Two Legs and a Gash  

1girlrevolution 46F
314 posts
7/5/2006 1:29 pm

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Two Legs and a Gash


I’m beginning to accept the fact that there are a large number of disturbed rejects out there that are seriously insecure and I’ll even go as far as stupid, and I guess they have decided that they don’t really care to know what I look like or give a fuck what my profile says. They are very at ease just sending the magic penis shot and asking for a one-nighter with me which if they actually read my profile, they’d know that ainna gonna happen. But then again, how can I ask some asshat to respect what I have presented when they don’t take the time to read or even know how to? The very Neanderthal like thought process of me see photo, me no read, me send something like, “ I’ll be in your town tonight and could really use some sex. Call me at xxx-xxxx if you want to fuck” . . . and yes, this was an actual email I received just yesterday.

Now how did he really expect me to respond . . . sure, honey, here’s my address. Come on over and bring two of your friends to fill my holes? Out of pure curiosity, I read his profile which just basically said he wanted to fuck anything with two legs and a gash. Of course it should be a “real woman with no strings attached.” LMAO! Real women have strings, honey. And if you’re lucky or common sense kicks in some day . . . us gals with strings just might tie you up with them but at this rate you won’t get that far.

There’s a part of me that almost feels bad about writing this blog but the idiot it’s dedicated to will never in a blue moon read it.

There, I said it.

CB_2 51F

7/5/2006 2:34 pm

You've got to hand it to them for trying, though, haven't you? Desperate just isn't the word.

A guy who says to me "I don't do the chewing gum thing by the way" (as I have a phobia about this and it's on my profile) is going to get a much nicer response from me than the usual "would you like a shag and here's my cock pic" approach.

I've just posted a few minutes ago on the blog of some guy complaining that he's not getting any action and had to point out the huge cock pic and the turned on by sado-masochistic activities might just, possibly, be affecting his chances somewhat.

Blogito ergo sum.


howaboutahuck 65M
489 posts
7/5/2006 6:47 pm

I have read your profile, and I read your blogs. And your absolutely correct in dissing anyone that thinks you aren't sincere in the type of people you choose to associate with. As I have said before, know one should have to lower their standards. Well done!
P.S. Isn't there just a little urge to e-mail this ass____ and lead him on a bit? (Just for funny) You can always put a block on him when your done.
Love your blogs!


loadeddice05 44M

7/6/2006 6:56 am

As of this writting I have not taken a photo of my penis, have not taken a pic of my old man's chest nor am I sitting in a bowl of jello naked!! ....unfortunately as long as men havs dicks and those little guys do 90 percent of our thinking????? This ain't gonna change!!!

By the way I have read your profile, I have read your blogs and your absolutely correct in dissing anyone who thinks you aren't sincere!!!! SEE! How understanding I am YOU should date ME cause I'm so sincere and understanding????? LOL!!!!! AHHHH HAAAAA!!!!......please???

does this work??? I'd rather send a dick pic than play at being understanding!!! (shakes head)........ (the one on top)


AwlKnight 60M/59F

7/6/2006 8:36 am

Couples get those too!
(here on our couples profile, which sometimes the wife will get interested in, but is going through a period where she feels that its a waste of time, and that hitting the Retreat, the Mon Chalet or other clubs is more fruitful. Which is also why we went back to a standard membership and can't read the profiles, so rely on the cupid stars and the one line header, or feeling a connection with literate types on the groups or blogs.)

Back in ancient days, at a fraternity, there was a legend of the king of persistent dick heads. His reasoning, most guys have one or two girl friends a year and maybe get laid a couple of dozen times. So he dated 12 or more women a year. Then he tried and experiment, just walking up on the street to a woman and asking her to fuck. He went through 72 women before he got taken up on it. The slaps and screams and boyfriends/husbands chasing him down didn't phase him and he only stopped when it looked like the police were going to start looking for him.

This is the mentality you are dealing with.
And don't mess with them, leading them on, you might end up triggering a stalker.

The penis shot has always gotten mixed reviews from women, but putting it up front is crass. But in my experience on the my other profile (UrBud here) it always amazes me that if I do put that one up front I actually get more hits on my profile, and even email. But experience has taught me that I'm less likely to be able to have a conversation with the ones that do.

One suggestion, that should go out to all who actively blog, why don't you put the most important excerpts from you profile in a posting.
That way, those who can read your blog (the literate), but not your profile (standard members), can decide if they want to flirt with a wink. Of course, this is only going to cut down on about 1% of those dick shots.

Go to a novelty shop or adult bookstore with novelties, and buy one of those dick head hats. See if you can convince the vilest looking homeless guy to let you take his picture wearing it. Start giving out dick head awards, congratulating the offenders on the good company they keep.


rm_young3901 51M

7/6/2006 10:22 am

It's men like that unfortunately, that give the rest of us a bad name. You have every right to reply back to this guy and ask him WTF are you thinking? However, why waste your time because it's fairly obvious that he is not thinking at all.

young3901


rm_Ellenback 58F
966 posts
7/6/2006 11:17 am

AwlKnight says: One suggestion, that should go out to all who actively blog, why don't you put the most important excerpts from you profile in a posting.
That way, those who can read your blog (the literate), but not your profile (standard members), can decide if they want to flirt with a wink. Of course, this is only going to cut down on about 1% of those dick shots.

Go to a novelty shop or adult bookstore with novelties, and buy one of those dick head hats. See if you can convince the vilest looking homeless guy to let you take his picture wearing it. Start giving out dick head awards, congratulating the offenders on the good company they keep.


Love both those ideas!!!

And, 1girlrevolution - Real women have strings

YES, THEY DO!

(((softboobyhugs)))

Elle


rm_lovelyLady 63F
434 posts
7/9/2006 5:03 pm

I don't dislike any questions I get........

I use the questions I get as a sort of "barometer" as to whether we might be compatible... Some of the questions... make it a real easy decision...

xoxoxo LL


GailyBurntDrags 67M
2 posts
7/16/2006 1:02 am

So, I guess a game of pinochle would be out of the question? I can't read your profile yet due to "newbie" status amnd just putzing through the site to see the sights...


GailyBurntDrags 67M
2 posts
7/16/2006 1:06 am

By all means, see "Pirates of the Caribbean - Dead Man's Chest." Excellent flick and outrageously escapist...


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