Swearing at Work Policy  

1LovelyBrunette 41F
313 posts
6/13/2006 4:59 pm

Last Read:
6/27/2006 8:13 pm

Swearing at Work Policy

It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course
of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type oflanguage will no longer be tolerated.

We do however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers.
Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.

1) TRY SAYING:
I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF:
You don't know what the fuck you're doing.

2) TRY SAYING:
She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF:
She's a ball-busting bitch.

3) TRY SAYING:
Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF:
And when the fuck do you expect me to do this?

4) TRY SAYING:
I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF:
No fucking way.

5) TRY SAYING:
Really?
INSTEAD OF:
You've got to be shiting me!

6) TRY SAYING:
Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF:
Tell someone who gives a shit.

7) TRY SAYING:
I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF:
It's not my fucking problem.

TRY SAYING:
That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF:
What the fuck?

9) TRY SAYING:
I'm not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF:
This shit won't work.

10) TRY SAYING:
I'll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF:
Why the fucking hell didn't you tell me sooner?

11) TRY SAYING:
He's not familiar with the issues.
INSTEAD OF:
He's got his head up his ass.

12) TRY SAYING:
Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF:
Eat shit and die.

13) TRY SAYING:
So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF:
Kiss my ass.

14) TRY SAYING:
I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF:
Fuck it, I'm on salary.

15) TRY SAYING:
I don't think you understand.
INSTEAD OF:
Shove it up your ass.

16) TRY SAYING:
I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF:
This job sucks.

17) TRY SAYING:
You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF:
Who the fuck died and made you boss?

18 ) TRY SAYING:
He's somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF:
He's a prick.

Thank You For Your Consideration,
Human Resources


Phuc_Buddy 46M

6/13/2006 5:36 pm

Very nice mind if I use these where I work? Well all accept the ball busting bitch...there is no replacement for that one!!


drnick20054 28M

6/13/2006 6:20 pm

i dont know its gonna be tough to stop saying all that, can't we just fire the fucking moron who came up with this. i mean the guy who came up with should be let go due to overstaffing


ArgosPlumyKooky 45F
3902 posts
6/13/2006 7:03 pm

lol!


timberwolf6972 44M

6/13/2006 8:28 pm

Lmao, I love those!


IDsatisfaction 52M

6/13/2006 8:49 pm

Very funny!!!!


rm1973 43M

6/15/2006 4:53 pm

Is this for real? My recommendation for this person if so:

TRY DOING:
GETTING A REAL FUCKING JOB

INSTEAD OF:
WASTING YOUR TIME ON THIS USELESS SHIT!


1LovelyBrunette replies on 6/15/2006 7:27 pm:
Oh, oh rm! Remember... no profanity (smile) You might offend some very sensitive people, lol

waywardboy4u 61M  
154 posts
6/26/2006 10:35 am

LMAO, been there, done that, Found out how to aplease the ball busting bitch , Just Kiss & Lick Her then Bender her over & fuck her then she purr's LOL Like a kitten !

Your a very very sexy lady!


1LovelyBrunette replies on 6/27/2006 8:08 pm:
(smile) thank you wayward, and you're comment was very funny. Does your technique on pleasing the bitch work every time? lol

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