My Personal B.O.B. (battery operated boyfriend)  

1girlrevolution 46F
314 posts
4/18/2006 11:04 am

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4/23/2006 12:19 pm

My Personal B.O.B. (battery operated boyfriend)

I find myself mysteriously out of the dating scene lately. I have a small handful of male friends that I’ve gone out with on occasion but haven’t struck up any type of affair or relationship for quite sometime, which would be almost a month. Dry spell for me, and I’m actually enjoying the freedom of it all. My thoughts aren’t invaded with the typical girly fog of “When will he call?” “Should I call him?” “I wonder what he’s doing?” blah, blah, blah, and it’s refreshing. A cleansing of the body and mind! Nice. I’m not even asking myself “Where is he?” because with my luck he’d be about 8000+ miles across the ocean. (Hmmmm . . . )

So here I’ve arrived, now dating my favorite vibrator. Easy clean-up, always there, no complaints, great orgasms, and I don’t have to think about how long he plans on staying because I can toss him/it aside in my closet when I’m finished. It works for me right now. I highly recommend the 7” translucent pink one with 8 different speeds, 3 different motions, rotating ball-bearing G-spot circulator, and the hummingbird clit stimulator, also with 8 speeds. It even has a reverse mode in case you get it unexpectedly caught up in Muffy. And . . . good vibrators these days no longer sound like steam engines so you can get away with using your B.O.B. anytime, even when someone is in the next room. It’s a beautiful thing.

rm_bucfannn 61M/60F
2110 posts
4/18/2006 11:40 am

My BOB died last week And, I mourned for a few days, but, hightailed it down to a local "goodie" store and picked up a new one. Well, actually 2. Since I've decided to be a monk(ette), he's all I need now...

1girlrevolution 46F

4/18/2006 4:35 pm

marchbrown1 - it's one of the best of friends, very reliable as long as you have a good supply of AA batteries.

bucfannn - my condolences. Thank goodness they're easily replaceable.

rm_zhuk4u 62M
25 posts
4/18/2006 5:08 pm

I know I should have bought stock in that damn battery company.....Ever Ready Bunnies forever is my motto....

reverend21 49M
1913 posts
4/18/2006 7:25 pm

Yea, but can he mow the lawn?

saddletrampsk 54F

4/18/2006 9:43 pm

BOB never snores..doesnt hog the bed and always makes sure I cum and cum and cum..God Bless all BOBs..great post btw..

pandoo5 59M
398 posts
4/19/2006 10:59 am

If every one think like this then what will happen to this world, this friend of yours is heartless.

1cooldude63 53M

4/19/2006 2:23 pm

With those looks and that body, you should not be sitting at home alone.

1girlrevolution 46F

4/19/2006 6:57 pm

zhuk4u . . . me too! I should have seen this coming and invested in Duracel myself!

reverand21 - I live in the desert so . . . no lawn. AND, I prefer to mow the lawn myself! Nice thought though.

saddletramp - you go girl!

pandoo - unfortunately, many men are heartless too, and they hurt. BOB doesn't.

1cooldude - Thank you! You're so sweet.


pandoo5 59M
398 posts
4/19/2006 10:36 pm

many but not all and don't tell how many are really many, last one does not mean end of the world and BOB to make some of us jealous.

rm_KirkVW44m 54M
688 posts
4/21/2006 8:54 am

Nothing wrong with BOB .. Hell i would hold him for you if you wanted. But i would prefer it was my battery getting wore down over buying stock in duracell lol Your picture is both sexual and sensual fyi. Think my eye got burned looking at you.. Hey if feels good why not do it!

Have a wonderful day!


1girlrevolution 46F

4/21/2006 4:57 pm

pandoo - don't be jealous. No one can ever replace a man's touch. You've got something BOB will never give me . . .

Kirk - I'm glad you accept BOB. He's mighty harmless and quite a performer. Keep wearing those sunglasses. Wouldn't want you to stop looking!


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