroom faucet on and off with your toes.

2. CARPERPETUATION (kar' pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.

3. DISCONFECT (dis kon fekt') v. To sterilize the piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow 'remove' all the germs.

4. ELBONICS (el bon' iks) n. The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater (airplane).

5. FRUST (frust) n. The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keep backing a person across the room until he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.

6. LACTOMANGULATION (lak' to man guy lay' shun) n. Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the 'illegal' side.

7. PEPPIER (pehp ee ay') n. The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want ground pepper.

8 PHONESIA (fo nee' zhuh) n. The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.

9. PUPKUS (pup'kus) n. The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it.

10.TELECRASTINATION (tel e kras tin ay' shun) n. The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.

EroticallyRapt 55M
336 posts
5/29/2005 5:51 pm

So, that's what you call those things! Here's another one:

MUSICOSIS (myoo zhi ko sis) n. The continual repetition of a particular song, chorus, or jingle in your head.

ER


daighi 49M
1449 posts
5/29/2005 11:49 pm

Here's some amusing one's....Say them fast!!....lmao!

Curisnutsov (Cut-his-nuts-off)...A Russian Trans-Gender Surgeon!

Strapodictomy (Strap-a-dick-to-me)...the process of changing a woman to a man,(not real)by means of a strap-on!

If i can think of any more,i'll post them.

D. X

"Always remember...keep smiling!"

Hugs,

D. XX


1playfulgal 39F
1828 posts
5/30/2005 7:56 am

Good one ER got any more...I always wondered what that was called it happens to me all the time...


1playfulgal 39F
1828 posts
5/30/2005 7:58 am

Good ones daighi

nancy725 i do it all the time too, i think thats why i found this list soooo funny...

I do a lot of these things


rm_props4us 67M/64F
34 posts
6/1/2005 10:37 am

You, my sweet, are a busy busy blogger! Thanks for all your efforts!

I just read that WEBSTERS is getting ready to publish a new dictionary and they are requesting contributions from us lay folks. They want everyday people to submit words that are not words but should be and/or words that ARE words, (that people use all the time) but are not in the dictionary. (ie; "'sup?" or "punked".) They want us to submit so that we will buy the dictionary with OUR words in it. You should submit!

Thanks for you time. (BTW, you have a sweet ass and I would love to see it on my hubbys face.)


1playfulgal 39F
1828 posts
6/1/2005 6:16 pm

props4us think they would actually include any of those words...i don't think so...but they sure make me laugh


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