The Cat  

1LovelyBrunette 41F
313 posts
5/18/2006 9:13 pm

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5/21/2006 6:11 pm

The Cat

I was checking my regular Email and saw another mail from one of my girlfriends. At first it annoyed me because it was another joke. Between her and another mutual friend of ours, they clog up my mail box with all these jokes and it gets irritating after a while because they'll both end up sending me the same exact 10 jokes!! Jeeeez! but this one I havent seen before and it was actually funny. So, without further ado...

A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one
day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.

As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.

The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home.

Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!

He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right,
then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the
cat there.

Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"

"Yes," the wife answers, "why do you ask?"

Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that son of a bitch on the phone, I'm lost! and need directions!"

sexymamma662003 31F

5/18/2006 9:56 pm

holy shit that was a good one


greenjuly73 43M
5 posts
5/19/2006 7:18 am

THAT WAS CLASSIC! I do know what you mean about the 400 emails from the same folks...I personally dont send out that many joke emails...cause I figure that by the time I have seen it (& I am pretty good about checking my email) the WHOLE WORLD has it! Still...since you gave me a good is one for you:

Little Billy stayed with his grandmother for a few days.
He came inside where he had been playing with the other kids and said, "Grandma, what's it called when 2 people are sleeping in the same room and one is on top of the other?"
Grandma was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him the truth. "That's called sexual intercourse, honey."
Little Billy said, "Okay!", and went back outside to talk with the other kids.
Minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it is not called sexual intercourse! It's called Bunk Beds!..... and Jimmy's Mom wants to talk to you !"

1LovelyBrunette replies on 5/19/2006 6:29 pm:
LMAO, that was good! How funny, dirty minded grandma!

Phuc_Buddy 46M

5/19/2006 7:57 pm

ROFL - that was great. The scary thing is cats can do that!

1LovelyBrunette replies on 5/20/2006 8:05 am:
I know, they're very wise.

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